What’s the most useless talent you have?
I have a perfect evil voice. it sound like Gollum. I've been able to do it since I was young, it just comes form my chest.
But that photo reminds me of my dad. My dad was an incredibly talented sportsman throughout his teens and early twenties. He was a pro footballer and an incredibly runner. My mum has a photo of him with a six pack by her bed (it's long gone now). He's now working in finance, stuck in the boardroom all day long, going to meetings and travelling, all his talent is wasted. I always forget that my dad is such a good sportsman, introduce him to any sport and he's a pro at it.
So my boyfriend came round my house one day and started kicking around the ball in my back garden, then my dad comes out and does kick ups and freestyle non stop for like 30 mins and now my boyfriend worships him.
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Getting things unstuck from a vending machine. Because I'm tall, I can easily shake the hell out of it from the top.
My brain has the ability to notice things and draw connections in such a way that everything is a bad pun waiting to happen. My friends and family are well aware of this talent as they take most of the brunt of my pun-ishment. They'd day that I need to stop telling the every dumb pun that comes into my head... What they don't know is that I only vocalise about 40% of the jokes/puns/wordplay that pops into my head. It's not something I can turn off either, and I'll be walking along a street by myself laughing at a joke in told to myself because of a sign I saw.
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When I was young I developed an entire code langauge that I can still read and write to this day. I used to have a journal that I used to practice it in and every now and then I'll look back at it and read a paragraph or two (mind you it's from a 10-14 year old version of myself so it's... very cringe).
I'd say it's useless because I never actually taught it to anyone else at the time. So I'm fluent in this pre-teen version of cuneiform but... nobody else is.
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I can do the full side and scissor splits.
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I’m very good at remembering funny lines from movies or TV word-for-word, and then using them in relevant references in conversations. So it gets me a lot of laughs... but they’re ultimately someone else’s jokes, I just have a good sense of comedic timing I guess and my brain has a seemingly innate ability to connect a current situation to a humorous quote. That, along with three dollars, will buy me coffee and a donut lmao
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Depends who you ask but I'd say my ability to accurately guess the exact number of seconds to put anything in the microwave to get my desired heat. It's annoying that I usually have to spend a few days figuring out a new microwave so I can't just do it with any microwave, buuut if we have pizza in the fridge I can usually get a nice balance of temperature with that 34 seconds on the timer.
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I do a lot of random little things. The one dumbest stunt I have going is what happens when I go to this one friend’s house. He has this long wooded back scratcher thing. First I act like it’s a light saber. Then I start spinning it around and doing all these cool tricks with it; tossing it in the air like a baton and catch it Then I point it at his chest and tell him to give me the TV remote. I do other annoying stuff too but that’s the talent portion.
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My skin tells me when it's going to rain. Literally my Spidey senses go off and everything and I can just predict the weather. Very useless indeed but very fun to see people's faces when I am right!!! Makes it useful to me lol 😂🤣
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Ability to identify the make and model, as well as approximate age, of any vehicle in North America pretty much instantly upon seeing it. It's something I've always done since I was a young child. It's involuntary, but on the rare occasion when I see one that I cannot identify, I will obsess about it until I figure out what it is. I also have an especially good talent at remembering what cars people own. This also has been the case since I was very young.
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honestly yeah probably my flexibility, like other have said it but like what can you really do with all three split and a backbend lol
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I can destroy any chance I have with a lady in 0.5 seconds
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When listening to the radio or a shuffled/ random playlist, 8/10 times the song will start playing in my head before it's actually playing. Like I can't count how many times I've hummed or sang lyrics during the brief transition and that song plays next.
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I can open gum wrappers & most candies with my mouth. I can roll a pretty decent joint & blunts (some find it useless). I can pop my knuckles by just closing my hands, I can pick up stuff with my feet. Also I can wiggle my ears.
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I can card-count a a deck of cards very rapidly to the point where I can accurately predict low, mid, high, or ace on the last card after going through the deck rapidly. Doesn't help all that much for casinos where they use 8-deck shoes.
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Playing the uke, acoustic, electric, and bass guitar, playing piano and the flute. I guess this is useless to everyone else but me because I don't know what I would do without music.
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I can make my thumb touch my forearm (almost half way and only sideways, not backwards) and I can do a front split (left leg forward, right leg back & vice versa).
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Either being able to glide scissors instead of having to chop with them or I can memorise a song after hearing it once.
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Ability to memorize any song/tv show I hear. Chances are I can sing along to every song on the radio at random, and can speak the words to most shows.
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My most useless talent is dealing with Billy. Damn you Billy, dammit, dammit! You thought you had my mind under your control, but now who's strapped to the wall, enslaved by the chickens huh? You are strapped to the wall.
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I can imitate the sound of a cat and a lawn mower starting up pretty decently.
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I'm the Michael Jordan of badminton.
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I can whistle like a cricket, say "what" in 20 different languages, Pronounce long drug names such as Metaline Dioxy Methamphetamine and can program basic brainfuck programs.
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Im sure it isn't completely useless but I can peel or de shell a hard boiled egg in 1 second taking all the shell off in 1 piece. I know it breaks the world record but Im sure many other people can do it too
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