How would you roast me bad?

[olivine]

Roast me I'll counter it. If not please helppppp a poor naive soul😪

I can't seem to have comebacks you see.

Bring it onnnn! (Gently)

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@celtero Same buddy. But I like the determination that you posted on my question.

I was unable to reply. It was showing some error. How about this?

[Celtero]

You're not worth the time it takes to for me to think of a good insult.

I'm lucky enough to be able to leave this question and forget about you forever.

[victorvolf]

Your face is the embodiment of a handjob. Your puppy eyes are adorable tho.

[olivine]

And you sir are an embodiment of not getting laid. Your take was cute though.

[olivine]

How was that?

[victorvolf]

Like a puppy trying to sound serious.

[olivine]

Heyyyyyy😡

[Melliyoo]

I really hope you're religious, at least Jesus would love you then.

[olivine]

Too bad I'm not christian, we have thousands of gods.

[olivine]

How was it?

[Melliyoo]

It was okay, should've mentioned they love you, otherwise I could come back on that again lol

[OjosOscuros2]

Girls can't roast so don't even try.

[olivine]

Whhhhyyyyyy

[xTom98]

Im sorry for doing this, dont take it too serious 😅

1. You look like a Pornstar from a Dr. Seuss Book.

2. Can prostitutes collect unemployment money? you look like you'd know.

3. Were not supposed to call you "Oliver" anymore, right?

[IntuitiveMuffin]

Your absolute right. With that nose of hers she looks like a prostitute from Whoville.😂😂😂

[olivine]

I can't counter that lol.

[xTom98]

Im sorry 😅
was just a joke 😋

[olivine]

Umm actually I couldn't understand half of it😭 I'm such a kid lol sorry. Way too high level for me.

[OshriPz1]

I have a couple for people i hate:

"if your parents were to be divorced, would they still be siblings?"

"if i know you, will i get a "friend" discount from your whore mother?"

Other than that i can't say nothing, not to your face anyway :p

[OshriPz1]

God damn auto-emoji i meant to do :-p

[OshriPz1]

I can't believe I got another one, lets try again: .:p

[olivine]

Omggggg I can't make a come backkkkkk. What would you say if someone said this to you?

[OshriPz1]

Fuck, i give up

[OshriPz1]

Well @olivine i can't come back, that's what makes them so lethal

[Melliyoo]

When someone insults your parents just say they're dead, even if they're not, they'll instantly feel like the biggest asshole on the planet.

[deric_97]

'nah they aren't related"

'nah she out of the field for awhile now, like never"

[olivine]

@melliyo niceee

[deric_97]

Those would be my comebacks

[OshriPz1]

@Melliyoo possible reply:
"From your face?
Not improbable actually "

@deric_97 shit "comeback" yo

[deric_97]

ah, perhaps i should try harder next time. never really did a comeback before, but what makes a good comeback from a bad one?

[OshriPz1]

The impact, make it sting

[deric_97]

Ahh the comeback gotta sting back huh, well good shit bro. I can't think of anything decent to comeback with lmao

[thomascale18]

You should carry a plant with you all the time since every breath you take is a waste of oxygen.

[olivine]

Then sir you must be wearing an oxygen mask to live in order speak such kind words.

[olivine]

How was that?

[thomascale18]

Not an actual comeback but the basics are there and you were fast so thats a plus.

[hasrett]

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There. Roasted.

[jimyee]

The whole point of roasting someone is having a back story to draw on. There is no back story for you.

[olivine]

Anything? Just wanna practice I pick fights like very rarely. Has happened to me twice. I wanna be strong.

[jimyee]

you're too stupid to understand the concept of a roast. you're like a pig on the spit.

[olivine]

Well then I'll take a bath and come right back.

[jimyee]

I'm not sure if you don't understand comedy or you just lack English comprehension.

[olivine]

English is not my native language. So I'll excuse myself.

[jimyee]

Well, I'm gonna go with both.

[IntuitiveMuffin]

Is that really you in the pic'?
You look much older than 19, seems your looks are going to fade fast.

