Definition of a Bumpkin- "An unsophisticated and social awkward, bone head, lip patch looking, stick up the butt looking idiot who is sounds like he would cousin Mary Joe Parker or is country"... No... Because I ain't country..

Moy girl, oi done lived in these yur Styx fer moy 'ole loife. B'ain't nowt city wiv me Moy luvver...

Oh man, this brings back memories of my old man's country music:

No I'm not. I don't live in the country. I'm in the burbs

Well I mean I live in a small town in the midwest but I ain't no bumpkin most of us around here aren't.

Possibly at times I might have a bit of a country bumpkin in me.

Windsor, Ont., my lifelong residence, has 230,00 people. OF COURSE I'm not a bumpkin !!!

You are, ol’ country ass….😂

Absolutely. A Country Boy can survive.

Are you a bumpkin?

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Definition of a Bumpkin-
"An unsophisticated and social awkward, bone head, lip patch looking, stick up the butt looking idiot who is sounds like he would cousin Mary Joe Parker or is country"...
No... Because I ain't country..

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- Miah04
  
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  😂😂 that's the only part you denying
  
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- Joshydavid25
  
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  ... I can explain.. 😂😂😂
  
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- Miah04
  
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  I'm listening 🤨
  
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- Joshydavid25
  
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  I just call her cousin Mary Joe, but really.. She's play Mary Joe.. I just need to moisturize my lips, sometimes I'm shy so it seems like I got a stick up my a$$, and wel I gotta small head, so you know, bone head. 😂😂
  
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- Miah04
  
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  I'm just walkin away from this one😂😭
  
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- Joshydavid25
  
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  ... It's for the best.. 😂😂.. Don't let the door hit you in the snooty booty..
  
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- Miah04
  
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  😂😂
  
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Moy girl, oi done lived in these yur Styx fer moy 'ole loife.

B'ain't nowt city wiv me Moy luvver...

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Oh man, this brings back memories of my old man's country music:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/0KcK0J9qsY0

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No I'm not. I don't live in the country. I'm in the burbs

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- Miah04
  
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  That makes you a burb bumpkin
  
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- Wiredone
  
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  There's only country bumpkins
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Burby bumpkins exist starting now
  
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- Wiredone
  
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  No it doesn't. Only country pumpkins exist. Get it in the dictionary then I'll accept it
  
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- Miah04
  
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  I am the dictionary
  
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- Wiredone
  
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  You're too young and cute to be a dictionary
  
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- Miah04
  
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  I'm a young cute dictionary 😂
  
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- Wiredone
  
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  😂🤣😂🤣
  
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Well I mean I live in a small town in the midwest but I ain't no bumpkin most of us around here aren't.

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Possibly at times I might have a bit of a country bumpkin in me.

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Windsor, Ont., my lifelong residence, has 230,00 people. OF COURSE I'm not a bumpkin !!!

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  Two hundred thirty thousand (230,000) people, that is.
  
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I resemble that remark

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  😂😂
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  😁😁
  
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You are, ol’ country ass….😂

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  Put em up. We bouta fight 🤨
  
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- WhiteSteve
  
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  Nahhh, come on, you don’t have time for all that. You still gotta feed the pigs, whitewash a fence, and squeeze in raftin’ down the Mighty Mississip’, all before sundown. Are you even wearing shoes right now?🤔
  
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- Miah04
  
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  I am.
  I literally can't with this site.
  It's restrictions are annoying.
  I tried to share a pic of my shows.
  
  That's why this site will never be anything but garbage
  
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- WhiteSteve
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Drake? You had to choose drake🤦🏾‍♀️
  
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- WhiteSteve
  
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  IT’S THE NAME OF THE SONG🤦‍♂️ The 2Chainz gif wasn’t as good, Drake’s expression worked here. Sorry for reminding you and getting you hot n’ bothered during the day🙄
  
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I resemble that remark…..

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  😂😂
  
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Absolutely. A Country Boy can survive.

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Charliefretz329 Follow
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Sure enough

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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Better than a blumpkin
  
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- Miah04
  
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  What that?🧐
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  You don’t wanna know
  
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Lol no

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  😂😂
  
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Nope

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sometimes

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