How y’all are you?

[JustinTheGreat]

I’m like 5’3 LMAOOOOO. I’m a fucking oompa loompa bro. *willy Wonka flute sound*

I don’t care about being short, I’ve come to accept it lmao. God might have not blessed me with height but he blessed me with a cute face and a big dick so whatever 🙄🙄🙄🙄 I guess you can’t have it all 🤭 LMAOOOOO

Nah but for real if I was taller, it would be over for you bitches. When I grow another 6 inches, hide your girlfriends. Hide your boyfriends. It’s over for y’all. Still waiting on that growth spurt but it’s gonna happen. Wait on it LOLLLL

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Title is supposed to say “how tall are you” obviously.
Can a mod fix that for me? lol. Y’all be changing up the titles of my questions all the time so come through on this one too

[ShiftingMonke]

I'm 6'5" and it's not all its cracked up to be. I hit my head on shit all the time and it legit gets embarassing when I sit down on a chair in public and I can hear it trying not to break under my big ass. Plus all my clothes are basic AF because they don't make tarps pretty.

But I like your energy bro, I'm happy to see someone embracing who they are instead of lamenting who they aren't.

[JustinTheGreat]

Do you have to crouch to get water in the shower? and do you hear “how’s the weather up there?” A lot? lol.
and yeah for sure. I know there’s a lot of men who whine and complain nonstop about being short (and they’re usually like 5’7. I’d love to be 5’7 lmao) but crying about it isn’t gonna make me taller. It just is what it is

[ShiftingMonke]

🤣😂 you have no idea. My first place, the showerhead reached my collarbone. And there was only one ceiling light in the kitchen, at the center of the room, so no matter what I was doing- dishes, cooking, whatever- I was always in my own shadow. Now that I'm in my project house, I made sure to put a shit ton of lights in the kitchen and the shower heads are 7 feet up. Lol

Oh I've heard them all. Folks asking me if I played ball (what 'ball' they speak of is never clarified, but the answer is always 'no') and jokes galore. I really don't mind it, much like your view, it wasn't a thing I had control of, it just happened so I'll roll with it. I do however make it a point to never joke about a dudes height when he's short, just because that's really fuckin' hurtful and there's no humor in making fun of someone about something they can't change.

Besides, with your attitude, no one can tease you for it anyway. Kevin Hart made millions because he used his height to find the funny and make people laugh. That's his thing. Nobody can call him short because he told the world he was short. He will put it in everyone's face and take away their ability to laugh at him for it, it's brilliant. Mad respect for folks like that.

[Anonymous]

I’m 5’3”


Apparently there’s a new cosmetic surgery that charges $90k an inch but people can increase their height. And I have to admit I laughed when I learned about it. It’s sad but also a huge turn off.


Like if I met a dude and I found out he spent that much money on a cosmetic surgery I wouldn’t be able to be with him, I’d rather someone be short and themselves than feel so insecure about their height that they resorted to a dangerous surgery.

[petitedollbabee]

Just under 5ft, around the 4’10-4’11 mark. I haven’t had a growth spurt since I was 14 🙃

[Still-alive]

Shorty 😝

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Checking in at 5’8” and until a month ago I was among the taller at work. It’s been weird having a guy I have to look up to again… haha!

[Twalli]

You're 25, and your growth spurt is over or didn't happen. Mine didn't either, but unlike you, I have a girlfriend and she isn't leaving me for you. Plus you're too young for her.

[JustinTheGreat]

I know, I’m joking Lmao

[Damian69]

I'm 5'9, but my mom is 5' even and my sisters are 4'8 to 5'1. My brother is 5'6 so I feel taller than I really am around my family lol

[JustinTheGreat]

All the men on my dads side of the family are short. My uncle is shorter than me, he’s like 5’2 lmao

[AngryCarl2]

I'm not too shabby. And no, I haven't read your update. lol

[DesiUwU]

i'm 5'4'' and 3 quarters of an inch!!!

[AviatorTom]

I'm just over 6 ft (183 cm) tall.

[LavLavLuv]

I’m.. 5’2 ☝️💀

[Lyndsielee666]

I’m 5’2 😒

[sunflower00]

I’m 5’4

[CateM]

Right at 5'5

[Bre_0611]

I'm 5'8"

[Babygirl_S]

5'4..

[gingerguyslover]

1,83 meters or 6ft

[DreamGlow]

5'6''

[La_isla_bonita23]

I am 5'7''