If a pineapple became president of the moon, what would its first law be regarding space squirrels?

[LiaRaven]

[Static_In_The_Attic]

This is a nutty situation & regarding space squirrels the first law the pineapple president on the moon would pass would be the following law.

No Playing With Your Nuts In Public.

If a space squirrel or any other individual or individuals are caught they will get sent to a crater on the dark side of the moon & playing with your nuts is only permitted during a lunar eclipse.

No Mooning!

[Shiprex]

Space squirrels would be given free parking while on duty collecting galactic nuts and berries for the residents of Moonaria

[andreasderjuengere]

Errrmmmm... ''All illegal squirrels must be deported" ?

[Grond21]

No more meteor parties on Mondays.

Obviously

[Anonymous]

Space squirrels would have to pay taxes for every nut they eat per day :P

[WonderingManII]

What are you smoking?

[TallAnon]

Cockroaches are not allowed to crochet

[Dongie]

No eating pineapple.

[CubaPirate]

No Clangers