If animals could talk, which species do you think would be the most annoying?

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smne35 · Accepted Answer

Dogs some dogs man just got so much energy. It's like it makes you tired. Just looking at them. Running around and acting up so imagine if he can talk he'd be like come on man. Get your ass up. Let's go. Let's go for a walk. Let's go play some ball. Let's go do this. Let's go do that! Talking real fast moving real fast. It's like man put a muzzle on you chain you up in the backyard or something but I think dogs man dogs are just drive your ass bad if they can talk come waking you up in the morning I got to go outside. Let's go. I got to go outside. Got to pee. Got to pee. Got to pee. Got to pee cats. Might I get two words out of a cat Chow time and scoot over. You know that real cool voice. You won't get much out of a cat. Try to wake him up. What's up man? Can't a brother take a nap? You took yours. Why can't I take mine? Damn, cut me some slack get my dinner ready, and catch that damn mouse annoying me I think fishes they can talk. They just be like how the hell y'all survive without being in water. Dolphin would be like man when y'all come out here. Just respect the water okay. You tired of rescuing your ass every time you all want to come out here and act up and sharks they'll just be like. Come on humans anytime you fall overboard we got you. Don't even trip. You ain't going back up but we got you so just keep on coming falling over. Going to tell you something about those fishes those sharks dolphins. Animals. They're very. They're very intelligent. They are watching us and they know exactly what we're doing. I've seen videos of a shark had this turtle, when you first look at it you think he's about to eat that turtle but what he done was he went to this science book where they were. You know doing whatever experiments they're doing in the water and he started banging on the hall the shark did and then he raised the turtle up when when some humans came to see what was going on and the turtle was caught up in some netting some fishing net and I guess and was about to die. So the shark just sought out that research building raised up the turtle so that they can take them and he just swam away, and this kind of thing happens all the time. Not long ago was a moose kept rushing that cars like he was going to ram them but then he would stop. Some people got scared and fled but one guy didn't. He realize this is strange so he got out and has he got out his car. The mood started running away so he said well. Let me follow him and he did and come to find out it was like three or four other mooses was stuck in this mud pit and they were drowning. You know they were sinking in and was about to die so the moose just went to go call. Help and he pulled him out. You know pull his friends out. You can't tell me that's a that's not intelligence so they're watching us. They really are not as dumb as we think I'm really long here but I was driving through the mountains one day not long ago. This is about 2:00 in the morning and all of a sudden his mother, his brother bear ran out in front of me in the middle of the road and just stopped and it looked at me right through my headlights so I stopped said okay. Starting to say get the hell out the way beer but I just still there and she stood there and then a few minutes later her little Cubs come scampering out of a trash can that they were you know rummage in through and I said okay. Okay I got you. She just protecting her kids and all I can do is respect that man. Just say take your time. You know y'all don't have to rush. I'm not no rush so do what you got to do are you disrespect that you're not respect that? Those animals and that's intelligence man. She's only doing what any mother would do protecting her cubs

WhiteSteve · Accepted Answer

I feel like dogs would be up there. Not in a bad way, but like overly attentive? I’ve always had cats because I like that you see them like twice a day, and the rest of the time they wouldn’t spit on you if your eyebrows were on fire. LOW MAINTENANCE, that’s my vibe, haha. One of the major things I try to avoid in life is setting myself up to have to “remember to do stuff.” Not for me, lmao. I’ll never let anyone convince me that it’s admirable to take on responsibilities just for the sake of doing it😂

But yeah…. dogs are great but they require attention WAY too many times a day for my liking. Just always there next to you. Too clingy for me, even without being able to talk to me, haha. If you added in all the “Hey! Hey! Human! Can we go outside? Can you throw me that ball? Ooh, what are you eating? Can I have some? Hey, who’s outside? GET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE, THIS IS MY TERRITORY! Sheesh…. so what’s up with that thing you were just eating? We going outside soon, orrrrr…?” I just couldn’t, lmao. All good-natured, but it’s too much. Like 20 of my 24 hours needs to be WhiteSteve solo time/sleep, and I’m giving a lot of myself making four hours available😂 Lone wolf status most of the time.

Dogs make great friends, but it’s more friendship than I’m looking for😂

wiltingrosepetal · Accepted Answer

Common birds like magpies or pigeons, I feel like they wouldn't shut up

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

Seagulls, the scousers of the sky.

Sonorous · Answer

Probably dogs since there are so many of them around us. Would be funny to hear the arguments. 🤣

nawtee_me · Answer

Ants…. Can you imagine the hundreds or thousands of ants lined up in single file walking behind one another and one of them passes gas from what they had been eating……. lol or the whole line of them singing left, left, left, right, left….. or singing, hi ho, hi, ho, it is off to work we go…..

Unit1 · Answer

Those little pesky female dogs, that repeatedly bark at a frequency of 1-4 times per second at people. Their bites can barely be felt with a simple layer of fabric. A typical Yorkshire Terrier comes to mind.

JacobJordan · Answer

Squirrels. Hands down. You have seen over the hedge? Hammy the squirrel was fantastic as a character but imagine every squirrel being that excited and completely nuts

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

The same ones that are the most annoying to humans when not talking (parasites).

They would just be twice as annoying, imagine a swarm of mosquitos that talked as they tried to stab you and suck your blood.

BCA6010 · Answer

Either some types of birds that don't shut up, or something that is incredibly fickle, like cats.

RebelinSteel · Answer

My cats, I can imagine the comments and zero chance of them not dropping me in it with any girl that came over.

RHK36 · Answer

Definitely between dogs and birds because of volume. They're around the most and already act goofy. Most cats would be quieter than other animals because they're sneaky.

mandyfire98 · Answer

No animal will top us in that category lol.

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

Cats, they are so high maintenance

Wiredone · Answer

The hyena. Can't get any more annoying than that

shortster · Answer

The ones that are already annoying like seagulls and mosquitoes.

4ngelic · Answer

dogs. they would talk non stop

FunkyMonkee · Answer

The same one that's already annoying; cats.

RavVid · Answer

Dogs. They'd never stop yapping away.

KittygosMeoWW · Answer

Rats 🤮

sirderpsalot123 · Answer

Squirrels

DaBiggestBird · Answer

Camels

VabAmy · Answer

#humans

Wise4myage · Answer

Hyena's.

DJB72 · Answer

Still humans...

Meantransition · Answer

Cats or dogs

riverrat3 · Answer

Homosapiens

OtterMan68 · Answer

mice

Fuentes · Answer

Hyenas

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Chickens…

Anonymous · Answer

dogs

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