How would you describe yourself in a bio?

[TheMajesticKing777]

How would you describe yourself in a bio, write down a bio about yourself, a bio not a damn book, don't make it too long lol

Best bio win the trophy 🏆
Second best gets 🥈
And third best gets 🥉

[MCheetah]

This isn't the story of a superhero or a god. This is the story of what happens after they're no longer epic. Once they stopped being the savior to the world. And once the cheering crowds and adoring public stopped paying attention to them. Not all heroes have a happy ending. And not all heroes stay heroes. Some of them, lose their power. Their greatness. They come crashing down to Earth like Icarus. And leave a mile-wide crater in their wake.

They become like you, riding the bus on their way home from work. Working a dead-end job. Getting acne in their adulthood. Struggling to not off-themselves through booze, porn, fast food, narcotics, and prescription drugs. Filling their empty soul with one cheeseburger and wank at a time. They may stay up until 3am, sitting alone in a dark room, in their underwear, with the only light being emitted from their computer or phone screens, trying to find something to fill that dark emptiness within them.

They obsess about the glory days. The time when they used to mean something, to society. Before the Great Fall. Back when they mattered. Back when life meant something. Back when they could actually wake up everyday with a purpose and their only minimal objective in life wasn't to just survive to Saturday. They think about how they used to have unparalleled power. How they might have even taken it for granted. How they used to be unstoppable. And they may even think about how they never thought their life would peak so early on.

Not all heroes have happy endings. Some of them become... Well, just like you. Another nameless flesh bag in a sea of billions. Consumed by vice and wishing life was more than... This. This is the story of one of those fallen gods.

[TheMajesticKing777]

🏆 🏆

[MCheetah]

Thanks for the Most Helpful Opinion (and gold trophy).

[HighlyVolatile]

I am on fire.
Don't play with fire.
You will die.
Me too.

Mellow Yellow!
Bigattity-tippaty tap!
Big motions!
Wave hands!

Bazooka into the crowd!
Sshhh! Don't be so loud!
What me?
I am on fire.

[TheMajesticKing777]

Interesting... I see 🤔

[HighlyVolatile]

See easy!
Easy to see!
I pee! Pee-easy!
See! See my pee!

Life's seeing! Being!
Put on some bleeinnng!
Put out the fire!
No wait, that's my theeiing!

[HighlyVolatile]

Grenades into the FOREST! Mount EVEREST!
Fighting-the-crime-A-LOT!
Nicker-nacker-woodle! Doodle toodle!
Too-padi-bop!

[TheMajesticKing777]

I said no book 😂

[HighlyVolatile]

Book on fire!

[TheMajesticKing777]

Here bro 🥉

[aided_]

uhhh
okay

Trina
15 y/o - she/her
Art - Crafts - Writing - Learning - Theatre
_________________
Jewish / British
History - Religious Studies - Drama
Probably Bored

Im sure I've missed somethinh
I never write bios

[TheMajesticKing777]

Okay I see, fair enough 🤔

[TheMajesticKing777]

Here 🥈

[aided_]

danke
ill take second :>

[skyeee_]

im a martian frog and my name is sky with 3 extra e's. i love to procrastinate and i hate high school with a burning passion and im probably late to this competition 😀

[TheMajesticKing777]

You are, that ship sailed but here's a participation medal 🏅 lol

[skyeee_]

thank you

[aided_]

that's the best kind of medal

[TrillXHippy]

“What up I’m TrillXHippy, I’m 26 and I never learned how to freaking read”

[TheMajesticKing777]

Then how do you respond to this

[TrillXHippy]

It’s a joke

[TheMajesticKing777]

That's what you entered in my small competition? You can do better than that lol

[TrillXHippy]

It’s funny how what everyone else said is interesting to you or fair enough but you have a problem with what I said. You’re not the first and won’t be the last

[TheMajesticKing777]

Cause I asked for a bio, and it didn't bother me, you said you couldn't read so how would you respond if you can't read, I was going along with your joke, until you got salty

[TrillXHippy]

You getting smart with me dumb ass. I suggest you shut your ass up. “Then how do you respond to this?” I ain’t salty

[TheMajesticKing777]

Sound salty to me, you ain't scary, check yoself jhit

[TrillXHippy]

You ain’t scary either clown

[TheMajesticKing777]

I'm not trying to be, that's all you, you act like a child, why did they get the lollipop and I got the jolly rancher, damn pussy

[Girlygovroom]

Just a little girly wanting to please her man.

[TheMajesticKing777]

Fair enough