If a penis and a ladybug had a fight, who would win?

[Msputiton]

My money on the ladybug

Penis

Ladybug

Tie

Updates

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62% of men actually think they penis wins.
77% of women picked the ladybug.

This question was more informative than, any penis size question ever asked.

[Pyrofox]

I'd say it depends on the size of the penis and the ladybug cause if its a uber giant nightfuel inducing Ladybug it could probably eat the penis in one bite XD. But if the penis is larger we're talking its a easy just let it go if its a boner and it would probably squish whatever it is falling on XD. And if both are super huge I guess it would become a really weird endurance match o... o

[NathanDavis]

it won't be an easy showdown...

[Msputiton]

I don't know. I think he beating that penis's ass

[NathanDavis]

not sure.. if it got moves, then might not be about the size of the bug, lmao

[Msputiton]

Lmao🤣

[dustybiker]

My bets on the penis this time.

[NathanDavis]

@dustybiker lmao...

[NathanDavis]

[dustybiker]

Why is this in “other”? When all “other” questions automatically go to “sexuality”? GaG is so confused. Putting trigger words in confuses the poor thing.

[dustybiker]

Oh, and the lady bug of course!!

[Msputiton]

I am very tricky😈
I keep gag confused

[Msputiton]

Oh fashoo the ladybug

[Blackcupcake]

1000% the lady bug 🐞

[Msputiton]

Agree. Everybody knows penises can't fight

[Blackcupcake]

my penis would win… but no other penis stands a chance

[Msputiton]

Well of course.
Yours is like the incredible hulk.
When excited it gets big and powerful.
It's a combination of impressive and scary😨

[Charliefretz329]

My penis wants to fight alllllll the time

[Msputiton]

@Charliefretz329 no charlie no😡you keep away from my twin

[Charliefretz329]

Yes ma’am…… or what though? 😈

[Msputiton]

@Charliefretz329 no snip snip.

[Charliefretz329]

Oh yikes, Ok I’ll behave for sure! 😇 please don’t threaten not to do that

[Blackcupcake]

@msputiton thanks twin… *lowkey gags*

[Charliefretz329]

Sorry Ms Blackcupcake… 🥺😔

[Msputiton]

@Charliefretz329 you just made my twin gag 😡

[Charliefretz329]

Please forgive me. 😢😭😭😭😖

[Charliefretz329]

How can I make it up to you

[dustybiker]

@blackcupcake heads up @Charliefretz329 is under my guards protection. 😎😎😎😎 (😁)

[Msputiton]

@dustybiker lmao. @charliefretz329 haha no penis removal for you

[Charliefretz329]

Dammit!!! 🤬😡🤬😫😫😫😫😫

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 There there. You’ll want it tomorrow. Trust us.

[Charliefretz329]

😡😡😡😡😡😾

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 Did your river freeze over yet? Maybe take the canoe out?

[Charliefretz329]

I’m stuck inside… it’s in the 30’s 😢

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 Oh yikes! I’m stuck inside. It’s 90’s outside here.

[dustybiker]

Here. Hopefully some of this will warm you up.

[Charliefretz329]

Rub it in 😡🤬🤣🤣🤣

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 I was helping!! 😝

[Charliefretz329]

It changed my mood lol

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 yay! Mission accomplished. 🤗

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao, now im frustrated AND jealous 😂

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 🤪🤣 Go be nice to your wife.

[Charliefretz329]

She’s on the other side of the state 😣

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 ahh. That explains it. Yeah. You’re outta luck. 😁

[Charliefretz329]

Yep!!! *bangs head

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao

[Charliefretz329]

Lol ugh

[BobbieBoy666]

You have penis. ?

[Havthrills]

The ladybug would definitely win. A penis has only one shot and would miss. A ladybug would keep fighting while the penis needs to rest.

[Msputiton]

Yeah penises have terrible aim🤣

[Havthrills]

Right? They just go off whenever. No control

[20yearsolder]

Now are we talking real penis or strap-on, flaccid or erect. I need more information

[Msputiton]

I don't know. This wasn't much thought out tbh

[20yearsolder]

I don't know either, that's why I asked. I was just having fun

Strap-on, ladybug definitely loses
Glasses penis, ladybug wins
Erection, I'm going to call it a tie

[SnowedIn]

This is a hard question to answer but @Msputiton is always right so my money is also on the ladybug.

[Msputiton]

Yeah penis's can't fight

[SnowedIn]

Yeah. You might say they can barely get out of bed to come to the fight!

[Msputiton]

Facts.

[Charliefretz329]

Penises can take a licking and keep on ticking though…

[SnowedIn]

@Charliefretz329 lol

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 🙌

[Jaximus-Lion]

You are underestimating the power of the penis

https://www.youtube.com/embed/70XfK9Rz6KE

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao

[exitseven]

@msputiton What iff a penis and a ladybug had a baby ?

