How Would You Fill In The Blank? "I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday For A ________Today?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

[Citizenkirk]

Wimpy wants you too continue paying that "HAMBURGER" forward, week after week, month after month, year after year, etc. as if running a tab in his local watering hole, counting on Popeye too be too uncomfortable to ever call the community sponge on his chronic tendencies too short term amnesia every Tuesday, or he would have done the honorable thing and paid his debt, if not his own way when stuffing his fat face with fast food. Conveniently oblivious too those freakishly swollen forearms (what else does a sailor have too do with his time but haul nets and stroke wood) that could undoubtedly break arms and legs the way Rocky did thumbs when working for Geiso, Wimpy will continue to be glad to pay you Tuesday every Wednesday through Monday, parasitic personality making midnight on Monday through midnight on Tuesday of every week significantly less glad too pay, just like the local bar fly. "Well, blowws me down he, he, he, he, he, Wimpy. Olive Oil won't put out until I collect on thems, ahh, yes. 6,892,422 hamurgs you never had the money for, despite yas' having changed for thi newspaper and rum flavored soda you meraculasleee can afford after gettins them burgers. Olive says a broken bone for every dollar yooos ooowwws usss. Since your bones don't number in thus meeelliens, I figure a break in every bone for every dollar owed. That's why I hasss rented this wood chipper too save time. Innnssss yooo gooos, he, he, he, barf!!!"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂😂

[Citizenkirk]

😰😗😭😜😂🏥

[TCredo]

lol great pictures... especially the "It's Tuesday motherfucker" lol :)

So ok now... you opened the door for this... "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for eliminating the debt I owe you today"

:)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

But I'll still get it on Tuesday, right? But jokes on you, cuz TODAY is Tuesday... Pay up sucka😂😂 like the meme said"It's Tuesday M... F...😂😂😂

[TCredo]

lol... re-read what I said... "for eliminating the debt"... which would then mean on Tuesday I'd owe you nothing... lol :)

P. S. I think we might in different time zones but not different day zones... today was and still is Wednesday... if it's not, I am in big trouble :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww crap I must a had another senior moment, it was Wednesday if today is Thursday 😂

[TCredo]

lol It is Thursday for me at least... I hope lol :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Same here

[TCredo]

Thanks for the MHO Toots or GaG System. And the SO was a great choice by AI Bot! :)

[wingattebaby16]

... hard cock...

prego hormones are kicking in big time!! I wish my man was not having to work all day. I Loved having him at home 24x7 when he was working at home due to Covid.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol you and me both to the first... I just don't have the preggers hormones just overactive sex drive that's going to waste... Lol

[wingattebaby16]

well, have you ever had a friends with benefits?

I had two in my life... just sex.. until one started getting Feels for me...

and, I assume you are hitting menopause, so no chance of any pregos happening?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hitting menopause lololol I've been in menopause... The myth that once you in menopause you don't want sex ain't true for all, for some myself included it seems to kick it into overdrive... And did the friends with benefits once with someone I knew first, but I'm the I don't share the D, and I didn't ask to stay committed, just wanted him to be up front about having sex with anyone else so we could end it if he was having sex with someone else. HE'S the one who insisted just me and him, why would he want sex with someone else if it was so good with me blah blah blah... Which was lie, cuz he was fucking someone else... I got my tubes taken care of when I was 27 after my second daughter was born, so I haven't had to worry about getting pregnant and I prefer sex with no condom, but I also prefer not to have to worry about STD'S... Guy sleeping with me don't have to wear a condom and worry about Pregnancy or STDS... I never had to either in all these years, and damned if I'm gonna now... No sex worth that... Not even good sex...

[Red_Arrow]

Darn, I love your answers. Both of you!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Red_Arrow thanks

[1Sophisticatedme]

A snowmobile ride today...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww cute answer lol but don't you need snow for that 😂

[1Sophisticatedme]

Yes... we are getting some very soon!! Not looking forward to it but its going to happen!! Lol.😊

[MCheetah]

"Blowjob"

... That's just the first thing that came to mind. I don't even like BJs, to be honest. I like making jokes.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣 anyone selling blue jobs prob want the money up front 🤣

[Massageman]

If you are talking about food, a chicken and bacon pizza. You can even have the bigger half!

