



My previous job didn't start paying me until seven and a half weeks afher my first shift. U'd ask when my check would be coming, and was repeatedly told "It should be here iby [day X]. I explained that I couldn't pay my rent with "should", but they never gave me a concrete answer- until the office dispatch worker, wden I asker *her*, said "... but don't despair! You'll xe able to sign up for direct deposit after the first check arrives", and I explained "I don't despair. I heft by the ankles and shake", and demonstrated on an empty office chair. Since said chair weighed about eighty pounds, it got the point across in a way that mere words couldn't (I don't know why so maty people think being fat means being weak; your typical sumo wrestler isn't that much bigger than me, and they could punch you through a wall).
Part of me is disappointed I never had to shake my bosses and collect what fell out; it might have let me avoid a lot of later trouble, and would have been EXTREMELY cathartic.
And funny to behold🤣
I could see you being a fan of the Monkey Island series... ;-)
@DryGermanGuy lolol
@DryGermanGuy I keep meaning to go back to those. Perhaps now I have an excuse... In the old Quest For Glory games, staying underwater too long would drown you, which would give the message "Here's a lesson you've been taught: Guybrush Threepwood, you are not".
That was one of the differences between these adventure games series - in the Lucasarts games you could not die, whereas in the Sierra games you could (and often would) die. :-D
@DryGermanGuy Totally bogusly, too- I finished all seven King's Quests without internet or cluebook help, and even though I did it and clearly recall doing it, I still question whether it's possible.
I'm more of a fan of grabbing them by the collar and slapping them rapidly and repeatedly back and forth with the forehand and back hand. 😂😂😂
If she's a woman, sometimes the traditional "bend her over your knee" method is appropriate, too. 😁
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Yes. My sister works for the British government and its made her so paranoid and over protective. She reads all these theories online and let's it get into her head.
She's like the dad from meet the fockers
Ever since covid came around she didn't trust any of it and I agree a lot of it is bull shit money making from the government I know that. But then the vaccine came and she already knew people were gonna die then I happened to our cusion didn't it.
She's working from home too so she's stuck the house all day not talking to real people.
She got mad at me for having the vaccine I know it wouldn't mean shit if I did or didn't so I did it just to stop my work hassling me. She honestly everyone who has the vaccine is gonna die. She's not gonna but the world to right by bringing up the vaccine every 5 minutes she just sounds like a crazy person no one is saying she wrong but change the record
What I’ve concluded is if somebody makes bad choices, they might cling to stupid ideas no matter how ridiculous or foolish they are because they are mentally deranged or damaged and trying to change a stubborn person is a waste of time and a risk to your own reputation and social life, like I’ve had evil Christian’s try to ruin my reputation online because I refused to change my political views when they argued with me about it online.
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No. I just tell them the blunt truth and wait for the screaming to happen because there's too many triggered and woke motherfuckers walking around Trapped in their own heads and believing every thought and emotion they have in there to be "gospel truth" 😂 pure bullshit!
If often want to punch some sense into people, but there is so much stupid, and I only have 2 sets of knuckles 😂
🤣🤣 I'll borrow you my two, and then you'll have four
And why again is this in sexuality when I posted it on other... Talking about making no sense🤷🏼♀️🤣
Good point ai hadn't noticed, the GaG algorithm strikes again.
@PrettyPriya could you work your magic again please?
@DonkeyDan Certainly can! Where do we want to travel to?
@PrettyPriya
I think she originally tried to post it in other.
Ok, topic updated to "Other". 👍
@PrettyPriya
You are a diamond, thank you.
@DonkeyDan Most welcome! Anytime. 🙂
Fuck YEA …. all the time! Where you can even viscerally feel yourself going through the motions, before you snap outta it, & get a grip on yourself.
For sure, …doesn’t everyone? LoL
The ones with sense, yes😂
This is tantamount to asking the question, "Are you human?"
Of course I have. As a teacher, I kinda got paid to do so... sans the shaking.
Lolol
Shake no, slap yes. But being a civilized man I don't.
I will however tell someone off with great enthusiasm.
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Let's start with illegal socialists trying to run the United States into a third-world dump-heap - - - -
https://www.youtube.com/embed/xraIf_cYRQEOh gawd yeah BBB lol.. but unless they come to the realisation themselves that they need a real shake up. It won't do any good.
True true
Yes including myself but do you know hard that is when your trying to make a point. Plus it looks funny.
I can imagine it does🤣
🤣🤣🤣 love that lolol
😂 It's one of my favorites!
I know you want to do it to me at times and I know my wife would help you.
