Is It Just Me, Or Is This Couple A Vision Of Absolute Perfection?

[Billlewis]

When this super sexy photograph made the rounds a while back, the online carabinieri group think patrol roundly decried it, but let's set aside our fear of being ticketed for a dissent violation for a moment and take another look at one of the sexiest pictures you will ever see --

https://nypost.com/2024/04/10/lifestyle/passenger-horrified-by-barefoot-flyers-snuggling-on-top-of-each-other-during-flight/

Yes

No

[OfMiceandMen]

I would agree if there were no children around because I am sure mommy and daddy would not want to explain what the couple is doing or ask them to avert their eyes all the time, but if it's all adults on the plane of in the vicinity then a little cuddling is no big deal.

[Billlewis]

But what were they actually seeing, a couple stretched out on their first class seats, along with some absolutely perfect soles. We've gotten sterile, squeamish and hypersensitive it's ridiculous.

[OfMiceandMen]

I mean if there was more going on that that, like heavy kissing, a little feel-up here and there, etc. If all they were doing was holding each other, it's not a big deal. Only seeing a little snapshot/glimpse into what was going on though. They could have been doing more that we don't see in the photo.

[Wallythewalrus2]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with what they were doing! My wife and I used to fuck like two wild dogs on our front lawn every Friday night.

[Billlewis]

On your front lawn? Didn't the neighbors peek out their windows at you, during your exhibitionistic fucking sessions?

[Wallythewalrus2]

Only when we'd encroach into their lawn. One neighbor sprayed us with his garden hose a couple times. Sex can be wild, Bill, but you really wouldn't know, would you? You can only watch if you have permission.

[Billlewis]

I've had my share, when I was, to quote 'Harp', the manager of the FBI field office in Southern California, in the 1992 film, 'Point Break', 'young, dumb and full of cum'

[Laciejordan]

With your wording, I don't know which to pick on your poll. Does picking "yes" mean it's only you that thinks they're a couple of "perfection" or that I also think they are? Help me out, sissy!

[Billlewis]

Picking.'Yes' means you agree with me. Picking 'No' means you disagree. Since when has my opinion amounted to anything more than a hill of beans? 😂

[Laciejordan]

Ahh! Gotcha.

[electromagnetic]

It’s not exactly ‘cute’ Just two people taking advantage of the extra seating

[Billlewis]

I agree; they're anything but cute -- magnificent, royal, regal, superior, exalted, etc, but not cute. Juxta's an awesome guy, though.

[Juxtapose]

They look awfully cute and the people who are mad at them are super bitter losers.

[Billlewis]

I know, right? This is how I think it should have gone -- the flight attendant comes over and says, 'We've been getting complaints about your behavior'
Guy says -- what could we possibly be doing wrong, other than flaunting our feet? I'm a licensed psychologist, and in circumstances like this, people generally complain because they're secretly aroused by the bare feet of a beautiful, vital couple, and I can prove that theory correct right now' 'He stands up and says, 'We know you're jealous of our feet, and that you really wish you could kiss 'em. Well, today's your lucky day, folks. Form a line and pucker up'

[Juxtapose]

Hahaha maaaaan I was not seeing that coming at the end there xD

If that actually happened then I would know I am in the right timeline.

[Juxtapose]

God why do people have to be so boring in this reality? Why can't they be more like you?

[Billlewis]

Because, due in no small part to the internet and tech, etc, popularity has vaulted to the very of our lust of 'life-or-death' priorities. We would, quite literally rather be wrong than to diverge from the herd in our beliefs.

[Billlewis]

very top

[Juxtapose]

Shit like that actually makes me glad I am autistic because I don't want to be a damn sheep.

[Billlewis]

Yes, Sir. This obsessive tendency never to stray from the hivemind hovel is apparently substantially worse among women, particularly those of the university indoctrinated variety. I don't know which is more frightening -- that's it's gotten as bad as it has, or that about 3/4 of the nation has not an inkling of the technological and psychological weaponry that's being raised against us.

[Juxtapose]

I long for the day when women are not afraid to be different and really think for themselves. It almost feels like men have more peaks and valleys by their nature.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Just another couple who probably wanted to join the "mile high club" but couldn't afford a private airline suite.

[Juxtapose]

If they wanted to do that there's always the bathroom.

[Billlewis]

If he'd gotten his dick inside her, it would have been more like the 'Seven Mile High Club', because the average cruising altitude for a commercial jet is approximately 35,000 to 37,000 feet. I personally would have been grateful to have been the first one in line, and I would have been very, very thorough in my mollifying ministrations.

[FunkyMonkee]

It's just you. I MUCH prefer the sexy legs on the girl behind them!

[Mark987]

I am personally not a big fan of PDA.. especially being on a flight with kids around, but people will do what they want lol.

[avery58]

In my opinion it's cringey

[Billlewis]

Cringey? Okay.

[Crazzyyworld]

They look cozy