As we all know dogs like to do human stuff l like eat our food, sit on the sofa, sleep in our beds and drink out of toilets. So what would a dog love more than a big bone dipped in peanut butter? That's right, it's very own wig
Scientists have proved dogs in wigs are 150% more confident and their owners are 600x more likely to attract beautiful women.
So would you make dog happy by buying him a wig?
Yes I love my dog and as a caring responsible owner I'll buy him any wig he wants
No I'm a bad owner and don't care about my dogs happiness
I figure that I'll treat my dog better than my parents treated me, (just kidding). I started having male pattern baldness when I was 18. My parents didn't get me a wig. So, no I won't buy my dog a wig. I'm not to concerned about any psychological scaring. Anybody that can hoist his leg in the air and lick his genitals, without being psychologically scared, will no problem with K-9 pattern baldness.
