Things I'd Do for the Boyfriend I Don't Have

[KBob93]

Send Selfies

I'm not talking necessarily something scandalous (although those can be fun!), but I'd like to send something funny or neat to him whenever I can, such as me with a flower in my hair or in a new sundress, or screwing around at Wal-Mart.

Cook Him Breakfast in Bed

I used to do this for my ex, and it's really fun snooping around the kitchen for stuff & getting creative! Then seeing his eyes light up when you bring it to him is the best.

Full Body Massage

I'm pretty damn good at this, & I've got no one to bestow this upon. :( But I'd do everything, even feet. I don't mind feet.

File His Nails

If his fingernails or toenails weren't even, I'd like to make them so. Plus, it'd make him feel pampered, I'd imagine.

Give Him a Bath

Not going to lie, I think that'd be fun! At least washing his back and hair.

I can't wait for my next relationship. I hope it's with someone who'd deserve it in the long run!

[vishna]

My boyfriend loves the massages I give him. And I love the massages he gives me.

He also loves free food, who doesn't? Haha.

And we have really relaxing times in the tub together. It's serene bonding.

I wouldn't file his nails, 1) I'm not his slave 2) I'm not even good at that. And I wouldn't expect him to file my nails.

Selfies are cool, snapchat is great.

[BertMacklinFBI]

this is really nice, like really its really nice.

[Anonymous]

lol i have never thought of doing any of these things, except maybe cook for him and lay it out for him at the table and make something he likes. but the rest... nope... the selfies maybe but i dont like pics much. the only thing i could think of i would do is if he needed me make sure i could be by his side.

[dogbert444]

You really are one generous, loving lady!! You should have, and deserve, a queue of decent guys knocking on your front door. You can pick the best.

The really nice thing for him would be to pamper you in return. To make you feel really loved!

[ObscuredBeyond]

I'll manage my own nails, and I'd be worried that breakfast in bed would leave crumbs or some-such all over the sheets. But the rest sounds like a pretty good plan.

[HookingSwan]

I'd do most of the stuff you said here. I already do number 1 (it's long distance so... the only available option for me lol)

And kuddos. your man would be lucky :)

[ThisDudeHere]

God bless your soul and to the guy that will eventually make you his.. you're one lucky guy, appreciate it and don't screw up.

[PiuBelloAmante]

💔😭 you are amazing
You had me at "I don't mind feet" lol 😝😝😝

[KBob93]

You like your feet rubbed?

[PiuBelloAmante]

Yeah but I enjoy massaging other people feet more! 😊
I think reciprocation is key!
You sound like you make an excellent girlfriend
I hope whoever dates you next does all these things for you too

[genericname85]

thing is: as soon as you have one, you won´t want to do this shit anymore xD at least not after some time together.

[KBob93]

yes I will

[genericname85]

Well I have no way of disproving you anyway xD

[GirlScout]

Oh yuck, doing someone else's nails grosses me out so much!

[elew4too]

Throw some nookie in there, and that man is going nowhere.

[GoodDogNigel]

"At least washing his back and hair."

What about his back hair?

[jessicorn]

LOL GROSS

[John_Doesnt]

Unless you're a hot redhead I don't care what a woman does for me.

[KBob93]

My hair's blonde-red

[John_Doesnt]

Doesn't count. You need to be a full ginger.

[KBob93]

haha darn

[Spotme]

"File his nails" and "Give him a bath" LOL xD!

I never actually thought about it, but now that I saw it, I want it.. I'm not gay though.

[mrsingle]

Id do this for a girl too. My massages are the best I've been told 😄

[martian12345]

I'd like if my girl helps me shave. N then we see what she would look like in a foam beard.
by the way hope you get a boyfriend that deserves you

[Tomsta]

I'd do those things back to you, i'm rather good with massages myself

[Anonymous]

When you DO have a boyfriend, he will be a very lucky guy.

[fulloflife]

That's so sweet!

[fulloflife]

Why did u go Anonymous?

[Opinion Owner]

@fulloflife I always go anonymous because I find people prejudge answers based on who they user is and what they think about past answers.

[hotstuffSRD]

Ok enough 😶
Tell me 😜
where do you live and how to impress you LOL 😁

[fulloflife]

Thirsty or nah?

[hotstuffSRD]

A crow is always thirsty 😂

[hotstuffSRD]

@fulloflife jk 😂

[DamnCurtis]

Oh shit I would love filed* nails.

[coffeprince]

Those little heart pancakes are hella cute

[Viperkiss]

Ok I'll take someone like you please!!!