If about anything, a newer used car for my wife because she doesn't like all the gadgets on the new ones.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww good share your pizza 🙂🙂 and I get where your wife coming from the term these Newfangled gadgets comes to mind 😂😂

[TonyMetal___86]

Haha miss BRAINS 😂😂 my words are a trademark and copyrighted 😜
BUT i give you the permission to use it 😊

https://www.youtube.com/embed/68eue5cpbsE

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Haha didn't know you were REALLY "Wimpy"😂😂😂

[TonyMetal___86]

Well miss brains is olive oil 🧐

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Wish I was that skinny 😂

[TonyMetal___86]

Miss brains is loved the way she is 😜

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well thanks 🙂

[TonyMetal___86]

Your welcome miss brains 👑🧁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Forget muffins lol I got a black Angus sirloin roast, purple potatoes, carrots, and onions going in the slow cooker... Don't that sound better than muffins?🙂

[TonyMetal___86]

Miss brains is going to get herself in trouble, such big meals might make me lose my sight and eat miss brains with the whole meal 🤪 COME TO PAPA miss brains 👀

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 don't do that lolol you made me laugh with food in my mouth, damn near choked to death 🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

You can laugh as much as you want miss brains but never choke to death cause we need miss brains for human survival, what's the use of our lives if we don't eat delicious meals and muffins made by miss brains's hands 😊

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I haven't made muffins since last Christmas 🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

But the roast was delicious 😋

[TonyMetal___86]

When you said "last Christmas" i don't know why i suddenly started hearing george micheal singing wham-the last Christmas in my mind 🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣 oh gawd please don't get that song stuck I'm my head... If I don't sleep tonight, it'll be so your fault lololol

[TonyMetal___86]

No worries miss brains, one kiss on your forehead and you will fall in sleep, that's your little secret and i know it 😄

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

A full belly is what did it lololol

[TonyMetal___86]

Haha, you can't be with miss brains and not having a full belly 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah you missed a great meal 🙂

[TonyMetal___86]

I missed a great meal and i missed kissing the bug forehead of miss brains 😬

[TonyMetal___86]

*big

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Somehow bug forehead seems less insulting 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

Insult or not, to me miss brains forehead is unique and special and i love it, it contains so much energy 😌

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Wish had energy, I'm feeling same way felt that put me at the hospital 8 months ago

[TonyMetal___86]

That's because your forehead is lacking of kisses, miss brains needs kisses on her forehead and brain so she recharges 😁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Maybe 🤔🤣🤣

[sadMeester]

Vasectomy.

Can't find a doc who'll give me one.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Sure but if I snip the wrong thing 🤷🏼‍♀️😂
Seriously tho, why not... They're more easily reversible then Women getting their tubes tied, or theses days cut and burned

[sadMeester]

They think I'm so young I'm going to change my mind. I know most people my age aren't quite like me, but even then I think there isn't too much harm in doing it for them.

I decided a long time ago if I want kids I'll adopt them just as I've seen others do. I have far too many inherited physical issues for me to be ok with bio kids.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So they wouldn't do it based on that alone? You're only 7 years younger than I was when I got my tubes, well tube, had to have one removed after a tubal Pregnancy cuz it burst while I was being operated on. Was pregnant 4 times but only 2 children, and they were all high risk, so even though doctors don't like to do tubal ligation if your under 30-35, I was able to get the doctor to do mine... And again, Vasectomy is more easily reversible... I mean yeah, you are still really young, but if you have physical health concerns you'd be afraid to pass to your offspring, I'd think they'd take that into consideration... It should be a person's choice, not the doctors.

[humanearth]

I'll glady pay you Tuesday for a million dollars today. (Then take off to my own island and not pay the bitch)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 take me with 🙂

[monkeynutts]

It was a loaf of bread that I purchased on Tuesday, I was short a dollar, he just gave me it. That's the limit of how in debt to others I ever want to be.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well they was nice of him

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

*that

[nodnol32]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a dominos two for Tuesday.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You sharing? 🤔😂

[nodnol32]

Nah, on tuesdays we have this two for tuesdays thing at papa johns, dominos and pizza hut. Thats what hits my mind when i see Tuesday written.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So you get two but you won't share? 😝

[nodnol32]

Nah. You can have the 4 or 5 slices which will be remaining at the end.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol guess I'm having left over soup then lolol

[nodnol32]

Heheh.

[guitarnovice]

Bottle of ejuice. I'm serious. I'm out of money till next month and I need my nicotine. Lol. Addiction sucks.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh I hear you, I smoke cigs... But I have neighbors that smoke so they'll help me out cuz I do same if they out... Plus I have smoke shop right next door and lot of people that go in there know me so they'd throw me a cig if need one... But I make my own, do I can make a carton of cigs for$13

[KrakenAttackin]

@Brainsbeforebeauty You smoke? Come on girl, stop that junk.

[guitarnovice]

I used to roll my own. I chain smoked unfiltered for 7 years. Decided to switch to a less damaging alternative. Took me a few months to fully switch. I started on 24mg nic 5 years ago, and slowly weened myself down to 6mg currently.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@KrakenAttackin 😔I can't.. That's my vice my stress reliever 😔

[guitarnovice]

How do you feel about weed?

[KrakenAttackin]

@Brainsbeforebeauty You CAN quit! Maybe start by switching to vaping?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'm 48 lol I've tried pot in my lifetime 🤣

[guitarnovice]

Yeah duh. Lol that's why I asked how you felt about it. Not if you've tried it.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@KrakenAttackin Vaping isn't any better

[guitarnovice]

Vaping is better actually.

