Have You Ever Felt Like Throwing A Dictionary At Someone 😂? (Page 2)
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I’m pretty sure I literally did that when I was 12 lmao😂😂😂
Lololol did it work 🤔🤣🤣
Oh I didn’t use it to correct anyone😂😂The dude was just annoying me and it was in my pocket sooo😂😂
Hahaha well still maybe it made him book smart 😂
Perhaps😂😂
No.
Thrown dictionaries hurt, and can land you in court on assault charges.
Well crafted insults, decimate, but land you in better stead with better minds.
If you think you are "better" than the person, show it, don't get pissy about it, like some Trump supporter
First, if you can't get the sarcasm... Oh well
Second, WTF this have to do with politics? Oh yeah, nothing 🤷🏼♀️ lastly, getting tired if people trying to insult people with made up or wrongly used phrases isn't me trying to act better than others, isn't that what the people trying to insult others are doing?
But, thanks for the reply and Happy Thanksgiving 🙂
Why would you want to reduce someone by 10%?
I have dyslexia so im sure many people would love to do that to me. 😂
No that's different 💜🙂
Aww thanks ☺️
I would love to throw my dictionary at a few hot girls.
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Bro you need a pokeball for that 😂😂
Gotta catch 'em all
A lot of times mam, when I tell people I teach English they start talking in English and 'kill' English metaphorically.
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Hahahahaha umm mean "don't you just hate that" 😄
I do mam but I can't do anything about them.🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Throw a book at em 📚🤣 maybe it'll knock some smarts into em 🤣
You are probably right mam, maybe throwing a book at them will "knock some sense into them".😂😂
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Nah :) I'll just listen to people who know what they're talking about.
👍👍 fine 😔I won't REALLY throw a book at them... Take all my fun away 🤣🤣🤣 lolol
Lol, no you go for it I won't complain :P
Yeaaa 😄
Let me know how it goes ;)
If I don't get arrested lolol I mean aren't going to use my one call for that less you got my bail money 🤣🤣
*ain't not aren't 🤣 don't throw a dictionary at me it was autocorrect, I SWEAR 🤣
I don't have money atm sorry :D Ask me again in a year if you can resist the urge till then ;)
Aww man A year... I'll try.. I don't wanna wind up being some Big Bertha's prison bitch 🤯😱🤣🤣
Good thinking :D
Lololol
I'll throw the guiness book on miss brains forehead cause it's heavier than a dictionary, so she faints and i drag her by her hair to my cave 😈
Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa 🧔🏻
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Don't worry miss brains muffins, after taking you to my cave, i'll kiss the forehead and the pain will go away fast, you will wake up and start making me muffins, don't worry i won't do this before Monday cause we agreed that Monday is muffin's day 😋🧁
I think someone may have already hit you with a heavy book 🤣🤣
Maybe but i don't feel it cause my skin is thick like a crocofile 😁
In the stone ages, human were different mias brains muffins, i have to go hunt a saber tooth cat and bring it to my cave so i feed miss brains who is playing a naughty CORNY game 😤
Moi? I'm totally innocent 😇
Oui toi ☻
😇😇😇📚..
I prefer "Humptulip's seminal work How to Kille Insects. All 2,000 pages of it." (yet another discworld quote)
Lolol
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That will not work.
It's better to throw a 'link'
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It's been a long day and eyes closing please feel free to chuck a dictionary at me x
Lol I'm too tired myself and stuffed with turkey so don't think I'd be able to heft a book right now much less throw it
Yes at someone who doesn't know simple things in life 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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yeah, I need one thrown at me a lot. I'm a rotten speller
Bad spelling one thing... Least you use words correctly... But sure, I'll throw one at you📚(books emoji) lolol
Hell I throw one at you for being dumb. For a very smart man. You sure are dumb
@MotherEarth2020 lololol
Yes one of those thick hardbound ones so I knock them out till next year.
🤣🤣 ROFL I'll supply em for you 📚📚
Shipping will be expensive but it's worth it 🤣🤣
Right! LMAO
Yep at just about everyone who refuses to wear a mask
Do you even own that many books
A few though I mainly listen to books while I work
Yes. And then the sink. A brick. Cinder block. Rock. Boulder. House. Everything.
Lololol 🤣
No. I don’t get overly emotional about how well people communicate.
Okay lol but you get this sarcasm... Irritation isn't the same as over emotional is it 🤔
Not really. I know many people who English is a second language, I don’t really want to hurt their feelings.
I mean if I feel the word is simple enough if not I will let it slide.
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Maybe throwing a dictionary printed prior to the 1980's.
Lololol
Often, but I respect books too much to risk damaging them
Haha right! Would be a waste of a good book lol