myTakes

Because maybe you won't have it anymore. After heard the song When I was Your Man by Bruno Mars played on the radio, there's one line lyric that stuck in my mind, "Should've gave you all my hours, when I had the chance"....

1. I'm not submissive For the life of me, I won't kiss your ass and be your slave ALL THE TIME. My mom didn't give birth to me just so I could be a fucking pushover. Hell, I was born to be a badass. Get that right. 2....

1. Follow a bunch of random chicks on Instagram. Seems innocent because hey, every other dude does the same, right? Well no. Additionally, commenting like some thirsty bozo under their pictures? Congrats buddy, you've...

As a kid, I can vividly recall the small park in our neighborhood having a huge metal slide exactly like the one above. When the temperatures reached into the high 90s, or even just a bit warmer with a glint of the sun,...

Healthy, shiny, beautiful hair is essential for a good hairstyle, haircut and overall appearance of a person. The better looking you are, the more opportunities you are presented in life, and hair is definitely part of...

Disclaimer: I am 100% certain that there will be several egregious errors in this take. Me thinks, that's the point. Grammar police think they are God's gift to humanity. They have made it their sworn duty on earth to be...

We constantly hear the phrase from women that we are always objectified by men. We hear about how wrong and degrading it is. However, as a woman, I can say myself that just as many men are objectified by women too. This...

1. What it's like to go back in time Unless you've been camping somewhere deep in the wilderness, if you live in a big city, it is never quiet. There are sirens and music blasting at all hours of the day, there are...

What do you think about when you hear the word "internet"? Instagram? Youtube? Facebook? These are the first things that come to our mind when we hear that word. But internet is not limited with these things. Like...

Sausage, eggs and a fried slice is great served up in a greasy spoon cafe for a bunch of taxi drivers, but is no meal to present a girl you are trying to impress. Ladies Like fuss, frills and that kind of stuff, so what...

Nearly 4 weeks ago now I decided to quit my job. I was making really awesome money as a lead RN, I only worked 15 minutes from my house, my boss was never there, I pretty much could work the hours I wanted, benefits..the...

As our society continues along the complex and arduous road towards gender equality, it's important to consider how dating and romance should be impacted. With equal rights must come equal effort and equal responsibility....

A week before my freshman year of college was to start and I was to move into the dorms with my mystery roommate, she finally returned one of 2 messages I'd left for her over the summer, that just said she'd found an...

"Blue Whale" is not a game that you can buy from stores nor a mobile game that you can set up. According to rumors , the people who want to play that game share things on Vk(a popular platform in Russia) by "Blue Whale"...

A Maxi dress or skirt is a floor or ankle length informal dress or skirt. Maxi dresses and skirts are formfitting at the top and loose flowing at the bottom, and cut to flow over the body. Maxi's should be one of your...

Power is an aphrodisiac for most women, the symbols of which are objects such as sports cars, expensive clothes and smart watches. These can all be hard to come by when you are a young chap so if you don't have access to...

Last year, I got out of an abusive relationship. My ex would hit me, rape me, and emotionally abuse me. His male friends would text me saying I was dumb to be leaving him, that he was a good guy. When I sent them proof...

1. Don't blow your nose In most Asian countries, blowing the nose in social public is disgusting. In Japan, you can sniff but you can't blow it. 2. Don't talk on the phone on the train There are three main reasons...

Over the weekend I happened across this video of Jim Carrey being interviewed at NYFW. https://www.youtube.com/embed/-JmNKGfFj7w It resulted in a personal analysis of the fashion industry and ultimately the consumerist...

So I have exactly 16 days before I start writing and for the past month and a half I've been in study mode, barely sleeping ,not going out, I even gave up my phone so I had no distractions... So yesterday I went and wrote...