Is February the longest month?

[RandomGirl42]

I don't care what the calendar says, I swear February is the longest month ever. It seems to be the coldest, the stormiest and the most political. As in, we have Washington's Birthday, Lincoln's Birthday and Presidents Day. So, like, what am I supposed to do with all that?

Mostly for President's Day I just see ads for cars 'cuz , like, I'm sure George Washington fought for the Freedom of this Country so he could go buy a new Ford truck. And what am I supposed to do for Lincoln's Birthday? Go have a shot?

Ok, I apologize to you all wholeheartedly for that really bad, tasteless joke and I promise never to do it again. Mostly.

But I am still going to go have the shot, and I ask, Is February the longest month?

Actual simulation of Random having a shot for Presidents Day

[OneViewpoint]

Shut Up!!! No February is cold and perfect for snow or preserving snow that is already covering a mountain. More snow = more better. I am an adrenaline addicted skier. February should be 12 months of the year. Kneel and pray for the next ice age.

[RandomGirl42]

You are so NOT getting the MHO. 🤣

[AngryCarl3]

It certainly feels that way. I vote to cancel February and proceed directly to March.

[RandomGirl42]

I agree! 🤣

[FreyaRed]

In January I need one week to get sober after new years eve and March starts usually Spring here. ASPD makes me immune against depressions, February doesn't bother me.

[RandomGirl42]

I don't get sober til 1 week after March! 🤣

[Nikki1989]

All months can seem long if you have a dull life, but keep busy, and the days will fly by.

[Simslover92]

I totally agree. Although my life isn't the most spectacular, I try my best to keep it from being dull by keeping busy and that certainly has made the time fly by.

[NathanDavis]

to me... it is August

not only one of the hottestest summerest months... but also the last one of them

after Hellish, June and July... I still have to survive through another whole, full, month of seemingly never ending and absurdly extreme, sustained heat...

[ohsheeT]

Well, I'm glad that George got a Ford. And according to abe's smirk on his face , I think he's already has a plan

[loveslongnails]

You don't really know too much about old George Washington, do you?

[RandomGirl42]

He likes Chevy's instead?

[loveslongnails]

Cute.

[Billlewis]

I think this is one of the best questions I’ve ever seen asked on this site.

[Lliam]

Perplexingly, February is the shortest month and feels like the longest.

[NoDecision]

With all the snow we have had I think it is January this year.

[queenofcardio]

I feel like March is because I'm waiting and hoping for an early spring

[douride2]

in my opinion the long dark days of January seem to stretch on for ever.

[Mike_Hum]

After 6 months of January, February will be a breeze.

[Siajanua2027]

Definitely the most confusing month (never know how many days there are in February on a given year) :))

[purplepoppy]

Definitely the hardest month to spell

[Twodogs0525]

Every four years it is.

[beenherebefore]

January always feels really long to me.

[ImalwaysrightOK]

I feel like March is.

[exitseven]

March is the unkindest month of all.

[Zionne]

it feels the longest, but then it's not

[beefcakebradybatson]

EVERYTHING in America has been monetized.

[fish5505_87]

That's cause your at your wits ends!

[zombiewoof]

Sometimes seems like it

[Fʊʟʟʍօօn]

shortest month..