If you got a fortune cookie that told you to divorce your spouse/end your relationship what would you do?

If you got a fortune cookie that told you to divorce your spouse/end your relationship what would you do?
Well i guess ill do what the cookie says
Just laugh at it
Complain to the restaurant about it
Make fun of it
Wait a minute, im single. o. O
It's probably a Chinese conspiracy. just what they want!
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If you got a fortune cookie that told you to divorce your spouse/end your relationship what would you do?
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