The kinds of women that give the good ladies a bad name

[LittleSally]

1. The girl that never calls or texts back

2. The girl that stalls and pretends she likes you but is just too afraid to admit she doesn't

3. The girl that expects a guy to pay for everything

4. The girl that wears extremely high heels all the time so guys think that's actually doable for all of us

5. The girl that check their bf's phones, e-mails, social media accounts...

6. The girl who plan their wedding but don't even have a boyfriend

7. The girl who wants to always be a part of her bf's guy's night

8. The girl that is extremely made up, dressed in revealing outfits but expects not to get hit on

9. The girl that goes on dates and only orders a salad

10. The girl that wear thongs only

11. The girl that 'loves' someone as soon as she meets them

12. The girl that is passive agressive

13. The girl that is an attention whore

[Chief16]

1) Spends more than she earns, buying stuff she'll never use.
2) Criticizes men for watching porn, but says pornstars have great personalities.
3) Do not unclog hair from shower sink after a shower.
4) Thinks all men just want sex. Believes Morning Wood is a myth.
5) Farts and says its your fault.
6) Lacks basic bathroom hygiene. Doesn't replace toothpaste cap. Uses your toothbrush and says its your fault. Buy separate shampoos, but hers get over first, your fault. Doesn't empty used tampons from the bathroom trashcan, your fault. Takes the newspaper to the bathroom, can't find it, YOUR DAMN FAULT. EVERYTHING is your fault.
7) Says brains over brawns, shorts the whole house trying to fix up the circuit board and then goes beauty over brains and then says 'meh'.
8) Snores, but says you snore, how you know you don't snore? YOU WERE AWAKE THE WHOLE NIGHT.
9) Thinks 50 Shades Of Grey is the new sex bible.
10) Arnold Schwarzenegger is Gay? This chick be crazy.
11) Thinks only guys have and can be assholes.
12) Puts on Rebecca Black's Friday on Thursday evenings and sings ever single word out loud.
13) Thinks all of the above makes her the perfect girl.

[OfAfricandescent]

Ha! Number 11 on your list makes me laugh.

[redeyemindtricks]

Hehe. Damn, boy. Sounds like you've made some wrong choices in the girl game...

A lot of men don't regularly get "morning wood", fyi. It's far from universal.

[Chief16]

@redeyemindtricks well... You don't have to say that out loud. Lol.

[SunsetRose]

Preach!

[Joc4Position]

I watch Scream Queens :P

1. This is just like the other take with the guys. There could be a million reasons as to why they wouldn't call or text back. Flaking isn't good though. If that's what you're talking about.

2. Yeah flaking. Biscuits.

3. I'm too cheap for that.

4. Eh. I personally don't care if she wears heels or not. I think females care more about heels than guys do.

5. Makes you wonder if she has that cheating mindset and that's why she's insecure and checks his stuff huh?

6. Lol. I don't see the harm in that, but that's funny.

7. Yeah at times I wanna be alone at night.

8. True. Sometimes though I think it's a front. I think some females like the attention, but act like they don't.

9. I don't see the harm in that. I really don't. I don't care what she orders. She can just order a drink for all I care.

10. What's wrong with that? She can wear no underwear at all if she wants... just not while she's on her period because then there's potential of... well yeah you know. No need in explaining that.

11. Hopeless romantic? Or do I just not understand what a hopeless romantic is?

12. That's probably the biggest one. It's what women haters harp on the most probably.

13. Same as 8.

[bdbee]

Was recently dealing with one that was points: 2, 11, 12, and 13. As soon as she flaked the second time, I immediately cut her off. Now she's trying to get my attention and I haven't broken into it yet. Still annoying to deal with though.

[LittleSally]

I wouldn't give her a time of day again... You can do better. =)

[DBAOracle]

"The girl that stalls and pretends she likes you but is just too afraid to admit she doesn't."
Yup, that one is not so good.

"The girl that expects a guy to pay for everything."
Yeah, not so great either.

"The girl that goes on dates and only orders a salad."
Drives me nuts when I order lasagna... LOL.

[666threesixes666]

lol oracle db admins can get 200k a year jobs why are you complaining about paying for everything? nice to see a fellow linux fan boi

[DBAOracle]

@666threesixes666 "oracle db admins can get 200k a year jobs"
I only know of 1 person who made it close to this amount and he's at 180k.

"why are you complaining about paying for everything?"
It's not about what I afford and can't afford. It's about the principle...

[shyleah]

oh high heels, my friend can run, jump and practically dance in those things. I however, cannot get down the stairs. It took me forever to be able to walk enough to go to a formal, when I took them off shortly after I arrived (as did everyone else)

[redeyemindtricks]

You'll learn.

Actually, if you think about what you wrote there for a sec, you'll realize that it actually makes perfect sense.
Running, jumping, and dancing are things you do with almost 100% of yr bodyweight on the front of yr foot -- so, since heels just put yr weight on the front of yr foot anyway, it's not that much harder to do those things. (If you've ever worn track spikes, it's pretty similar, actually.)

