3 Simple Secrets to Keep Your Boy Happy, True, and Forever Kneeling at Your Feet!

[laurieluvsit]

Yes, I am quite serious, but the bigger question is…are you?

There are three secrets…BIG SECRETS, to keeping your boy happy, true and forever kneeling prostrate at your feet.
Yes, I said it!
It's all contained in 8 short words. These eight words will change your relationship with him forever.
Every minute he is away from you will seem like an eternity to him. He will lose concentration at work thinking about you and will dream of you night and day. He will want to name streets after you and erect your statue in the middle of Times Square in New York!

The florist will run out of flowers for you and you will forever blush in front of the multitudes of others astounded by all the praise he will constantly lavish upon you. You don't believe me do you? You are wondering what magic potion I am going to tell you how to mix up, or what spell I have in mind for you to put upon your boy, aren't you? But…yes, to some extent, it is a spell.

Have you begun to imagine what impossible scenario I may have concocted that is far beyond your reach and ability to carry out? You have, haven't you? And it's the "impossible" part you are focused on, isn't it? Well, I won't keep you guessing much longer.

As follows are just three... yes, I said ONLY THREE things he will ever need from you to keep him spell bound for a life time!

All three things are contained in these eight simple words.
Are you ready? Here they are...

GREAT FOOD;
EVEN BETTER SEX;
NO NAGGING - EVER!!!

SHOULD I REPEAT? ...ARE YOU STILL THERE? …HELLO?

Do you know how impossible these 3 things are for most girls today? Really? Are they impossible for you? They are? …3 SIMPLE things? Fail to come through on any one of these at your own peril! SUCCESS on each and every one and you will live a life of pampering and pleasures beyond your wildest dreams, in a perpetual relationship, with him worshiping you at your feet, forever! TODAY is the day of reckoning... yes, the next move is yours.

At this moment, you are standing at the crossroads, there are just two simple choices to make...

The one you choose will be your final one either way, and here they are...

1) Heed the opportunity you have now been given, this day, or...

2) Ignore the voice of truth, reason and wisdom.

In reality, and sadly, most girls choose number 2…Yes, I said CHOOSE! Because it is a choice. Which will you choose? ...Your choice.

How do I know all this at such a young age you ask? Well...

I have a very wise mother... AND A DADDY THAT WORSHIPS AT HER FEET!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Well said:
"GREAT FOOD;
EVEN BETTER SEX;
NO NAGGING - EVER!!!"
Right to the point and actually very simple! Really!

[laurieluvsit]

And, I must say your opinion was the same :)
You "get it" and are so sweet Ms DeeDee, thank you!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

@laurieluvsit: I couldn't have said it better that you did. So, I copied and pasted your lines from your myTake. Thanks for sharing that!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

@laurieluvsit: Thank you for the MHO selection! :)

[laurieluvsit]

You're welcome Ms DeeDee, and thank you for your great answer! :)

[Juxtapose]

GREAT FOOD;
EVEN BETTER SEX;
NO NAGGING - EVER!!!

Best advice ever, ESPECIALLY the no nagging bit.

[laurieluvsit]

Thank you for "getting it" Mr J!
Judging by some of the comments I have gotten, for many, it goes over their heads :)
You are most kind to take the time for such a wonderful reply!

[Juxtapose]

You are most welcome! And yeah, a lot of people would think you're trying to paint a picture of a submissive housewife and thus get offended. Silly people they are.

I'm a submissive man and don't need to be cooked for, but great sex and NO nagging (orders should only be given once, maybe twice) are a must for me.

And you are most kind yourself to give these women such wonderful advice! Any advice for us men looking to court women that doesn't involve being the "alpha" or a provider?

[laurieluvsit]

You know, that is a great question. Statistically, most girls do want the typical masculine male provider, by far, so you are looking for the other portion.
I really think this would be an excellent question for you to propose to the GAG community and get some feed back from some of those girls that do lean that direction, seriously.
Best wishes to you :)

[Juxtapose]

Thanks! Best wishes to you as well, good suggestion.

[Goodwifie]

Okay so let's turn this around.

1) Great food as far as I'm aware of most of the world's top chefs are men so I think you've got this one guys. 👍

2) Even better sex.
What can I say boys?
You can't cook a chook in a cold oven so don't try putting it in until turned it on 👉👌. I'm talking about foreplay guys actually it can be dragged out all day by flirting with her, make her feel gorgeous.

3) Nagging.
How to stop it or even prevent it altogether.
Just get up and get the shit done that needs to be done.

[Unit1]

Upvoted :) It sounds good! I like that.

[Goodwifie]

@Unit1 thank you.
I was half expecting a heap of guys to object to my opinion.

[Unit1]

Those kinds of boys aren't boyfriend material.
I like women, who are cooperative and honest. 👩😍

[Logorithim]

Although those three things are great, I'm a pretty good cook, so I don't need her for that. i would substitute intellectual stimulation for that, since "no nagging" already implies a good personality.

[RickPen]

This article really distills down the writer's relationship experience, and understanding of some men.

Great food? That's kind of funny, as I have my own recipes, and cook my own food more often than anyone. I met one girl who cooks well, and can bake better than I can, so that was a win.

Better sex? As someone who's had RIC nerve damage throughout life, I've had to basically ignore that instinct, which completely removes any power of sex in my life. It's also very frustrating to some women who know that they can't hold that over me.

