Which police officer is in the most danger?

[purplepoppy]

Three dangerous scenarios, but who's most at risk?

Policewomen with bear in woods

Policeman chasing a speeding tortoise

Police surrounded by crocodiles, or is it ducks? I can never tell.

[JackBnymble]

#2.

He's in the street.
Inevitably some bimbo will come along trying to paint her nails or yapping on her cell phone while driving and hit him. That's why my agency trains patrolmen to always turn their wheels towards the curb on every traffic stop. Get caught not doing so will get you suspended for three days.

FBI statistics show that along the highway is the most dangerous place for a cop to be.
That's why NC has the "move over law" that requires all motorists to move to the left lane when they see a police car on the side of the road with someone pulled over. Failure to do so is a $250 fine and points on your license.

[AviatorTom]

The police that drove into the water will probably drown with all their equipment on, if the ducks or gators don't get them first, and they try to swim to shore. They are also in danger of losing their jobs once the chief of police sees what they've done to ruin a police vehicle.

[laly520]

ducks r cute, they could have a swim together

hopefully not crocodiles

[katiesmuff]

Much would depend on whether they are ducks or croc's!

[MrOracle]

Crocs aren't especially dangerous as long as you aren't in the water with them, but a baby bear means mama is close by, and mama bears take perceived threats to her babies extremely seriously. It's one of the better ways to get killed by a bear.

[OfMiceandMen]

I would say the cops on top of the van, it's not so much the ducks, geese or croc's it looks like the female officer is going to taser him for attempting to cross in the first place.

[RetroReviews]

You need a fourth category encountering dogs I think police shoot like 35 to 40 dogs a day in the United States because of aggressive encounters

[legalboxers]

-watches all the triggered-

[Surely]

You don’t mess with Boo-boo when mummy is near!

[Dongie]

The mama bear hasn't it's own synonymous meaning to 'kicking that ass' for nothing.

[Knightwatch27]

You trip over that tortoise while chasing it and you're going head down first in concrete.

[exitseven]

I say the two cops that drove the truck into the pond. The chief will be pissed.

[DJB72]

No way the baby bear's mama isn't nearby.

[sirderpsalot123]

The bear. Mama bear is close by

[dustybiker2]

How can you not say ducks? I'm so surprised.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 ducks are a close second

[dustybiker2]

We might have to change the Derp sign.

[Insecure2]

Crocodiles can eat him. That's 100%sure.

[dustybiker2]

Three. Ducks. You have to keep an eye on them.

[bobby_bush_eater]

That bear is a cub...

[Anonymous]

Clearly it's the one around men.

[boobliker]

they all are. . .

[Kathy1111]

the #1

[eagle1951]

three