[olivine]

Not before you sir. 👽

[olivine]

What would you say for the same remark you passed on me?

[jimyee]

Seriously the worst insult and "come back" I've ever heard.

[IntuitiveMuffin]

@jimyee Sorry I guess you're too stupid to understand the concept of a roast. you're like a pig on the spit.

[jimyee]

Wow, you bring a whole new meaning to the word "moron"

[IntuitiveMuffin]

@jimyee What's the new meaning? I know the old one is stupid person.

[jimyee]

Jesus fucking christ... you really are a moron...🤣🤣🤣

[IntuitiveMuffin]

@jimyee Oh so there is no new meaning you were just using a tired old expression. My bad I was expecting more from the guy who came up with "you're like a pig on the spit". With I line that ingenious I thought you were about to burn me really good.

[jimyee]

Your thought process is painful to try to comprehend.

[IntuitiveMuffin]

@jimyee hear I hold your hand and walk you through it.
First. You said "Seriously the worst insult and "come back" I've ever heard."

Next. After you told Ms. olivine that you're smart understand the finer points to a roast. Which is wrong by the way you dont need back story you just mock or insult the person, but you couldn't think of anything so you took the high ground of an intellectual to skilled for this nonsense.

Next you made this retarded ass comment. "you're too stupid to understand the concept of a roast. you're like a pig on the spit." Which actually you don't get the concept. Once again you just couldn't think of anything funny to say.

Finally. I copied your shitty comment back to you. You said Wow, you bring a whole new meaning to the word "moron" pretended not to understand, you laughed at me, then I told you that your joke was old and tired, that I expected more from such a comedic genius who understands the true definition of a roast. Think that pretty much sums it up

[jimyee]

See, the funny thing is, and because you're dumb as shit and dont understand so I'll spell it out for you, a pig on a spit is being roasted.

[tartaarsaus]

You're like the end pieces in a loaf of bread, nobody wants them

[tartaarsaus]

A good insult to a woman can also be the simple 'you've aged'

[olivine]

If you went to culinary school you'd know.😏

[olivine]

How was it?

[tartaarsaus]

What? Your response? I just didn't understand it. Except it's maybe that they don't use the end pieces.

It's too hard for me to understand for it to be a devastating burn

[olivine]

😣😣😣

[tartaarsaus]

You'll get better. I'm pretty bad at them as well

[olivine]

Hahahah.. thanks

[iAscend8]

can't just roast someone on the stop without knowing them, we don't even have a photo of you😂

[olivine]

Profile picture.

[ryancg]

I know nothing about you, so I wouldn't know which buttons to press.

[olivine]

I would know which button to press. The *switch off* one.

[olivine]

How was that?

[ryancg]

What I mean is that I wouldn't know what to say to best insult you.

[olivine]

Try anuthing

[sexcrazed123]

roast you in which way? you see, i do not think you would fit in the oven let alone a roasting pan

[olivine]

Geez here we go again.. 😥

[sexcrazed123]

where are we going? and, can i come too?

[olivine]

No. Goodbye.

[sexcrazed123]

goodbye :-)

[mach1]

You look roasted already.

[olivine]

It's called a tan. Illiterate.

[olivine]

How was that?

[mach1]

You look like a baby in a microwave oven.

[mach1]

Not bad.

[olivine]

That doesn't make sense. Are you blind or something.

[mach1]

Am I?

[olivine]

That you would know.

[mach1]

Damn.

[rapfan107]

Can't roast you , your mirror does for me everyday

[olivine]

Then you must not have a mirror. Makes it easy on you 😽

[olivine]

How was it?

[rapfan107]

Not bad but not even my own reflection can roast. You were your parents fail abortion 😜

[olivine]

I can't

[rapfan107]

You can't what?

[olivine]

Make a comeback

[rapfan107]

Yes you can you did it with the mirror one

[weaverman]

Why do you want roasted

[olivine]

Cause I can't give good comebacks and wanna practice.

[weaverman]

Ok , lol im not good at roasting sorry