[Msputiton]

I don't know.

[sirderpsalot123]

Ladybug wouldn't stand a chance. It would just drown in cum.

[Msputiton]

Goodgrief.
This is bad that you have the same response from the biggest perv on gag

[sirderpsalot123]

😳🤣

[Msputiton]

Lmao

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker Looks like I have to bring Pervy back...

[Msputiton]

Nobody can outperv jerre

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Noooooo!

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker... 🙄 fine

[sirderpsalot123]

The update... lmao

[Msputiton]

y'all see batman we see alfred🥴

[dustybiker]

@msputiton And you questioned yourself asking it. Brilliance! lmao You’re like a voice for ladybugs everywhere.

[Msputiton]

@dustybiker lmao

[Charliefretz329]

A penis can be a good club… but probably too soft to hurt too bad…. I’d do a experiment but I’d feel bad for the bug

[Msputiton]

Bug wins

[Charliefretz329]

Mine can hit pretty hard

[Charliefretz329]

And I can take a bite no problem

[Charliefretz329]

And what kind of fight? Fight of wits or strength? Or a contest determining value or worth?

[Charliefretz329]

Let’s make it a fight to the death

[WilliamPamer446]

Ladybugs dont bite. They are gentle and passive creatures. The ladybug would tickle the penis and then move along.

What if a guys penis and a girls butt had a fight, who would win?

[WilliamPamer446]

Also, I miss you buddy please privte message me.

[Saltystardust]

Probably the penis. If it were a moth and a penis it'd be a different story. Both in head to head combat and in finding a mate.

[BobbieBoy666]

The mighty Penis The Penis is all-powerful. 💞

[Anonymous]

Probably the ladybug…because penises can be spiteful and seek revenge.

https://www.nurseryrhymes.org/ladybug-ladybug.html

[PainusNdeeAnus]

Penis mos definitely

(Imma shooter)

[es20490446e]

Try fighting my penis with your pussy, and if the second wins we could try the ladybug.

[TotallyAlmost]

Is this a really good penis question, or a really strange entomology question? Either way, it depends on the penis.

[Jamie05rhs]

Anything that fights with a penis will win. A penis is very sensitive.

[LilyByte]

LMAO I don't know, maybe if the lady bug has good combat skill it will win

[TrillXHippy]

The penis would just crush the poor ladybug but then again the ladybug can just fly away

[Jaggermoves12655]

Lmao what the fuck

[Msputiton]

I really am not proud of this one 😪🤣

[Charliefretz329]

This is a fabulous question

[Emii_Urashima]

That was my first thought 😂

[TheSpaceGnome]

Which one has kung fu action?

[Msputiton]

Neither

[TheSpaceGnome]

This fight sounds boring.

When is the titties vs mantis fight?

[Fuentes]

Sounds like Insect Bestiality

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣

[Summeroflove]

The fuck kind of question is this?

[Zolly99999]

🤔🤔🤔 I'm thinking I'm thinking

[dustybiker]

This is the safe way to respond to @msputiton 😂

[Zolly99999]

@dustybiker 🤣🤣🤣

[Msputiton]

@dustybiker he's already in trouble from the athlete question

[dustybiker]

@msputiton I did catch that lmao

[Msputiton]

Oh i amost forgot.
@Zolly99999 *crosses arms*😤

[dustybiker]

@msputiton lmao

[Zolly99999]

@dustybiker @msputiton oh man I'm in the dog house again 😪

[humanearth]

You would loose and you would grow a penis

[TheSpaceGnome]

If a person already has a penis, would they grow a second?

And would that actually count as losing? Or winning? 🤔

[AsaKyo]

The ladybug, most definitely lmaooo

[Samantha_17]

Lady bug LOL :)

[Sparkie460]

How did you ever think up this question

[User3191989]

LOL, yeah prob. the ladybug

[Jerre]

The penis would drown the ladybug in cum

[Jerre]

@msputiton Thank you for the Like

[Jerre]

If drowning in cum doesn’t do the job, I would get a hardon and smash the hell out of the ladybug. So you lose, you either get drowned in cum or smashed with my hard cock.

[Debbie14217]

the lady bug

[Msputiton]

Agree

[Debbie14217]

😂😅😍

[gonegirl16]

is a ladybug just another word for vagina?

[gonegirl16]

if that's the case, then the "ladybug" would win. Vagina literally squeezes a penis until it squirts lol

[Anonymous]

Penis crushes ladybug.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

What kind of Pingas? Dog? Cat? Iguanodon?

[JPresidente]

Boobs

[Wise4myage]

My penis, lol.