I want to donate Sperm as a 37 year old Man within North Carolina to make Sure that I am not infertile?

[WeezertheTeazer]

I live within the greater Wilmington NC area but my only problem is that I can't find a facility that will accept Me as an ex- felon who has turned his life around as ever facility discriminates against 25 year old non- violent felony records. So far I've found no luck. Any of Y'all know of a facility that doesn't do background checks? Thanks.

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7 mo

I sold marijuana as a 12 year old in middle school

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7 mo

Tried as an adult and released from prison at age 25 after a 13 year prison sentence

[Boromir]

You can buy home tests like Yo! Sperm test that will even show you a video of your tadpoles plus an analysis of how good they swim.

Otherwise, a medical lab can do such a test for you.

Otherwise, download ‘Just a baby’, sort of a tinder where single mothers by choice and lesbian couples try to find sperm donors. Here your fertility OK comes in the shape of a lesbian couple ghosting you after the 3rd try.

[slatyb]

"I can't find a facility that will accept me" No, and it's unlikely that any will. Women aren't assigned donors at random. They are given a list of donors with a lot of information about their lives. Who do they choose? Youngish men of high intelligence and accomplishment.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

You could just ask a doctor to check your sperm count instead of a sperm bank. They won’t take your sperm period because you’re a felon and none of the women they’re inseminating want prisoner sperm

[WeezertheTeazer]

Oh well, I will just have to settle for running for president and pardoning Myself in my 4th year in office. It worked for a Man with the initials D. J. T. for 34 felony convictions it might just work for Me! As far as IVF receiving Women not wanting "prisoner sperm" what they don't know about my testicles won't hurt them.

[Anonymous]

Just go to a doctor to have it tested.

[WeezertheTeazer]

Finally, someone who gives Me no crap... Just advice! I respect that

[seeyounexttuesday]

This isn't google. And bullshit you were "tried as an adult" for just selling some pot at 12 years old and given 13 years in prison.

[WeezertheTeazer]

Miami Dade Florida is over the top on punishing drug offenses even compared to other Republican tough on crime Red States. If I had been caught as a 12 year old where I live now it would have been highly unlikely to have happened.

[seeyounexttuesday]

Still BS