What silly thoughts you have as child?

[Rosabelle65]

When I was 5 I accidentally swallowed an apple seed and I was so frightened that it will grow into a tree from inside my stomach. I waited and waited since I was prepared to die but it never happened after a week and I let it go. I also thought that if I eat too much cheese I will turn into a mouse lol

[qwert1234]

-Yeah, same with the seed.
-I also once thought that a plane's tail is hooked to the sky that's why it flies.
-I also once tried to "piss God off" by doing a handstand so my feet points to the sky (heaven) because I thought the "devil" is bad because we always walk on earth and the noises we made made the devil angry (hell is below earth lmao)
-I thought that when a girl lays flat on top of the boy naked, she will get pregnant. No movements or "insertions" necessary. lol

[IAMNathanael]

When I was young I thought everything was alive so I kept trash and other inanimate objects as pets. That's why I screamed bloody murder whenever mom cut bread loaves.

Also any dark hole or crevice was infinite inside and absolutely held any horrible monster my mind could conjure up.

[Anonymous]

How do mermaids go to the bathroom?

[Sidfawy]

😂😂😂😂

[Rosabelle65]

What about you?

[Sidfawy]

I put the iron on my leg to make it straight

[Sidfawy]

Penis UP most of the day i keep put it tight until it curve to DOWN 😂

[Rosabelle65]

Omg is it broken?

[Sidfawy]

I don't know, but it will be good in doggy only, sadness can't put a link until i be in lev 3 here 😂 you might know if it proken or not 😂