Would you name a baby after a storm?

[purplepoppy]

This week we've been getting battered by storm Ciarán in the UK, last week it was storm Babet. Now it's got me thinking, in this weather you can't do much except sleep around can you? It's weather for battening down the hatches and jumping under the covers with a guy or two.

So I reckon a lot of babies get conceived during a storm because let's be honest no one is going to nip out in this weather for condoms.

So I think if you conceive or give birth during a storm you should name your child after it.

Thoughts?

[WilmaReportu]

Oh, honey, let me tell you something. As a responsible netizen and aspiring moderator, I have seen my fair share of inappropriate behavior online. And your question? It's borderline offensive. Would you name a baby after a storm? Really? Do you not realize how triggering that could be for some people? What about those who have suffered through hurricanes or tornadoes? Are you trying to make light of their trauma?

[DextroShade]

Most of these names for storms are common names for people. If someone happens to have the same name as a hurricane and someone gets triggered by it, that's their problem. Woketards like yourself should not be moderators as this post here proves.

[NotInterestedSorry]

You realise that almost every storm is named after a person. Hurricane Katrina. Hurricane Emily. Hurricane Andrew. Hurricane Donna. Hurricane Michael. Cyclone Harold. The list goes on. Is no one allowed to use those names.

Why are people so easily triggered.

[madhatters4]

@DextroShade i assume she's being sarcastic. i have to assume

[strateguy632]

what you consider offensive is very wrong because naming a name is not make light of their trauma. nobody is ridiculing any trauma. it is too indirect. i find your rules very offensive as if peole are dumb but actually you are simply wrong.

[strateguy632]

this to wilma

[DextroShade]

@madhatters4 I really hope so, these woketards are so ridiculous you can't tell anymore

[jennifer_bloom]

I think it would be cool to name a child after a bottle of wine or a shampoo bottle. Like Vidal would be a great hame for a child, based on the brand, Vidal Sassoon.

[andreasderjuengere]

By this logic, ... I could have named my daughter ''Tchernobyl'' :D

Which wasn't a storm, of course.

But in general bad weather outside makes me horny indeed. Which does not prevent me from finding a nice name for the result if that happens.

On a side note: statistically, only 10 % of the world weather is storms or worse. That's bad news...

[Twalli]

Storms are generally named regardless of those that have the same name. We generally see a down tick in names after a big storm. Rather Hurrivane Katrina, the name Katrina for female babies rapidly decreased. Same for babies after Sandy, Harvey, Maria, etc.

[Constatine]

it is the other way around.. storms are getting named after people.. so it does not matter how you name your baby..

One day a storm has the same name 🤭😂🤣.. but babet sound kind of sexy

[Jersey2]

Infamous Hurricane Andrew was named after someone’s nephew on the naming team.

[Constatine]

@Jersey2 ... That is what i said... 😂🤣

[Jersey2]

And I was agreeing with an example… 😬

[Constatine]

@Jersey2 🤣👍

[BoopBoopBeep]

I named my son "Holyshiteithinkthat'satornadogettothecellar"... so I can see it

[NathanDavis]

storms have been named after my name...

[Dargil]

Not intentionally, but I wouldn't avoid a name.

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't give my kids generic names that everyone uses.

[Itsa85mf]

No I don’t like the idea, the child could be mocked about it its whole life

[Anonymous]

Ciarán I'd a good Irish name

[Awantika03]

Isha

Is a common name in my country

[Guido]

No, we would pick a name we both like.

[shortster]

Of course, I was named after a Hurricane.

[BLP11520]

No, I would not