If the zombie apocalypse started today, what is the first thing you would do? (Page 2)

[jeemm]

If it isn't something like those walking dead zombies that a tortoise would outrun I'd just go to some island after stocking up and getting some growing seeds for surviving long term.

[October808]

Hmmm, better hope they don't go to the water ways or they'll just float over to the islands eventually. Make sure you set up a barricade after you've setlled on an island. And be prepared for corpse clean up.

[jeemm]

@October808 Was thinking something more like digging an underground place if I had the willpower for it. So that the zombies wouldn't see or potentially smell me from any nearby beaches. I don't think they'd just randomly go for a swim to some island. Also I know a few islands far far away from any nearby land that could be reached with just a rowboat.

[sixndrama]

I have an ex who has a fallout shelter, so I’d start there.

[EABsTUQ]

Welcome to GAG.

[0oGreyo0]

Go to home depot get supplies gas, nail gun, machete bats, first aid kit chainsaw, cases of water, and seeds to plant food and soil, etc the get in my car and drive to the police station for more ammo and guns then get canned from the store food store.

[Aiasis]

Make a tree house, live in it, and only come down for foraging.

[EABsTUQ]

That answer was definitely different than anything else I've heard.

[Walrus_au]

I break the legs of everyone around me who is not family.
a) that way I can run faster than them
b) once zombiefied they will be very much slower with busted legs...
c) in many cases it will be satisfying and cathartic.
d) ZOMBIES punk - your legs are broke, whatcha gonna do about it?

[jigarbhatt95]

I ran resident evil Infront of zombie. And make memorable cinema 😄😂😂😂with cheese popcorn night with zombies.

[Rangers]

Round up my neighbors, arm them, and head to the pharmacy to get as much medication for my treatment as I can stockpile so I'll be able to leave the area if need be.

[lightbulb27]

I think I'd get out my zombie outfit cause... I likely know how this goes...

[call_me_scar]

Assuming you mean they are the walking types I would take my small bat, go to the shed and grab my weed and my metal bat.
If they are the running types of zombies then fuck the weed I'm bunkering down in my house

[EABsTUQ]

Lmao.

[PotatoWarrior]

Get my dad shootgun, the bullets and plenty of food and medicaments. Current mission: survive

[Anonymous]

Raid the nearest wal-mart for food and guns. And some video games, so I have something to do until the power goes out. Possibly have fun committing vehicular homicide depending on how far along we are.

[douride2]

If it started today I would run down & buy more shotgun shells.

[Anonymous]

Download a load of music off Spotify, buy loads of paperbacks and charge them before electricity goes. Then I would probably kill myself after a while.

[Schloss]

Go to the local gun store and raid anything I can. I'd aim to be in charge and find people to group together to run a city and keep things from breaking down.

[ShebaDiamond]

Get away from the liberal zombies as fast as possible

[Liam_Hayden]

Why? They 'd be the safest ones to be around. They'd just sit waiting for someone else to do the work and just hand them the proceeds.

[DorkVader]

KILL ALL HUMANS. KILL ALL HUMANS. HEY SEXY MAMA, WANNA KILL ALL HUMANS?

[Passinggas]

"the zombie apocalypse" started with liberalism. It is too late and I have been doing it... prepping.

[Texaskid1]

I would gather as many zombies as I could into a large pit and start throwing feminists in there.

It would be glorious.

[chicano1313]

Go to the hood. Everyone looks out and protect each other.

[dragoblack]

Kill myself, making it quick and painless. Or go out in glory by killing as many as i could