Have you ever had the urge to shake some sense into someone/people?

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NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

My previous job didn't start paying me until seven and a half weeks afher my first shift. U'd ask when my check would be coming, and was repeatedly told "It should be here iby [day X]. I explained that I couldn't pay my rent with "should", but they never gave me a concrete answer- until the office dispatch worker, wden I asker *her*, said "... but don't despair! You'll xe able to sign up for direct deposit after the first check arrives", and I explained "I don't despair. I heft by the ankles and shake", and demonstrated on an empty office chair. Since said chair weighed about eighty pounds, it got the point across in a way that mere words couldn't (I don't know why so maty people think being fat means being weak; your typical sumo wrestler isn't that much bigger than me, and they could punch you through a wall).

Part of me is disappointed I never had to shake my bosses and collect what fell out; it might have let me avoid a lot of later trouble, and would have been EXTREMELY cathartic.

Lliam · Accepted Answer

I'm more of a fan of grabbing them by the collar and slapping them rapidly and repeatedly back and forth with the forehand and back hand. 😂😂😂

If she's a woman, sometimes the traditional "bend her over your knee" method is appropriate, too. 😁

Puppystarfish23 · Accepted Answer

Yes. My sister works for the British government and its made her so paranoid and over protective. She reads all these theories online and let's it get into her head.

She's like the dad from meet the fockers

Ever since covid came around she didn't trust any of it and I agree a lot of it is bull shit money making from the government I know that. But then the vaccine came and she already knew people were gonna die then I happened to our cusion didn't it.

She's working from home too so she's stuck the house all day not talking to real people.

She got mad at me for having the vaccine I know it wouldn't mean shit if I did or didn't so I did it just to stop my work hassling me. She honestly everyone who has the vaccine is gonna die. She's not gonna but the world to right by bringing up the vaccine every 5 minutes she just sounds like a crazy person no one is saying she wrong but change the record

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

What I’ve concluded is if somebody makes bad choices, they might cling to stupid ideas no matter how ridiculous or foolish they are because they are mentally deranged or damaged and trying to change a stubborn person is a waste of time and a risk to your own reputation and social life, like I’ve had evil Christian’s try to ruin my reputation online because I refused to change my political views when they argued with me about it online.

possumpi26 · Answer

No. I just tell them the blunt truth and wait for the screaming to happen because there's too many triggered and woke motherfuckers walking around Trapped in their own heads and believing every thought and emotion they have in there to be "gospel truth" 😂 pure bullshit!

DonkeyDan · Answer

If often want to punch some sense into people, but there is so much stupid, and I only have 2 sets of knuckles 😂

Tamera952 · Answer

Fuck YEA …. all the time! Where you can even viscerally feel yourself going through the motions, before you snap outta it, & get a grip on yourself.  For sure, …doesn’t everyone? LoL

Bluemax · Answer

This is tantamount to asking the question, "Are you human?" Of course I have. As a teacher, I kinda got paid to do so... sans the shaking.

ArtemisSilver · Answer

Shake no, slap yes. But being a civilized man I don't. I will however tell someone off with great enthusiasm.

Massageman · Answer

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Let's start with illegal socialists trying to run the United States into a third-world dump-heap - - - -

TommyMountainFigure · Answer

Oh gawd yeah BBB lol.. but unless they come to the realisation themselves that they need a real shake up. It won't do any good.

ohshee · Answer

Yes including myself but do you know hard that is when your trying to make a point. Plus it looks funny.

humanearth · Answer

I know you want to do it to me at times and I know my wife would help you. She likes to say "For a very smart man, you do some of the dumbest shit"

ariadneR · Answer

Every. God. Damned. Day.  It's more than a shake at this point though.

NathanDavis · Answer

at some point... people have to learn from their own mistakes

dustybiker · Answer

They are impossible to reach already. Can’t watch those train wrecks.

loveslongnails · Answer

Yes, especially when I talk to Trump supporters, followed closely by Biden supporters, followed closely by anyone who believes a fucking politician, period!

Mark987 · Answer

Minimum once a day. Especially reading what people write on social media.. boggles my mind how dumb people are lol.

one1wild00 · Answer

Several hundred times a Day. I run into the lack of common sense brigade all the time, the rest are lalala when they are even shown directions and results and then say that doesn't make sense.

KatherineJ · Answer

With some of the stuff on here, is that even a question?

IsoUser · Answer

I have always had the urge to quote shake sense into some people but then you realize that their brain is a sive and it's just futile LMFAO

CrazyGirl2 · Answer

Urge? No! I may have had the occasional passing thought, but I would never act violently towards anyone, not even an infuriating idiot!

weirdoweirdo · Answer

More or less every day. The amount stupidity is both exhausting and scary.

Have you ever had the urge to shake some sense into someone/people?

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