She likes to say "For a very smart man, you do some of the dumbest shit"
Actually, didn't have you in mind, but now that you mention it🤔😂
This reminds me of you sometimes
Some of the things you say
Moi🤷🏼♀️ nah I'm more👼🏼
Every. God. Damned. Day.
It's more than a shake at this point though.
Yeah, knock some sense might be better lolol
at some point... people have to learn from their own mistakes
Unfortunately some people don't though
They are impossible to reach already. Can’t watch those train wrecks.
Right
Yes, especially when I talk to Trump supporters, followed closely by Biden supporters, followed closely by anyone who believes a fucking politician, period!
Right!!
Amen, but surely, Trump supporters are the absolute worst, among the dumbest people I know (politically speaking). Now that Trump's own former insiders are testifying the truth about him, I wonder what the supporters are going to say?
Minimum once a day. Especially reading what people write on social media.. boggles my mind how dumb people are lol.
I hear that
Several hundred times a Day. I run into the lack of common sense brigade all the time, the rest are lalala when they are even shown directions and results and then say that doesn't make sense.
With some of the stuff on here, is that even a question?
🤣🤣 guess not lolol
@Brainsbeforebeauty well slapping them is probably not allowed.
Sad but true🤣
I have always had the urge to quote shake sense into some people but then you realize that their brain is a sive and it's just futile LMFAO
🤣🤣 true true
my biggest pet peeve is when someone asks you a question which you give them a straight answer but then keep asking the same question over and over expecting a different answer so when i finally get fed up i'll tell them to watch the movie the "Titanic" over and over and when the ship doesn't sink then come back to me and ask that same question
Urge? No! I may have had the occasional passing thought, but I would never act violently towards anyone, not even an infuriating idiot!
More or less every day. The amount stupidity is both exhausting and scary.
You can say that again.
Absolutely, but there’s literally nothing I can do.
Sad but true
Unfortunately, there are times where you “ Just can’t fix stupid!”
Sad but true
A lot of times... the majority of people act without thinking...
True true and people don't seem to learn from their mistakes they either keep repeating them or blaming someone/something else
True, maybe they feel weak if they admit that it's their fault and not blaming others on their wrong actions...
Personally i feel strong when i admit about something wrong and able 5o fox it cause that's how a person learns from his mistakes to become a better human being...
Agree
Lol i always that shaking of people in movies a lot, but for me i have never done it lol. Seems you once did. @Brainsbeforebeauty
Nah but have certainly felt like it lol
am to try that on my young sis and bro soon.
Hope it works
hmm yeah but i think in my daily life i better try it too, might end guys hating me for it.. hhhh
Eh there's always haters somewhere🤷🏼♀️
At least 3 times a day. I work in customer service and I feel this way multiple times a day.
I can imagine
I need some sense knocked into me 😂hope you didn't mind, but could i message you and ask your advice... I've sent you a follow request. I'm just so desperate to confide someone 😥
Yes, yes and yes but I also enjoy the fact we're all flawed so sometimes it's easier to just celebrate that fact and move on lol
Yeah but, democrats are so incredibly stupid, it just won't work on them!
I felt like that all the time in middle school because the boys in some my classes were really annoying and constantly getting on my nerves
All the time. On here more often than anywhere else.
Offline, not so much (most people around me are educated and reasonable).
Online, practically every day (call it the idiots-in-the-echo-chamber-effect).
Most of the people on here because they are so stupid and have no common sense.
Can't help those who don't want to be helped so my conclusion is to steer clear from ignorance
Maybe slap them to wake them up.
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It seems to happen more often in recent years.
I hear that
That's called "shaken baby syndrome" and can get you a few years in prison.
I said people where did I say baby🤷🏼♀️ lol
Too many times to count.
Right lol
Yeah I have. But then I think what do I get from doing that. So I stop anyway.
Yes, when my kids were teenagers.
And sometimes even as young adults lol
Yes a lot but i do it slightly and then its their problem
All the time even slap the sense into them.
😂😂
I'm with the Grumpy Cat.
😂 right! Lol
I have given up on polititions, nobody is smart enough to slap sense into them.
Yes of course all the time. I am surrounded by idiots.
Lol yes, both other people and myself 🙃
Myself 😂
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Yes, I would like to do that with someone LMBO
Yes, lots of politicians. 🤣
More than just shake.
OMG... Yes ! At least once a week 😳
Yep. Doesn't help.
True true
Constantly
Everyday lol
Every day.
Too many times.
Hi, can you dm me?
I wanna ask few questions.
Sure, people are blind> politically.
Yes, quite often!
Everyday
Absolutely
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