When was the last time you had an accident? Was it pee or poop? What happened? What caused it? Did you let anyone know? Were you upset or laughing?

[DrPepper12]

[Lynx122]

When I was on a bus in India after 8 hours I had to go but my girlfriend had to tell them then they stopped on the side of the road and I just peed and pooped at the same time full pressure so we could get back on the road. Later on I got motion sick and the air was terrible and the light was also not helping they had like blue light that was supposed to let you sleep but still help those see who had to get up and do something but it just did a bad job of everything and made me feel weird. Anyway I threw up they wanted to give me a plastic bag to throw up in but it was too late and I threw up on the floor. But with pee and poop I've always found some kind of emergency solution if I was in a bad situation. Maybe as a child I had an accident but I don't remember that anymore.

[DrPepper12]

Wow! That SUX!! Sorry!

[Lynx122]

It's ok I got through it :) The first 2 weeks were a difficult experience but the rest of the trip was very good after that :)

[Chazmatazz269]

Poop. I’ll take an indecency charge and piss just about anywhere before i pee my pants.
I usually eat pretty healthy foods. So when i splurge on something bad for me, it sometimes comes back to haunt me in regrettable ways.

[DrPepper12]

I and my BIL were chased down by NYPD at a NYC subway station after pissing on the back wall of church at San Genaro festival and the penguins in habits caught us! Good times!

[Chazmatazz269]

My first night in SF, i went walkabout drinking. I found a few kool little watering holes and discovered that nobody lets you use their toilets unless you’re a paying customer. I was nowhere near my hotel and absolutely couldn’t hold it any longer. I found a shadowy corner and relieved myself. I’d been holding it so long that it felt like that scene in “Revenge of the Nerds” in which Ogre pees for three minutes straight. I just knew a cop was going to bust me! Didn’t happen though. Made it “home” safe and sound with clean, dry pants.

[DrPepper12]

Lol! Can relate in Boca

[Chazmatazz269]

I’ve never had a foot chase with police either. I’ve outrun one in a patrol car when i was on my motorcycle. I eluded one that i’m fairly sure was after me, but i was off his radar before his lights came on in my Subaru. Ell oh ell!
I’m not even sure i WOULD try to outrun cops on foot. At least not now. Maybe back before pot was decriminalized and i was carrying more often than not.

[Apple1996]

I had a cold awhile back and kept pissing myself when coughing. Mixed with the baby kicking my bladder it was soo bad lol

[DrPepper12]

Not even kegels will stop that! I don't think men truly appreciate what it means to be pregnant. They simply can't.

[Apple1996]

Men could never handle pregnancy lol

[IslaTheWitch]

I don't remember... I had to be very small :D

[Account]

I must have been a baby since I have no recollection of ever having an accident.

[NathanDavis]

guess I was a baby

[DrPepper12]

Never as an adult? You are a rare breed indeed!

[Anonymous]

The year was 2004 and I was very sick. You have no idea.

[LiamJHayden]

Before kindergarten.

[Anonymous]

Maybe sometimes I peed while laughing.