Farting in bed when you sleep.

[Anonymous]

Does your partner fart in bed? My boyfriend said I do. *blush*

[joystickhappy]

WOAH GIRLS FART?! But seriously I don't think there's a person alive that doesn't fart. I'm pretty sure that's part of being a human. It's not your fault that you can't hold it is when you're asleep. I do a bunch of gross crap when I'm asleep, drooling all over the place like a faucet and yeah probably farting too. It's not like we have control over it when we're sleeping so why worry about it. If someone complains about me farting when I'm sleeping I'm just gonna start farting more when I'm awake that way they don't have to worry about when I'm asleep.

[Applefan1]

Don't be embarrassed, its natural, you can't help it because when your asleep your body relaxes including all your muscles. When you butt muscles relax out comes all the gas lol. Don't worry about it. It is really bad for you insides to hold it in anyway.

[ColdFeet]

My ex would fart constantly. And in public. He thought nobody could tell but he would be pulling the fart face and sticking his ass out and it was audible even though he thought it was silent. But the night was the worst. I hated when he'd go to sleep with his ass pointed at me. His farts would rock the foundations. I'm surprised he could sleep through it.

[Joedog]

Glad he is your ex!

[ColdFeet]

Not as glad as I am!

[teasegirl]

Lmao this is terrible

[Asker]

LOL! The last sentence.

[Anonymous]

I'm sure I do, but no one has ever told me about it, haha!

My parents are opposite of what most are. My mom burps and farts like crazy all the time, my dad never does. I repeat, NEVER... except when he's sleeping. I've literally only heard my dad fart maybe 2 or 3 times in my 27 years, and they were all when he was sleeping, haha! Funny.

[teasegirl]

Is not your fault, if you're sleeping he understands. I'm sure if he farted while he slept you wouldn't mind. If you did that awake and acted totally normal about it that would be different. Manners while sleeping don't apply.

[imjustadude]

Everybody farts. The most embrassing is when a girl farts during sex which you know can happen if a well endowed guy puts it in there after he took you out for dinner. The gas has to go somewhere. Nothing like feeling a fart go by your balls. (I am going to get downvoted for this, but I couldn't resist.)

[DanteSparda]

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[VeohTV]

You're only human. lol

Just my opinion.,... the appropriate thing you could do is step out of the bed for a second and then fart, same goes for if he has to fart.

I'm single but if I had someone I would compromise with my spouse for us to do that when we feel like the fart is coming. It just shows mannars.

[Asker]

I don't sleep walk.

[VeohTV]

I never notice people can fart while their sleeping. Evern if they did, I'm sure the other person is sleeping to where they never heard another farted.

[HH123453421]

Haha is this you? link

[teasegirl]

Lmao!

[Asker]

LMAO! No where me and my boyfriend live we don't have a balcony. Sounds like she needs a diet change.

[nicenthic]

Or lord. As long as you don't eat a lot of eggs. And please don't try the dutch oven on him. He might never wake up.

[Joedog]

A sadistic farter lets one go in bed and then pulls the sheet over your head!

[Theguyoverthere]

My first girlfriend did once at night when we were awake... so I spanked her.

[martyfellow]

Last I checked, we all do this, unless we're on a ritual fast and not eating anything...

[cun7n1nja]

Not eating makes me feel MORE gassy, lol, nothing in the stomach but air at that point.

[martyfellow]

After 24 hours or so, all the gas is gone...maybe ot farting is part of the spiritual experience you get from fasting?

[theblondeguy]

it probably happens to everyone but your sleeping o no one should judge...

[beastman88]

well the body totally relaxes in sleep so I think its natural

[humanbeing]

u are a girl so it should smell like a perfume. does it smell like a perfume? does your fart acts as a room freshener? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Sebers12]

Stupid! The most sexy thing about women is being human. They can be equaly stinky like men. I expect this!

[Anonymous]

ITS OK ITS NATURAL :) ITS LIKE SNORING WITH YOUR BUTT.

[Anonymous]

Everyone farts in their sleep. My wife does it all the time, as I'm sure I do as well. I think its adorable.

[doctorwhofan23]

I think everyone oes even if that don't know it. It is a natural function all people do"

[Anonymous]

I've always been told that girls don't have fart glands.

[Anonymous]

My girlfriend does this all the time and urghhhh I hate it when she farts in the room or poos in my toilets.

[teasegirl]

Haha that's mean

[Tycho]

Lol it's human nature though, everybody is bound to do it at some point

[Asker]

You want a robot?

[Opinion Owner]

I don't particularly like other people using my toilet so she should use the toilet at her own place and stop farting while at mine.

[cun7n1nja]

LOL you do realize how unrealistic that sounds though, right? When you have to go, you have to go.

[Sebers12]

Farting is the most sexy thing that girls do. It suck that many people like you exist.

[cavmanier]

I haven't noticed that.

[Prof_Don]

I believe everyone does...everyone farts! :-P

[CasaNorba]

that sounds kinda cute

[brooklynboy]

now that's just nasty

[Anonymous]

It happens. Everyone farts