Walking downhill, on the other hand, is THE single activity that puts the MOST weight on the BACK of yr foot!
So, in other words, that is going to be THE single hardest thing for you to manage in heels.
With a staircase you'll eventually learn to manage it -- but, when it comes to walking down an actual hill, you might find that you just have to take the shoes off, or else walk down the hill backwards.

So, yr just saying that yr friend can do all the things that are easy to do, but you can't do the things that are hard to do yet. No big surprise there. LOL

[M_A_X]

Yes yes yes. Oh my god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2PiYsReZyI

[dudeman]

you forgot the biggest one. the girl that fucks a lot of dudes.

[LittleSally]

Haha You're right... but I didn't write that in the guy version either... and it's a huuuuge flaw in both sexes.

[dudeman]

no i jjust dont considre women with a certain partner count or past a certain age.

[LittleSally]

Neither do I with men... So we agree on that.

[dudeman]

seems like we do

[ClassicRocker]

What's wrong with thongs? Maybe they just prefer them...

[Tarvold]

You want to know what kind of women really give all other women a bad name?

Women who judge other women.

[LittleSally]

So... all women?
That's rough. Hhahahaha

[Tarvold]

hahahaha... you said it, not me... hahahaha

[LittleSally]

:P
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[Azara]

salad is healthy. eating out generally isn't. salad is the safest choice.

[LittleSally]

Oh... I was thinking more along the lines a girl who really doesn't eat anything on a date except a salad because she's self conscious...

[UtopianLobotomy]

9,7,6,4 are not bad and they depend on the rest of the woman's qualities and circumstances. Worse things weren't mentioned

[mutedaisy]

What's wrong ordering salads when you go out or only wearing thongs? ._.

[LittleSally]

Nothing... but doing it all the time... seems a bit much.

[redeyemindtricks]

yeah nothin's wrong bc #salads4lyf

emergency procedure: in case of haters... just order TWO salads.
<3

[PT1911]

Here's the kicker:

They're only a small part of the female population.

They just end up getting all the attention

[LittleSally]

That's true...

[Smells-like-lavender]

The girl that doesn't expect to get hit on but it's wearing a reveling outfit. I never understood it, someone throughout your day will at least chat you up just because of it. You will get attention, even if you don't want to

[LittleSally]

Exactly...

[Love-travel]

why would they give the "good ladies" a bad name? cuz men are pinheads who generalize everything

[LittleSally]

Majority of people are... This site proves it.

[Toad-1]

lol don
t pin generalizations on men alone

[mikemx55]

"cuz men are pinheads who generalize everything", Who is generalizing now?

[Byakuyarko]

I could really extend this list but I made a resolution not to be a judgmental cunthead this year too.

[LittleSally]

Awww well good for you.

[ArtDent]

I'm okay with salad girl. And I have no problem popping in somewhere after the official dinner for her to get some more calories in her.

The rest of your list? Totally.

[redeyemindtricks]

Yeah whattt #salads4lyf yo?

I mean, that's even a cheap date, if it's the dude's turn. How is that a negatory? lol

[SuitAndTie]

In regards to number 8. Does she expect not to get hit on because she still has low self esteem or because she doesn't want to get hit on?

[LittleSally]

The second one... She taunts but doesn't want guys approaching her because it annoys her...

[Tisca4life]

What's wrong with planning marriage when don't have a bf?

[LittleSally]

It's strange and potentially sad. :(

[ArtDent]

Because the man, shockingly enough, has some say in it.

[Hal2002]

Because the women that do this, don't care about the guy they marry. It is all about her, and what she wants.

This type of female has a life plan, where everything has to happen in a time frame and god help the poor man that ends up with her.

As the saying goes: Life happens, while you are trying to make plans.

[Azara]

how is that different than knowing you are going to marry before you've met anyone. guys do that all the time.

[Hal2002]

@Azara There is a big difference between knowing you want to one day get married and have a family, and planning out a wedding years before you are in a serious relationship with someone.

Every female I know that has her wedding already planed out, also has her life planed out

[Hal2002]

@Azara This is the is the personality, that when things don't go as planed you see on snapped.

I know of women that have gone off the deep end, when their life plan did not live up to their fantasy.

I know a woman that had her life plan all laid out, get married at this age. Have couple of kids, and be the perfect family. She got married to a guys that was a great provider, had first baby and than found out she did not like being a mother. Made husbands life a living hell, before she just walked out on her husband and kid. Of course she blamed the husband, for her fantasy not turning out as she had planed.

Another woman had her daughters life planed out, daughter was supposed to be a mini her. She was supposed to be popular girly and a cheerleader like her mom, instead she got a daughter that was a daddy's girl and more a tomboy than girly. She made her daughter life hell, because daughter would rather spend time with dad than be with her.

[Zorax]

Good Take, it's true :D

[Righttobeararms83]

That describes every women ever