What’s the most useless talent you have?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I have a perfect evil voice. it sound like Gollum. I've been able to do it since I was young, it just comes form my chest.

But that photo reminds me of my dad. My dad was an incredibly talented sportsman throughout his teens and early twenties. He was a pro footballer and an incredibly runner. My mum has a photo of him with a six pack by her bed (it's long gone now). He's now working in finance, stuck in the boardroom all day long, going to meetings and travelling, all his talent is wasted. I always forget that my dad is such a good sportsman, introduce him to any sport and he's a pro at it.

So my boyfriend came round my house one day and started kicking around the ball in my back garden, then my dad comes out and does kick ups and freestyle non stop for like 30 mins and now my boyfriend worships him.

StingRayxoxo · Accepted Answer

Getting things unstuck from a vending machine. Because I'm tall, I can easily shake the hell out of it from the top.

TheSenate66 · Accepted Answer

My brain has the ability to notice things and draw connections in such a way that everything is a bad pun waiting to happen. My friends and family are well aware of this talent as they take most of the brunt of my pun-ishment. They'd day that I need to stop telling the every dumb pun that comes into my head... What they don't know is that I only vocalise about 40% of the jokes/puns/wordplay that pops into my head. It's not something I can turn off either, and I'll be walking along a street by myself laughing at a joke in told to myself because of a sign I saw.

TheOneAndOnlySimon · Accepted Answer

When I was young I developed an entire code langauge that I can still read and write to this day. I used to have a journal that I used to practice it in and every now and then I'll look back at it and read a paragraph or two (mind you it's from a 10-14 year old version of myself so it's... very cringe).

I'd say it's useless because I never actually taught it to anyone else at the time. So I'm fluent in this pre-teen version of cuneiform but... nobody else is.

Fitness-Fanatic · Answer

I can do the full side and scissor splits.

WhiteSteve · Answer

I’m very good at remembering funny lines from movies or TV word-for-word, and then using them in relevant references in conversations. So it gets me a lot of laughs... but they’re ultimately someone else’s jokes, I just have a good sense of comedic timing I guess and my brain has a seemingly innate ability to connect a current situation to a humorous quote. That, along with three dollars, will buy me coffee and a donut lmao

EpicDweeb · Answer

Depends who you ask but I'd say my ability to accurately guess the exact number of seconds to put anything in the microwave to get my desired heat. It's annoying that I usually have to spend a few days figuring out a new microwave so I can't just do it with any microwave, buuut if we have pizza in the fridge I can usually get a nice balance of temperature with that 34 seconds on the timer.

RussianNestingDoll · Answer

I do a lot of random little things. The one dumbest stunt I have going is what happens when I go to this one friend’s house. He has this long wooded back scratcher thing. First I act like it’s a light saber. Then I start spinning it around and doing all these cool tricks with it; tossing it in the air like a baton and catch it Then I point it at his chest and tell him to give me the TV remote. I do other annoying stuff too but that’s the talent portion.

Secret6620 · Answer

My skin tells me when it's going to rain. Literally my Spidey senses go off and everything and I can just predict the weather. Very useless indeed but very fun to see people's faces when I am right!!! Makes it useful to me lol 😂🤣

young_old_soul · Answer

Ability to identify the make and model, as well as approximate age, of any vehicle in North America pretty much instantly upon seeing it. It's something I've always done since I was a young child. It's involuntary, but on the rare occasion when I see one that I cannot identify, I will obsess about it until I figure out what it is. I also have an especially good talent at remembering what cars people own. This also has been the case since I was very young.

over_it · Answer

honestly yeah probably my flexibility, like other have said it but like what can you really do with all three split and a backbend lol

robske · Answer

I can destroy any chance I have with a lady in 0.5 seconds part from that I'm pretty good at quickly disassembling stuff

Dark93 · Answer

When listening to the radio or a shuffled/ random playlist, 8/10 times the song will start playing in my head before it's actually playing. Like I can't count how many times I've hummed or sang lyrics during the brief transition and that song plays next.

SAVAGEDANK · Answer

I can open gum wrappers & most candies with my mouth. I can roll a pretty decent joint & blunts (some find it useless). I can pop my knuckles by just closing my hands, I can pick up stuff with my feet. Also I can wiggle my ears.

I find these all useful for maybe the expect 2 of them

SuperManiac · Answer

I can card-count a a deck of cards very rapidly to the point where I can accurately predict low, mid, high, or ace on the last card after going through the deck rapidly. Doesn't help all that much for casinos where they use 8-deck shoes.

TimberWolf907 · Answer

Playing the uke, acoustic, electric, and bass guitar, playing piano and the flute. I guess this is useless to everyone else but me because I don't know what I would do without music.

TheUniqueOne96 · Answer

I can make my thumb touch my forearm (almost half way and only sideways, not backwards) and I can do a front split (left leg forward, right leg back & vice versa).

Ámayas_20 · Answer

Either being able to glide scissors instead of having to chop with them or I can memorise a song after hearing it once.

VaIiant · Answer

Ability to memorize any song/tv show I hear. Chances are I can sing along to every song on the radio at random, and can speak the words to most shows.

