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Haha.. I believe you are still talented Melanie.. But, uuh.. I was playin around wit my mother, and jumped up while I was in the door post and dumped my head.. I was bleedin on my head.. LOL..
Well, the most recent was that a couple of nights ago I had a skillet in the oven because I was making something or other that had to go on a burner and then in the oven, and I forgot to put on a potholder. I grabbed the handle of the pan out of a 500 degree oven and carried it across the kitchen for a solid ten seconds. I'm just that smart.
Fell off the back of a couch & broke my elbow as a child, I broke the same elbow two more times, I needed surgery the third time.
Tripped over pile of my laundry, hit my hand on dresser, dislocated my finger.
I was walking & lost my balance, I broke & dislocated my ankle last year. I’m klutz cuz I have Cerebral Pasly & Aspergers.
I decided while drunk to steal a limestone post, with the owners last name on it, from a yard. I dropped the fucking heavy ass thing on my foot a broke several bones. Fun times.
Welp last year I was trying to avoid being tickled in my colleges cafeteria and my knee ended up dislocating in front of everybody! (Depending on the way you turn, knees can slip out of alignment). I had to be carried out by the EMS stretcher to an ambulance in front of everybody. Ended up having MPFL Reconstruction knee surgery last year.
Another story: I got a concussion at a nursing home
had pimple on face (under skin), tried to pop it out, didn't went well. I kept trying, somehow i pressed to hard and ripped skin on face, and it still didn't get out, i said fuck it and kept pushing and it finally went out but i removed like all layers of skin and had huge scar on face for like 1month xdddddddddd
I whisked my finger in a cake mixer 🤦🏻♀️😂 my finger was fractured in 3 areas and it bloody hurt!
I once was on my way to a computer course at school and as I walked up the stairs I looked out of the window to see if anyone else was on their way. But as I turned my view forward again, I instantly hit the sharp edge of a heavy door, which ended in me having to get stitches xD
At work we have these carts, and see the ledge portion. Well obviously if you put too much weight on that portion it will tip over. So, me stupid as ever put a 40lb bag of ice on it an the handle landed right on my toe. I was shocked I didn't break my toe
I was playing with a stapler and i wanted to feel like what it felt to be staple. I was being dumb and actually did it, and boom, the staple dug into my finger a couple millimeters. I glad i didn't get an infection from that.
Guy literally ripped my shoulder during a grappling match. I didn't tap which is why my military career ended prematurely. I'm so competitive I make dumb decisions. 🖤💙💜
Waxed my stache and wiped with alcohol. Looked like I burned myself.
I'm a klutz of the highest order. Walking into a pole talking to a hot guy.
Somehow setting myself on fire trying to talk to another.
Tripping over my feel place planting on the floor.
I could ho on
We were playing basketball and I was not paying attention. Someone tried to pass me the ball, I was late to respond and the ball ended up in my face...
I burnt my hand because my cat knocked over a candle and caught newspaper on fire. I ran to the bathroom to put the paper in the sink instead of stomping it out. 😂😂 I've cut my head open by bumping it on like counters
I chipped a bone in my ankle during sex, I accidentally pulled her off the bed when I was drunk she landed on it had to wear a support for 3 mouths
Threw a piece of candy in the air, tripped over a bush and onto my just bought glass jug of rootbeer. Didn't feel anything at first, but moments later my cousin and I discovered a deep white meat gash the size and shape of an empty eye socket.
Around Halloween, I stumbled, tried to keep my equilibrium by grasping the 5ft high paper container. I fell and the full container fell on me, hurting my foot.
I was at Qatar airport. I saw that bug rabbit that they have while i was going down on escalator , i got carried away. Wanted to look at it up close. I tried going up. Fell hard. Bruised my knees and arms
A table fell back on my face as I tried to pick it up. It knocked my front tooth out.