
How would you react if the FBI busted your door down, looked at you, then said to each other "they are too ugly to be our suspect" then left?


I didn’t get my door busted down. I did have FBI agents show up at my job looking for me. I walked into the vestibule and two men in windbreakers with “FBI” on them were talking to my manager. He said “That’s him, as a matter of fact.”
They turned and looked at me. I said “She told me she was 18!”
They laughed and showed me a crystal clear security camera picture of a guy robbing a bank. He could have been my twin. One asked “Does he look like anyone you know?” They let me him and haw for a minute, then one grabbed the picture back, said “That guy’s about 6’ 5!” and the left. I’ve never been so happy to be really short!
We had moved to Virginia several years ago. Late one evening our door bill was rang. When I opened the door there were two detectives standing there and asked to come in. They started questioning me as to why I had called such and such a number. I had not called that number. To make a long story short the phone company had given them the wrong address.
This is not something to laugh about. This can happen to anyone any time. Just be calm and don't do anything stupid.
I'd feel pretty pissed that my door is broken and now I can't stay there as I won't sleep with the AC trying to cool the outside or worrying if some bad person is going to try and come get me.
I would be in shock by the insult and why the FBI would even show up to my house? 💀
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I'd be like... huh?
I don't think I'd be able to process any of it.
I would be like, WTF... they? you mean my imaginary friends have been real all this time? lol
I'd be sure to get their names and badge numbers, so I'd know who to bill for the door. No-knock warrants are a damn scourge.
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At that point I'd be happy I was ugly, I'd definitely have then pay for a new door tho
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Well just a typical day if the door wasn't broken I'd probably just go back to relaxing
Lo recordaría siempre como una anécdota graciosa, y definitivamente como un golpe de suerte.
I would be sitting there like what just happened?
Put the bong down lol 😂
"Yep, that checks out."
I'd be like "oh thank God"
Lol i’d be like.. Damn you’re right
It would make me wonder WTF the FBI? Lol
Oh, that's already happened to me.
It's a fair cop guv.
Lol.
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