Would you dump your partner if they farted in bed?

[Zion666]

My ex used to fart in bed. Is this something I will have to face with all women?

Yes, I would consider it if it was a regular occurance

No, I see it as a natural thing

[ryanlightning]

Why not dump them if they have brown hair, blonde hair, black hair, red hair, just hair, no hair, if the have acne, if they don't have acne, if they burp, if they don't burp.

Why would you even consider dumping someone for something that's natural?

[Zion666]

The question isn't if it's a natural thing, which it totally is, but if it acceptable to do it in bed with your partner next to you.

[ryanlightning]

You answered that yourself, it's natural... Therefore it's fine. Its a pretty fucking shallow and weak relationship if you could break up over farting

[Mitch6192]

It would put me off them, yeah. Haha.

Girls shouldn't fart in front of lads.

[Zion666]

thanks. I was thinking the same. I thought I was alone in this.

[BlueSky14]

Agreed!

[CarpetDenim]

If they do it literally all the time and with an intention to be annoying, I would view that as immature and probably wouldn't tolerate it

[vishna]

lol it's 100% natural and on top of that :) c'mon cut them some slack, they are asleep. no way of stopping it

[Anonymous]

Just think. If she never farts again, will you be able to match that? Never fart again?

[Zion666]

Countless times I jumped off of bed to let it out in the bathroom.

[Opinion Owner]

More fool you! My guy and I have farting competitions! See who can do the biggest rip-snorter! LOL!

[Hannajenky]

If my man farts i will ghost him he will never see me again

[Tomblebee]

I would hide under the blankets, which would freak them out and in turn they would learn to stop.

[Anon85]

I might tell them to do it in the bathroom or wait until I'm asleep, but I'm not going to break up with someone over something so stupid

[SirRexington]

Only people with the maturity of a 5 year old would... Nope thats giving credit to the five year old, sorry random five year olds, you are much more mature than that.

[sayid92]

no naturel not hurt feeling or cause a tortuse live , if she like you and care about you than all gona be alright, change the food sometime my estomak hurt because I abused some type of food

[BlueSky14]

I personally "try" to never fart in front of my SO. Especially in bed!

[scooogy]

Really?

[BlueSky14]

Really. Of course it's natural, everyone does it, but I think it's the least sexiest thing a woman can do. So therefore, not happening around him.

[scooogy]

If I told you what things I'd do with a girl, you'd consider farting the smallest problem.

[pinayfit]

Nope. If they poop in bed then there will be a problem lol. But when we are old and fart in bed and poop we will clean eqch other up lol.

[scooogy]

If I won't let her fart, she might be full of gas and fly away one night, like the muggle aunt in Harry Potter.

[BlueSky14]

Lol😂😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

no. I only date girls that fart in bed. It's a requirement

[JinnRose]

I think communication can easily remedy this problem.

[BleepRawrsaurus_Rex]

My girlfriend doesn’t fart

[thenatiewitch]

Lol 😂 If I had nickel per fart...

[billy5432135]

Women fart too. It's going to happen.

[teaforbooks]

Nahh

[beebella]

That's silly.

[whydoyouask]

Sure. It natural.

[JaneMane]

Whutt.. lmao

[moonpie89]

Haha no

[Anonymous]

No it is natural.