Have you ever made a smooth recovery?

[WhiteSteve]

Sometimes in life, we slip up…. but it’s all about how you recover…

Fell like a BOSS though. You know the three fans in attendance were impressed

When you fall…. style the hell outta that MFer😎

Even tried to hit ‘em with the…

How about you folks? Any smooth recoveries from mishaps to speak of?

[NathanDavis]

25 years in sports... honing the skill and the craft, obviously got that coordination but still... can slip, trip, misstep or just fall for no reason whatsoever in the middle of a game...

and then I just go like absolutely none of that happened and keep going... lol

TONK!! @7Phoenix7

[7Phoenix7]

Lmaoo still laughing about that sound

[NathanDavis]

@7Phoenix7 that's the sound a Mustang makes... lol

[7Phoenix7]

Lmaoo yes indeed

[NathanDavis]

actually... that's also the sound of a Dodge Durango as well

I remember one time we were playing soccer on the street, as we usually would... which was always a risk with too many cars parked right on the streets but we didn't care, and so there you have going on running across the the side like a true winger... but when they passed me the ball, instead of swiftly passing it forward I did step on the ball... lmfao

and then, physics... quickest 90degree I've felt in my life, so I fell sideways and hit a parked Dodge Durango, head first... and hit it strong enough for all the alarms to go off, lol, and then in record time... well the lady neighbor was already waiting for it, comes out and in all true Karen-form starts shouting and yelling and screaming at us... WHY ARE YA #$@#$ HITTING MY TRUCK @#%#$% GO TO THE @#$@#$@# FIELDS ALREADY and as she wanted us to hand her the ball, give it to her so she could just get rid of it instead...

there you have me apologizing and saying sorry, trying to explain that we did NOT!!! hit her truck with the ball, lmfao... and that I actually hit it with my head, and she's looking at me still crazy like " YEAH RIGHT @#%$@#@%"

and well, all the time I could feel my head pounding too, right where the hit was so I show her then, look!! look at the bump... lmfao, and of course... she's just starts cracking up along with everyone else, while I keep telling her to look at the bump on my head, lmao...

[7Phoenix7]

Awwwwww I feel horrible for laughing 😅. Are you okay?

[NathanDavis]

@7Phoenix7 lmfao, I am okay now...

and... we both know you would be rolling, or crawling on the floor laughing about it for the rest of the afternoon, lol

[7Phoenix7]

You know me lol

[NathanDavis]

@7Phoenix7 well, hello...

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao Hello Santi

[exitseven]

I got fired from a job after 7 weeks. By there own admission I did everything that they asked me to do. They also had to admit I always showed up on time and never went home early. I am still unclear why I was canned. Maybe be ause I used to take the cell phone they fave me and put it on rhe charger at night and never looked at it. Anyway, I applied for a job someplace else, it was a better job for more money. I interviewed the next day and was hired a few says after that

[WhiteSteve]

Attaboy, land on your feet😎

[LaurenM1997]

Not long ago I was putting a hoodie over my head I couldn’t see where I was going and my legs gave way I fell backwards landed on the ground luckily didn’t crack my head open but had a bruised bum lol 🤣

[WhiteSteve]

Lmao, I feel like I’ve done something like that before n the past, like I disoriented myself trying to dress/undress while walking😂 Glad you weren’t seriously hurt though!

[LaurenM1997]

I couldn’t move for like five minutes I had to stay on ground and call for help luckily someone came and helped me

[LaurenM1997]

Cause I was crying in pain

[KittygosMeoWW]

Yeah, fucking baby gates took me out because I stubbed my toe down the stairs while trying to step over my dog. My daughter watched it and giggled lol I had to bounce back to avoid scaring her.

[WhiteSteve]

Dang, all kinds of hazards in your house. Count on the kid to just straight up laugh at you for it😂

[KittygosMeoWW]

Baby proofing is hazardous to adults, wait till you have to poop and the toilet is locked

[WhiteSteve]

Lmfao, I didn’t even know toilet locks were a thing. You’re teaching me all kinds of stuff today😂 Most of my friends have babies and then I just won’t see them for like ten years except at a Super Bowl party or something, they just disappear into the void of parenting a young child, and I never go over their house til the kid grows up and the whole place isn’t sticky anymore😂 I don’t think I’ve ever been around small children for any extended period of time in my entire life (excluding being a kid myself), so I just have absolutely no concept of what life with a toddler is like, lmao. You folks are TROOPERS, I salute you all, haha🫡

[KittygosMeoWW]

lol I love being a mom but being a parent is ghetto. Things I’d never imagine happening happen like getting shit on in public and catching throw up. Not to mention those baby bubble gum tooth pastes don’t take that stanky booty breath away.

[WhiteSteve]

😂😂😂

I used to be a bouncer, and any time there was some kind of mess to clean up, the bartenders or managers would basically be like “let’s get that goon standing at the door to do it.”, lmao.

One night there was a HUGE puddle of vomit in the women’s room, and someone came and got me. I opened up the door and saw it was like “oh my god, nooooooo”, lmfao. But this one lady who was just one of our regular customers who fortunately happened to love me, and she goes “oh, baby, don’t even trip, I got that. I’m a mommy.”, and she straight up just walked in and cleaned it up with paper towels, no gloves or anything, just washed her hands afterwards💀💀💀

I was like “now here’s a lady who’s SEEN SOME SHIT”😂😂😂

[KittygosMeoWW]

Lmao nah she was just down for you bad, I do it for my kid but not anyone else

[WhiteSteve]

Oh, for real? Aight, I guess that was love then, I appreciate her for that😂

[7Phoenix7]

I don't know that fall is freakin hilarious, especially that last little *plop* 🤣

[NathanDavis]

*tonk*

[WhiteSteve]

That’s easily my favorite part too, lmfao. I almost had it, but my teammate pushed me on the back a little, and ice is slippery, so….🤷‍♂️😂

[7Phoenix7]

@NathanDavis lmao

[7Phoenix7]

Yea and I was so busy laughing I didn't realize the little thing you did at the end lol. Your teammate definitely wanted you to fall from the first bump lol I'm jk

[WhiteSteve]

You gotta do the little thing at the end like gymnasts after they hit their landing😝

I had 10s across the board til the Swedish judged jerked me and gave me a 9😒😒😒

[MrOracle]

I once made a sliding kick in a soccer game and popped up on my feet at the end (I was 16 or so). No one was more shocked about it than I was. I don't think I could have done that again if I had a thousand tries. Of course, no one had a video camera, and even if they did, it would have been some crappy VHS camera. Oh well...

[Anonymous]

I have health problems. I take alternative medicine for them it works.

[WhiteSteve]

Nice, anything not coming from pharmaceutical companies is a win, haha

[Opinion Owner]

They tried and failed to silence CBD oil and medicinal mushrooms. Now everyone takes them.

[spartan55]

That wipeout took like five minutes...😂 😂

[WhiteSteve]

The older you get, the longer it seems to take to fall😂😂😂

My favorite part is when I had my hand up on my head trying to be funny, and then my teammate put his hand on me and I just faceplanted lmfaoooo

[Miah04]

I see you. Go ahead steve

[WhiteSteve]

That’s it, just sell it like a dance move😂🕺

[Miah04]

😂😂