If you were a cat and just got scolded for scratching the furniture by your owner what would you do in response?

[Still-alive]

Hiss at owner

Attack owner

Just stare at owner bewildered

Meow and just generally act cute at owner until they relent and give me treats instead of more scolding (always works!)

Run away!

Act like i learned my lesson (but then just do it again later lols)

Other cat behavior

[Orion84]

I will act properly chastised, as I am a cat, and a master bullshit artist.

Then I will find a cardboard box to hide in, and bide my time, before getting my revenge at 3am by hacking somewhere in the house for 30 minutes, waking my owner.

When they try to find me, I will stay carefully hidden, so they have no idea where the inevitable hairball will be deposited, but it will definitely be somewhere that it is sure to get stepped on, unexpectedly, with bare feet.

Then I'll knock some shit off the counter, for good measure, because I am cat. My default mode is devious evil. 😈

[msmissydc]

Cats dont have owners, they have servants.

I just act cute, and let servant repair the faulty underlay.

[queenofcardio]

So cute aww 😍