If your fortune cookie fortune told you to leave who you were with currently for someone else, would you consider it?

[Still-alive]

Yeah i'd consider it. Fortune cookie fortunes are serious business!

No of course not

It depends (please explain)

I have no partner and want to see results

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+1 y

This is a joke question guys calm it down lol

[ohshee]

I don't know what happens if I opened up a fortune cookies and it says you have 15 dogs in your backyard in 3 weeks I want you to walk barefooted and blindfolded to The Back Fence and back would you do it

Or one fortune cookie might say go to the bank take all your money out and burn it because in three days you're going to have an abundance of money would you do it

Or another one that says would having sex with your girlfriend she wants you to get to the point to stick your dick in a pencil sharpener
Would you do it

[Waldoe]

I have only had 3 fortune cookies that said this... and I left all 3 times, 3 different women, then I found out the waitress at the Chinese food 'take out' was trying to "Hit" on me, and putting those in my orders... so I went back to that Take Out to confront her, but they were out of business... so after that I wandered the streets alone and forlorn... when suddenly I felt a Tug at my pants leg... I looked down to see a Hobo looking up at me... he was really pulling on my leg HARD... almost as hard as I'm pulling yours

[AwesomeCookie]

Lol. Don't be silly no one actually believes in fortune cookies.. let alone reads the note !!

[Still-alive]

i read them and add 'in bed' after whatever it says :P

[Crazycookie23]

Yep, lol. The sign can't get anymore clearer than that

[SecretsofKB]

Hell to the no...

I'm already with the love of my life. That fortune cookie and F off...

[Desconhecida]

A fortune cookie? It would have to be one baked by GOD!

[Lucy68]

Hell no, why on earth would I leave my significant other over a fortune cookie. However, there's a funny story of someone I know who did that. So when I was a freshman in highschool one of my best friends at the time broke up with her boyfriend because a fortune cookie told her too. Well he was pissed and she said you had to ", honour the fortune cookie". Let's just say that was a long long day at school considering that was the talk of the school (I'm from a rural small town)

[Chlo3_2001]

First of all, I'm not with anyone so I'd be confused. Second of all, if you need a cookie to convince you to leave someone then leave them because the partner you're leaving probably deserves better anyway.

[Nobefore]

If he is a good person to me, I'll likely consider that sign in a different way. I'll probably think this as a warning to let go of a bad side of me since I have a nice guy. Leave a bad side of your sign. That is most likely what I'm gonna think.

[valentina4eva]

i don’t have a partner currently so i need one of those specific fortune cookiesss!!😅😅

[Still-alive]

odd my fortune says to go after chicks with the #4 in their usernames. :o

[valentina4eva]

hmm i’ll let u know if i see any!!🧐🧐

[VinnyMac]

No, because usually fortune cookies are a kind message and they never tell you what you should do. That being said I'm in a happy relationship and even if I was single I wouldn't give thought or do anything in a message that came out of a cookie.

[Mango-man]

Nope. And this vague message would probably mean I should get an animal companion, like a dog or cat. And their pure affection would then bring me happiness.

[NiListicIntelectual]

If I was retarded.. maybe,
there's no way that something someone wrote on a piece of paper, shoved it out to random people, then jus because I picked it up it's true... Think about it... You'd have to be retardrd to believe in those cookies

[menina]

Well I'm single, so I would take the fortune cookie very seriously Lol

[Passion_Devil]

He has not given me a reason to be unhappy in the relationship, so I would ignore the message and feed him the cookie

[Apulu_3]

But the people who make fortune cookies always give positive notes...

[DonkeyDan]

No I'll just ignore it, those fortune cookies are always trying to start trouble.

[petitedollbabee]

I wouldn’t as we’ve just moved in together and I love him too much to consider leaving.

[NathanDavis]

am I the only one that's never seen a fortune cookie? lol

[skyeee_]

nope

[dustybiker]

You have missed nothing.

[NathanDavis]

but now I am really really curious

[dustybiker]

They are fun in a covid lockdown. Then the cookie is gone.. even the crumbs, as you were that bored. You’re stuck with nothing but a small, useless, piece of paper, wondering if there is any truth in the message. Then remember they are printed out by the millions, machine trimmed and stuffed into hot cookies. Sending them out to harass innocent, hungry, humans who simply craved Chinese food. Humans that didn’t sign up for that kind of pressure. Nope. Pass.

[NathanDavis]

@dustybiker lmfao... such is destiny...

[dustybiker]

@NathanDavis Always the risk taker. Course when dodging bullets on a regular basis, what’s a little cookie?

[NathanDavis]

@dustybiker lmao... calculated risks, though

that's how I won at poker

[dustybiker]

I thought you’ve been on a losing streak? Better hold off on the cookies.

[NathanDavis]

@dustybiker just on sports and speaking of which... I won a bet just recently, because Brady is back to the NFL from retirement... and I had a double or nothing on that!!

[dustybiker]

@NathanDavis Ha! Glad I didn’t cave. 😝

[Ninania]

No, yhat would be silly! I'd welcome my new love into our poly family.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

No of course not but look they could predict the 2024 US Presidential Election on who wins

[RoccoJones]

No way! If a *fortune*cookie* told me to stick with my wife, I'd take that as a sign than I need to slip out the back jack!

[IsoUser]

No, but I am guessing that you still believe in fortune tellers.

[driven159]

Its a piece of paper with type on it from a machine