What "Alternative" Words Do You Use Instead Of Swear/Cuss Words? (Page 2)
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Holy hell - i learnt this from a religious girl when she saw my...
Face? 😂😂 Calm down just a joke lolol I got what you meant...
my... epic imagination as a blue anon 😏
Lololol
I don't really use alternative words...
If I'm at work (in a school), I just keep it clean. I have slipped up with an "SOL" acronym.
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Futen net =fucking eh
Thank goodness = thank God
(Quated from Chris Farley)
Holy snikies = Holy shit
Mo fo = mother fucker
Holy crap=Holy shit
good list 👍🙂
Oh, Beans!
Oh, Nuts!
Biscuits. as in "Today is so hot it'll bake your biscuits."
Hmmm - I wonder why they all relate to food?
I don't know lol but this answer made me hungry 😂😂
I remember I made up a few alternatives to swear/cuss words when I was 8 or 9
Askhole for asshole, son of a brick for son a bitch, fricker for fucker, etc.
Askhole like that 👍🙂 pretty clever 🙂
Well what can I say? Elementary school was life back then lol
I curse a fair bit but recently started saying beajolais in place of minor swearing for some reason
Isn't that a wine region or wine? Although does sound like could mean swear word in another language lolol
Yeah, think it's both and it does sound like it
Yeah I like it... People will think you swearing at them but you're really not 🤣🤣
What the fez?
Son of a bean dip
I know there's more and they'll probably pop into my head later.
👍 like son of a bean dip 😂😆
Biscuits and gravy for shit (depending on how it’s said)
Well that would just make me hungry lolol
It does. After I go “mmmm.. gravy.”
Too bad I’m not supposed to have gravy according to the cardiologist.
Oh yeah that sucks.. I suppose there's a lot of stuff you're not supposed to eat if you're seeing/being treated by a cardiologist
I have this quirk to curse in English around the house because it's not my native language LOL
Lol that works then 🙂
Only if nobody understands it LOL
Right lol
Mostly just cuss these days cuz I ain't in a better mood..
Sorry to hear that air hug 🤗
I usually use "frell." I lifted it from the old sci-fi series Farscape.
Oh okay, never seen it
Reading on their fan sites I discovered it was their way to get around the censors while still getting across what they meant.
Oh okay
Ooh, sort of like what the writers did with the modified Chinese in Firefly/Serenity.
Farg-gargle
Strapilonian spunk monkey
And others
Strapilonian spunk monkey🤣🤣🤣 that's funny lolol
Heh heh
Darn it, dang, oh man, but i do use curse words too lol
Well yeah so do I🤣
Now my sister. Wow who knew a person could cuss. But then she is married to the biggest user of cuss words i ever known. Lol
Lolol 🤣
Lighter expressions like "grapes" but with the same energy as when cursing.
Ha nice 🙂
Crudd Muffins! I usually just make sounds urrgh! Growl or speak a made up language.
🤣 crudd muffins lolol funny 🤣
I don't use alternative words. It's important to curse right to eliminate the tension that caused it
But there's times, places where you can't do so
I do it mentally
Oh for fudge cake, you absolute lemon wedge, what a sock cooker.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's hilarious 🤣
Dratt and double dratt; Frick-n-frack; bugger, biscuit eater, halibut,
🤣🤣 halibut lolol
Frack, frick, frell, shoot, darn, dang, heck, and crud.
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Shuzbut, Bon of a Skitch, Sunny Beaches, H-E-Double Toothpicks are my most common.
Good ones lolol
Darn it
Fudge
Holy moly
Yard stick
Oh boy
Wait, yard stick,? WTH 🤣🤣🤣
A yardstick is only 36 in Long. When I call somebody a yardstick what I am meaning is their IQ is no bigger than 36 LOL
You calling me a yard stick 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol no...
Oh ok 🤣🤣🤣
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