John_Doesnt · Answer

My most useless talent is dealing with Billy. Damn you Billy, dammit, dammit! You thought you had my mind under your control, but now who's strapped to the wall, enslaved by the chickens huh? You are strapped to the wall.

Clo917 · Answer

I can imitate the sound of a cat and a lawn mower starting up pretty decently. I also can do the splits and bend myself into odd positions.

Bananaman177 · Answer

I'm the Michael Jordan of badminton.

ManOnFire · Answer

Using accents from different countries. British, Irish, African, Russian. People get really shocked to hear a black guy using a Russian accent lol.

Swat_ · Answer

I can whistle like a cricket, say "what" in 20 different languages, Pronounce long drug names such as Metaline Dioxy Methamphetamine and can program basic brainfuck programs.

Just the skills of your average IT student.

almondcake · Answer

Im sure it isn't completely useless but I can peel or de shell a hard boiled egg in 1 second taking all the shell off in 1 piece. I know it breaks the world record but Im sure many other people can do it too

That_Skinny_Chick · Answer

I beat minecraft once without dying. Probably not a "talent" but it is sufficiently useless😂😂

jennifer_bloom · Answer

I'm a very good teacher when it comes to counselling others but I don't have a lot of people I know so my opportunities to teach are limited.

SlavaNat · Answer

Can sleep all night and still sleep all day with relative ease.

Wowgirl30q · Answer

I can pick anything up with my feet. Even an apple...

ElissaDido · Answer

Imitate Shakira's singing style? Picking things up with my feet? I don't know

ariadneR · Answer

Haha I was thinking of aaasking this question.  I can smell when something is wrong with my body or someone else's. Well immediate family.

SexyAshh · Answer

Im triple jointed in my fingers. Dosnt help with anything but i can bend my fingers in odd directions🙈🙈😂

NanaaG · Answer

I can make fart sounds when pressing my chin on my shoulders 🤣

NineBreaker · Answer

I can clap with one hand. I think it's impressive, but for the most part, utterly useless.

Rejiu · Answer

A friend of mine knows the first 100 digits of PI by heart 😂

SentientBrick · Answer

Breathing

J3nny · Answer

Art. Honestly the compliments are nice and shit. But it’s practically useless.

humanearth · Answer

That I can make any car with a computer and electronics work without them.  People don't realise that you don't need that shit. For a car to work.

gorman24 · Answer

Playing the piano. I can play attack on titan theme. Tokyo ghoul theme and a few other anime theme music. A useless talent but I enjoy it.

AlienParasite · Answer

I'm able to lick my elbow, plus to touch my nose with my tongue

TheFlak38 · Answer

I remember my favourite movies almost entirely from start to finish and when I speak the lines I even make a good impression of the actors. This amazes one particular friend of mine.

Dtegesd123 · Answer

I guess gaming is a useless talent , but it adds good times with friends.

Ayer93 · Answer

I can whistle and hum at the same time. I can also rotate my hands in opposite directions. Go ahead. Try it 😏

AcidT0y · Answer

I've got a few. Can play guitar upside down, juggle, that thing where you roll coins across your fingers

Therisinghero12 · Answer

Doing that peace among worlds hand sign that literally everyone can do.  Otherwise I can roll my tongue (like the Spanish R) while whistling, makes a nice noise but that's it.

TheSoundOfSilas · Answer

I have the entire Torture Dance from Golden Wind memorized.

dublin_sexyeyes0 · Answer

Can recite the alphabet backwards as easy as forwards.

Meditatingsquirrel79 · Answer

Being a Real Puppeteer. Really. Doing MAGIC and Tarot Cards are my favorite.

Melshmallow046 · Answer

I'm good at correctly guessing the killer in muder mysteries like Murder She Wrote and Matlock.

kres0345 · Answer

I can step-dance. Never gone to any lessons, just could it one day. People are easily impressed by it, so it's kinda my party trick

Cestmoiouicestmoi1 · Answer

Lol i love the fact that there is a picture of a guy playing basketball.

pleasestopthis · Answer

I can memorize a lot of people's full names. In latin america we have two given + two family names.

benny55 · Answer

If I push my hand into my chest I can make a fart sound 😂

_Jay_ · Answer

I cam crack all my knuckles but like every finger has 3 so i just go through them all.

Liam_Hayden · Answer

The ability to tie a cherry stem in a knot in my mouth.

morrowlow · Answer

i can throw my dirty boxers in the hamper from a distance without ever missing

Lightning8 · Answer

I can shuffle and cut a deck of cards in one hand without using a surface

Anonymous · Answer

singing like Elvis and playing the cello like Yo yo ma, lol. Very useless

Anonymous · Answer

I can bend my arms and legs in weird ways that make it look like they’re broken or dislocated lmao

Anonymous · Answer

I kind of have the talent of paying attention to everything yet not paying attention at all.

JP_Man · Answer

I can peel a clementine in one piece of bark. That's right! One shot deal!

Hurlyburly · Answer

Sleeping for 16 hours straight 😅😂

ashley1996 · Answer

Picking things up with my toes and being flexible.

serenaluna666 · Answer

Being rude without trying. ^-^

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