How you know your relationship has reached the point of you two acting like an old, married couple...

How you know your relationship has reached the point of you two acting like an old, married couple...


Little black dress? More like your favourite pair of sweats and let’s call it a night


When you first started dating, regular visits to the fancier restaurants around your area were the norm. The lady gets all dolled up, the guy is freshly shaved and wearing the shirt he knows she likes him in best.


How you know your relationship has reached the point of you two acting like an old, married couple...


Nights out on the town have turned into grocery runs


Back in the day when you two were both in your late teens or early 20’s, weekends would be spent taking shots or going down town. Now, whether it be a grocery run at Costco, or browsing various departments at Ikea and finding a middle-ground on how you two would decorate your hypothetical shared living arrangements, both can be just as fun, if not more, than shooting back some Jaeger bombs together.


How you know your relationship has reached the point of you two acting like an old, married couple...


Cooking for two


Even if you two don’t live together just yet, grocery shopping trips you make solo will be often with your significant other in mind. They’re vegetarian? You’ll make sure to stock up on tofu and a generous assortment of veggies. They like prefer flat noodles versus the bow-styled ones? All the same to you. Might as well go with the flat ones in case they drop by and you happen to have some pasta on the stove.


You go to the bathroom with the door open


When you first start dating, most people are usually on their best behaviour. Girls will take care to not take overly large bites if, usually order a salad if you go out to eat. Burping is a big no-no, to maintain a ladylike demeanor. If we must, we do so ninja-style. Until comes the day that all of a sudden, you leave it all hanging out. The day when you’re having a conversation together, then before you realize it, he’s standing in front of the toilet and taking a whiz, just like that.


Of course this façade has an end-point as we’re all human, in the end. Same shit, different day.


How you know your relationship has reached the point of you two acting like an old, married couple...


Finishing each other’s sentences


Reference inside jokes shared between you two when you’re with friends, friends end up thinking you’re in the loony bin.


How you know your relationship has reached the point of you two acting like an old, married couple...


...Granny panties


When sexual activities just start between you two, it’s like the beginning of a whole new chapter. No starfish in sight. Boundary lines will be slightly crossed. The lingerie will come out. Bras will coincidentally perfectly coordinated with thongs. Till the day your true colours will come out. By true colours, I mean granny panties. No more red&black lacy bras.
(Cotton ones are so much more practical, not quite as scratchy.)


How you know your relationship has reached the point of you two acting like an old, married couple...

How you know your relationship has reached the point of you two acting like an old, married couple...
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