Seeing someone acting all cool, trying to flirt by almost creepily locking eyes on me from across the quad, then banging face first into a light pole! And collapsing 😂 I mean I ran over an made sure he was okay, then he said something else that made me laugh when I asked “OMG are you okay?” He looked at me and said, “yeah I’m fine, just a bruised ego” meanwhile, a gigantic Egg was growing on his forehead, with a bright red impression of the lamppost above and below the now huge knot (egg) on his face! I insisted on walking him to the student health center, because ALTHOUGH I WAS LATE TO CLASS, HUMAN BEINGS TAKE PRESIDENCE! And I really was late to class, when I got him there I gave him my number and begged him to PLEASE call me to let me know if there is any concussion of even if its just to tell me he’s fine! Then he made me laugh AGAIN when he said “ah hah, I just knew you just wouldn't be able to resist a guy who walked face first into a lamppost, got a concussion, and had a horrible red line down my face” I just said Yeah, I’m a regular Florence Nightingale! To which he laughed, even harder other than the EVER distracting ever-Growing bump on my face, you are so smitten with the sacrifice, that I was willing to make to spend a few extra minutes w. You, he laughed at me with… “yeah, nothing turns a girl-on like an uncoordinated jock? smashing his face, and dropping like a bag of rocks! So good star!’, but like self deprecating humor, so VERY good. Start! We’ll see if he calls me?… if he does… fingers crossed 🤞🏼 This might be the ONE!
@na2398 Very funny. I just re-read it… BOY did I screw that up, I REALLY wish they would give us an “edit” button in case someone screws-up the difference between “I” and ‘He”.
The crow families have come home again for nesting season. Last years baby has a deep adult voice now and is sharing his opinions around the neighborhood this morning, cracking me up. They lost one of their parents last year, and the single widow/widower did a fine job with the kid. Nice to have them back. 🖤🖤
my friend is pregnant with her first baby, she has come so far form the last few months of being so not ready to now about ready to deliver. its amazing
My cat. I had to put him in a bedroom while I worked on my house project. When I let him out, he was wild and rambunctious. Now he’s passed out hard on my lap.
I don't remember if I was laughing or not but I was definitely smiling when my three year old soon to be four year old second cousin said hi to me and said my name so clearly. I'm really impressed with his speaking skills. It was the cutest thing. ❤️
I watched a comedy called A Madea Homecoming, on Netflix, and very seldom is it easy to find a good comedy that had me and my cousin laughing and smile
So far, nothing. I've only been up for an hour and about half an hour ago, an ambulance rolled up next door to take the old woman next door to the hospital... or the morgue.
Whenever I watch this type of stuff it makes me laugh: https://youtu. be/-H23w3NpOgY
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my friend that's been bragging to everyone about how much money he made at the casino, ended up losing it before we went home. I still have a smile on my face about it because I'm the bad friend. lmao
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