[KrakenAttackin]

Yeah, vaping is not ideal but it doesn't not have the fantastic shit-soup that is sprayed on cigarettes.

[guitarnovice]

Sorry. I should have specified. It's better in my opinion.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

www-hopkinsmedicine-org.cdn.ampproject.org/.../what-does-vaping-do-to-your-lungs

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh and to answer your question
Do You"Smoke Up"? And Is It More For Medical Or Recreational Use? ↗

[guitarnovice]

Ok so you're getting misinformation from an anti vaping agenda. That shit was debunked a long time ago. If I was vaping vitamin E I'd be dead by now. That shit didn't come from a shop or a dispensary. Some asshole put vitamin E in a refillable cartridge and sold it to kids on the street. Of course the kids wouldn't tell the truth cuz they bought it illegally.
It's also convenient that they never mention the actual composition of e-liquid. Propylene gylcol which is used to cause a throat hit to simulate the feeling you get from inhaling smoke from a cigarette. This is part of psychological area of addiction and that's why it's necessary. The base is Vegetable glycerin and is safe to inhale after being heated up. The flavorings are food grade artificial flavors. And the nicotine solutions are used in tobacco products. It's literally 4 ingredients. And it's public knowledge. No toxic chemicals like these stupid mfs claim. If there was formaldehyde in it we could freaking smell it.

[worldscolide]

God i remember watching those as a child, Popeye the sailor man.. I am so old..

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well if you old, then I'm ancient seeing as how I have 11 years on yah

[worldscolide]

by the way I have the entire collection. Even the black and white ones.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I have some still on VHS😅

[worldscolide]

I did, I turned everything I had digital. I use something called PLEX which is basically my own personal Netflix.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ah okay, cool

[LEADFOOTboi]

i'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a ONE WAY TICKET TO RHODESIA today

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Only if you take me with 😁😂

[OlderAndWiser]

Hamburger, Wimpie!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well sure ain't giving you a hamburger if you calling me a wimp 😂😂😂
Really, I'd give yah a hamburger and you wouldn't even have to pay me 🙂

[Lynx122]

Hug

I had a bad day

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Sorry to hear that free air hugs 🤗🤗🤗🤗 don't even have to pay Tuesday 🙂

[Lynx122]

Thanks :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

No problem... Hope your day gets better 💙🤗

[Lynx122]

I feel better now, I'll be alright. I hope you're doing well too :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'm good, thanks for asking.. Glad you're feeling better 👍🙂

[Jjpayne]

I'll have my Tuesday today please 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Three Tacos

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Sounds good 👍 two for you, one for me 🤔😂

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@Brainsbeforebeauty Aww that is awesome thank you 👍

[AndrewMG]

"Pint of lager and milk"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂😂 Thought you was laying off that lololol

[AndrewMG]

Hey I never said I was going cold turkey! lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 (has a fridge full of nothing but lager and milk)...😂

[AndrewMG]

Ahem! Ahem! Get you facts right I keep my eggs in the fridge (or occasionally on the floor!) lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So where do you keep your milk 🤔🤔 OTHER THAN in your lager of course 😂😂

[AndrewMG]

In a carton... is this a trick question? lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Haha smart ass 🤣 But don't you keep the carton in the fridge so it don't spoil 🤔

[AndrewMG]

I do have a milk story and where you keep it... but it's really not that funny/interesting but I'm tempted to still tell it as it involves my Dad who I love, but we'd never tell each other that as it's just not the done thing lol. So my Dad took me to my halls of residence at University.. he noticed I had a window sill and was really excited, saying that's a great place to keep your milk so it stayed cold and fresh, I didn't have the heart to tell him that there was a function able fridge directly under the window! lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 What a good son 🙂

[KrakenAttackin]

OMG Brains... You are killing me!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Why? What did I do now 🤷🏼‍♀️ lololol

[KrakenAttackin]

My mind goes to all kinds of lurid places with your question!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Your mind.. Your fault 🤣🤣

[KrakenAttackin]

True dat.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'll take responsibility for my dirty mind you gotta for yours 🤣🤣 I mean if this was a sex joke take, maybe lololol but this was an innocent question 🤣 but it is the weekend, so maybe a sex joke take might "pop up" lololol

[bklynbadboy1]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for world peace

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right! But that should come free! Great answer💙💜

[888theGreat]

a hummer. Just kidding

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂

[allenwants2]

The best way to lose a friend front them a pound?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 right lololol

[mrgspoter]

All the weed everything now!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂

[mrgspoter]

What I'll try and pay up if they are nice about things maybe

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

...👍👍🙂

[mrgspoter]

Id probably sell myself for a lifetime of as much and what weed I like 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Weed whore 🤣🤣🤣

[mrgspoter]

Maybe 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

And, see that's the difference between joking and rude 🙂 hahahaha

[mrgspoter]

No this no joke though it's very likely 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I meant me calling you a whore 🤣