What would you do with 1000 bottles of baby oil?

[Apple1996]

I'd probably fill up a pool or bathtub of the baby oil and have a soak in it 🛀

Have a "freak off" (whatever that is)

Something else (say in comments)

[dragoblack]

Scalp treatment, bicycle chain lube, electric razor lube, mix with pot-ash to make soap, mix with fine abrasive for polishing paste compound, use as drilling coolant... etc.

But for reals, baby oil should never be used as sex lube. Baby oil is a petroleum-based external oil. If you want body safe oil, use avocado oil or extra virgin olive oil.

[Apple1996]

All good ideas and I agree baby oil should not be used as lube

[Makeushiver]

Use it for Nuru massage. In Nuru, both parties are very oiled up and slide around until they find the most stimulating position and stick with that. I'd be happy to demonstrate.

[Apple1996]

Link a demonstration vid

[Makeushiver]

I'll try to find one but it would be much more fun to show you.

[Apple1996]

Haha I meant a vid of you

[Apple1996]

In person is fine as well

[jackieistired]

I would sell them to massage parlours and make a business!!! I’m broke right now LOL

[Anonymous]

I could definitely put the lube to good use. ;)

[Texaskid1]

Hmmm... if olive oil comes from olives... where does baby oil come from?

[Apple1996]

Hopefully not babies 👶

[KennethNoisewater]

I totally chose freak off. Mostly because I have no idea what that is but it sounds pretty cool. But for real, I would start an oil wrestling championship. It would be epic.

[OtterMan68]

donate them to local shelters for women and children

[Apple1996]

Good idea!

[verified]

Insert every single bottle individually up my own ass

[Apple1996]

I'd like a vid of that 👀

[SuchSightsToShowYou]

Maybe I could start a charity for people with dry skin.

[Apple1996]

Awh how sweet of you to help others ❤️

[SuchSightsToShowYou]

I'd be happy to give you a rub-down, if your skin feels dry.

[Apple1996]

I'll call you up when my eczema gets bad

[SuchSightsToShowYou]

How about your grapefruits? Are they properly moisturized?

[TCredo]

Not knowing exactly what it is... a "freak off" sounds fun lol :)

[jackieistired]

It’s extremely gross, Google it

[vicphilips]

I would love to apply to ur body so whole naked body if you want 😏

[Apple1996]

Maybe 👀

[vicphilips]

Can you come to dm box? 😏

[Still-alive]

Well i guess i could donate them to homeless moms

P Diddy diddled just a bit too much it seems.

[Anonymous]

time to experiment on how flammable it is and if its good enough take it with me next time i go camping

[Cubus]

Keep it in case I ever needed to moisturize something

[beefcakebradybatson]

Make that POS Combs swallow the contents of all 1,000 bottles !!!

[Ladsin2]

I presume find a mother that needs oil for her baby.

[MrGSpotHer]

Revert to a new kind of being one that is at one the oil

[Anonymous]

I have no use for the baby oil but my girl and I could definitely put the lube to good use.

[FunkyMonkee]

Use it to cook babies! What else?

[Apple1996]

Babies are delicious 😋

[FunkyMonkee]

Deeeeliciousness!! Nuuuuutriciousness!!

[Dargil]

I'm kind of ordinary. Run it in my Diesel pickup mixed with fuel. Can't waste it!

[Jersey2]

Drown human traffickers in it.

[Apple1996]

Best idea yet

[DrPepper12]

I'm thinking bikini wrestling...

[Apple1996]

Ooo fun idea

[Nikki1989]

Lifetime supply of lube, I guess.

[Agape93]

Lubricate a whole street

[legalboxers]

lube and other stuff

[Apple1996]

Lube for what? 👀

[legalboxers]

@Apple1996 front and rear access.. not to mention as slipping and siding on the body

[legalboxers]

@Apple1996 he did it.. not promoting it..

[Apple1996]

Nah baby oil ain't good for that

[msc545]

Give them away fast.

[Apple1996]

To who?

[msc545]

whoever you want

[SugarSugarplum]

I'd find squeaky babies and "oil" them.

[Account]

Unlimited lip scrub and skin moisturizer

[nolabels]

I'd definitely get my freak on with them.

[AviatorTom]

One very busy massage parlor?

[bluesparrow]

Freak off.

[Apple1996]

What is a freak off?

[bluesparrow]

I first heard about this on the news yesterday. I only know as much as you do about it.

[jackieistired]

It’s basically an event when he video tapes rapes when all the girls are on drugs for days at a time, it’s very awful

[stratford]

That would be a serious Nuru massage 😂

[stratford]

In all seriousness though, I shouldn't make fun of this situation. If he has done the things he is accused of, its terrible.

[KittygosMeoWW]

Eww lol it’s not even lube

[Jennz6]

Anal sex

[Apple1996]

That'd be a lot of anal sex to use up all the lube

[Jennz6]

What else is there?

[Wiredone]

I'd just donate them all

[Juxtapose]

I would sell them.

[Charliefretz329]

Sell them for a profit

[Bklynbadboy12]

He's moisturizing his situation!!!

[Anonymous]

Yikes, that's a lot of butt lube.

[whataGIRLLwants]

I’d use it for lotion 🙂‍↕️

[jamesgoldman]

I'd sell it

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Sell it

[Aiko_E_Lara]

And experiment some of it

[FenixG45]

Something with you!

[Slim57]

Try to sell them