You see this creature staring at you on a subway. What do you do?

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Static_In_The_Attic · Accepted Answer

I would post a question on G@G in the HOW DO I LOOK section asking the following.

There was a creature staring at me on the subway, does he or she like me?

If the votes say YES I’ll go back to sleep & if the votes say NO I’ll ask another question.

Den1971 · Accepted Answer

Roll out. Hit the bell repeatedly. Maybe jump threw the window, while the train is still in motion.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sour-rose · Accepted Answer

Just take it easy... and ready my knife. Take it easy now... don't make any sudden moves... eaasy... eaaasy

Reddy4it · Accepted Answer

Hey handsome…going my way…?

melanieeeB · Answer

Get the fuck out and call someone until I'm home safe lol

NathanDavis · Answer

would roll up the wrap of my burrito... then toss it down the train to see if it plays fetch, lol

Kaneki05 · Answer

Tbh all I would be thinking is that girl sat there is kinda attractive. Which is probably what that guy sat behind her is probably thinking to. Meanwhile this demon just sits there sighing "Typical lust."

Sevenpointfive · Answer

leave it alone. the midnight meat train is much more terrifying

Andres77 · Answer

Tell my kids to ignore her but keep an eye peeled.

MCheetah · Answer

That's normal in Philadelphia. I'd do nothing.

RomanticRealist · Answer

It's New York. This wouldn't even be the strangest thing I've seen. Continue listening to podcast.

letuswaltzforthedead · Answer

I wouldn't care,  If I bothered to care about every weird thing that happened in my city and/or state, I'd go insane. That thing was probably birthed by another florida man lol.

DenizLikesTennis · Answer

I would adore this guy. He is such a beautiful being not gonna lie... if you really look at it. I think he would be very useful on the Cornfield to be a scarecrow

NamerOfStars · Answer

Catch its eye and nod politely. Maybe it's a person in a mask, maybe it's an alien, maybe it's a demon or some kind of cryptid. No reason to open with hostility.

AmandaYVR · Answer

That is creepy af. I wish I didn't see it. I'd get the hell out of there as fast as I could without causing a mob panic.

Summeroflove · Answer

Gun ready. But honestly. I will know it’s someone playing around.  If it was real. I don’t know honestly.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

Same thing i do with everyone who stares at me; approach them and introduce myself. I bet they run before i do.

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

Check if he got the Arabic letters for k-f-r on his forehead. If so, he might possibly be the antichrist, adDajjal, so keep safe from him, but that also might mean Jesus will come soon. If not, I’d take a selfie with the cute fellow.

RavVid · Answer

Take the next stop and wait for the next. Whilst waiting, google if silver bullets are commercially available.

ShadezMcgee · Answer

Give him the "I'm watching you" gesture.

AddylynnNightingale · Answer

Nothing. That's just another day. There is always one like that on the subway.

Havthrills · Answer

Wave and ask if we are still on for bar hopping tonight. Maybe hit on some ladies.

Guy13 · Answer

Move my coat back a little so they see the carry of what is concealed and real.

BlueScorpio · Answer

Be on guard, anyone dressed up like a demon on the subway can't be good.

Aerissa_Jade · Answer

Go over and make friends, see if I can help it out.

Sixgunsound · Answer

Make sure I’m still in a major US city and go back to my phone. Par for the course.

Kayla45 · Answer

Offer him a sacrifice. Of what kind you may ask? I dunno.

magiusX26 · Answer

go up to it. greet it. make sure its really said creature. then give the choice to move along or face the consequences.

pizzalovershouse · Answer

I think I'm in a weird movie that I int know they were filming

HaveNoName · Answer

I would go and drop my luggage over his crotch to check if his balls are also mechanical.

Sparkie460 · Answer

It would never happen because I don't ride the subway. I drive to the city. The subways are too dirty

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I'll get off the next stop and stay away from it.

Rockstarrrrr · Answer

Well I don't know his story so who am I to judge lol

MysticDevice · Answer

Walk over and ask what Post Melodic Technical Black Death Metal band it's from. 🤘🤘

rienna888 · Answer

I will tell him to put some shades on since he's scaring me

HahWanMilli · Answer

Casually go back to watching a kitten video on YouTube.

Prettysammie · Answer

Is it weird that I think that’s kind of hot?

Fromdusktilldawn · Answer

Take out a crucifix and yell "The power of Christ compels you!"

Introspective_ · Answer

I don't ride on subways and just drive but if I do, I don't care if I'm old enough but I will run my ass out there lol.

TallAnon · Answer

Nothing, not my problem. If it becomes my problem, I'll punch it. What's it gonna do, kill me instead of killing me? Whatever.

Anonymous · Answer

He kinda looks friendly! Maybe try talking with him 🤔

motownplayer2000 · Answer

Have my gun ready. In a hidden but accessible location

Staximus · Answer

If it was a guy in a costume, is just laugh at him. If it was real, I'd chop it's head off.

KrakenAttackin · Answer

That's actually a picture of me, so I would just chill until my stop.

Avatar74 · Answer

Panic, you are being eyeballed by a demonic entity.

Fuentes · Answer

I'm gonna assume it's the grim reaper and i am going to go to hell if he's visiting me.

MiseriaCantareAFI · Answer

I don't really believe in that stuff but, I try to stay open minded

GrapeApe98 · Answer

Smile and wave. Asserting my dominance by showing I'm not afraid of it whatsoever.

AlperEngin93 · Answer

If it sits down like that it shouldn't be that dangerous. Does it just like the rest of us lol

dolemite89 · Answer

assume it’s you in a costume, stalking me as always 🤣

Esperdragon · Answer

"nice cosplay dude what movie is it from"

BlurryHaze · Answer

Sit next to it and start a conversation! 🤣

Msputiton · Answer

Cry and run away

ObscuredBeyond · Answer

"Cool mask! Where'd you get it?"

SnowedIn · Answer

Just another subway ride!

qwert1234 · Answer

"Yes man, I am under stress too"

DancingQueen16 · Answer

I probably wouldn't look directly at it

exitseven · Answer

Just another commute in Fun City.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Ignore it and keep checking out that girl.

Alltheflowers84 · Answer

Probably just ignore it.

_Just_A_girl_ · Answer

Go back to looking at phone

Ironic_Method · Answer

Oh, it's Greg. Hi Greg.

ChiTown33 · Answer

Challenge it to a dance battle. 🤪

Still-alive · Answer

“Well i knew this day would come some day”

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