What is the dumbest way you've been injured? (Page 2)

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I actually have two, couldn't decide for one  -I tried a nose strip and well ended up with innerbleedings on the back of my nose  -A good week ago I was cleaning the kitchen and forgot that the plate was still hot and I somehow managed to burn my whole under arm, it's still healing lol

MrBurke · Answer

Running at full speed I faceplanted a cinder block wall left hairline crack in the block but I ended up getting a orbital skull fracture or in normal people speak I broke my skull

Rangers · Answer

I've never done something stupid they lead to something I'd classify as an injury

tesajo07 · Answer

Walking on a tree that was laying on the ground I fell off and some how got a hole in my nee

codycccccccccc · Answer

Crashed my dirt bike because I would never drive drunk but dirt biking drunk seemed like a good idea

hellknight666 · Answer

Falling out of a tree and breaking 3 ribs or falling through the roof of a bar and breaking 3 on the other side my ribs hate me

Anonymous · Answer

I fell from bike many times... and bleed too much.  I ran.. and fell... bleed again...

Anonymous · Answer

jumping up and down on the floor of an old barn. the 2 wooden boards my feet landed on broke, and the board between them caught me between the legs.

DECENTSCOTTISHLAD999 · Answer

l fell over a 100feet over a wall and was brought back to life thank good l don't want to die yet

Lgmswolf024 · Answer

I was walking to my bus stop and there was Back ice and I had to go down a hill...

Hawky_ · Answer

Fell backwards down some steps and broke my shoulder

mycatsanoyingaf · Answer

Running and poking myself in the eye when I was wiping my sweat

pickleflong · Answer

Opening a metal door and it bounced off someone's shoe on the other side and the door slammed back into my head.

Anonymous · Answer

Fell down the stairs because I was trying to catch my phone and broke my leg instead

Glen68 · Answer

Trying to grab a pan out of the oven with my bare hand

Anonymous · Answer

I sliped on the road after rain, since I love jogging after rain and broke my knee... it is still not well to this day after several years.

Keoov · Answer

A skateboard landed sideways and I landed butt first on it, you get the idea

isidoruhhh · Answer

i wasn’t wearing my glasses and kicked a pumpkin thinking it was one of those inflatable balls.

Anonymous · Answer

As a kid we always used to rope jump and one day I fell down and broke my teeth

ac98546 · Answer

stuck my finger in a hand held blender...

xtraHER · Answer

I ran into a red mailbox. Long story.

whydoweneedausername · Answer

I stubbed my toe really hard against my couch.

reniee18 · Answer

Kicked a wall and broke my foot 😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

sasukeuchiha7 · Answer

Broke a tooth while practicing Nanchaku

HornetsFanAllDay · Answer

getting angry and hitting something

clampfan101 · Answer

Just typical child clumsiness.

chris_987 · Answer

Fell of my motorcycle

grega239 · Answer

Shattered a bone in my hand... bcs alcohol

Bismarck_96 · Answer

Getting stabbed by a pencil

Anonymous · Answer

I have cut my self badly down there when I shaved

MoneyBeets · Answer

Banging your mother. Hurt my back with her on top.

Secretgardenblood · Answer

@Paris13

queenrxse · Answer

Fell from the sky😏

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