No nagging? I'm my own person, so nagging me is not going to accomplish anything. I'll just keep doing what needs to be done. If there is mutual respect, then nagging isn't needed, as we would understand one another. If you don't respect me, why should you expect me to do it for you in a mutual relationship? Isn't that a bit selfish?

In summary, this article only appeals to a specific type of female who is expecting a specific type of male. The stereotypes aren't helpful, but that's my opinion, all based on my life experiences.

[Madirashed]

Well... i agree that those three are important but this isn't averything... no nagging okay this is really annoying but that doesn't mean that you don't debate at all... and you have support him like you expecting him to support you too... take care of him at his bad time we all know that life never been easy and it will never be... you stress of life job bills saving money for kids school planing for the future... etc... it's all on you or on him it's on both of you... you have to strugle together as a team you're biulding home not house it's harder than running a big company you have to take resbonsibility both of you raising kids boys or girls is not easy and this is the most stressfull thing ever specially teenagers... and there's a lot more than that... but the most important part of all that is you have to love them not just him you to love the idea of marrige and you have to remember can be happy all the time... so you both have to strugle to make it work... great take by the way this is better than discussion sex this is a real thing... have a nice day.

[JimRSmith]

Wow, where to start with this?

Perhaps with your complete oversimplification of relationships and people's individual needs within them.

Then the way you've objectified men, with your lack of perception of them as individual intellectual people with individual needs.

What about love languages? You've mentioned absolutely nothing about that, either.

You seem to think it's just about feeding him, fucking him, and then giving him some space.

Have you ever been in an actual adult relationship? You're clearly not in one at the moment.

[Goodwifie]

I don't even like the term to be a nag.
Sometimes the other person doesn't notice their spouses need for help.

[JimRSmith]

@Goodwifie Yes, quite.

Suffer in silence is what this Take appears to be advocating, if I'm reading it correctly?

[Goodwifie]

Yep just totally disregard your own feelings and only worry about his needs.
I'm going to get to work on my own opinion about this.

[freakyzeaky]

Treat your man like a king and he will treat you like a queen (and vice versa). Sounds wonderful but some men are lazy sons of bitches who take things for granted and some women will get bored of a guy who lays "prostrate" at their feet. For the couples who truly live to serve one another and love being givers for each other, then I can picture it being a wonderful relationship full of good food, great sex, fair arguments, and adventure (whatever that means to the two of them).

[laurieluvsit]

Great take Mr Feaky! ... yes, indeed:)

[Unit1]

Woah, that is actually impressive.
It is almost like you have kept boys in your laboratory and examined them quite often as they grew up and studied them closely and came into these conclusions. Well, that is your knowledge and knowledge is power. And here you are sharing that power. :)

Although I can cook myself, I wouldn't mind cooking even faster together ♥
So yeah, basically affection+sex and no nagging (provided I did things, that had to be done) for me.

"The one you choose will be your final one either way, and here they are...

1) Heed the opportunity you have now been given, this day, or...

2) Ignore the voice of truth, reason and wisdom.

In reality, and sadly, most girls choose number 2…Yes, I said CHOOSE! Because it is a choice. Which will you choose? ... Your choice."

So very true I can't even think of any words for this. It's quite sad actually.

[laurieluvsit]

Thank you so much Mr U and for taking your valuable time to reply this way in such detail.
I do not take it lightly. You are very sweet for sure and will make some lucky girl a most valuable prize!

[Unit1]

Awwwyyy, you are one very kind and sweet lady, you are really making me blush over here ^^ ☺☺☺😍😍😍
https://i.imgur.com/CX4J1cu.png
Now who could that lucky lady be, I wonder... And where is she? She's missing out on quite some fantastical things ☺️💕

[laurieluvsit]

Well, you just proved how right I was:)
Keep being who you are and put yourself out there to be seen and heard at places where girls frequent and she will find you, for sure!

[Unit1]

Thank you kind lady ^^
Some lucky lady would be in for a ton of hugs and cuddles 👩🤗🤗🤗
💏
And that's just a crumble of the whole cake (: ♥

But where do the ladies frequent? I have heard in dancing classes they do but I have literally 0 dancing skills and 0 interests in learning to dance :( :/ My buddy @MarkRet has recommended it but I am quite sure, that I'd be even more bored going to dance classes than I am idling at my job. 🤷

[laurieluvsit]

To exhaust that question would take some time. Watch for another "MyTake":)

[Unit1]

Okay ☺❤
I will be waiting for it 💕

[Browneye57]

Good job. You worded it a little different than I do, but it's the same. Mine:
1. Food
2. Sex
3. Love/attention/respect

We did a survey awhile back on a mens forum, the question was, "What would your SO say is a man's most important basic need from his woman?"
About half of them got it right, but the other half said something like 'friendship' or 'companionship', and about half of those said they couldn't be bothered with these, that they were stupid, didn't believe it, or simply refused.

Guys are really simple. You take care of their basic needs and they'll swim through shark infested waters to bring you lemonade. _Dr. Laura

Otherwise, hope they like cats. LOL

[laurieluvsit]

Outstanding reply Mr B! and I love Dr Laura's quote which is very true:)

[Browneye57]

Love my second wife, she dotes, didn't get the 'nag gene', and thinks I'm brilliant. And she's in a nymph in the bedroom.
It's been almost thirty years.

OTOH, she won't speak up when something IS important, so it goes both ways. LOL

[hellionthesagereborn]

Yeah that's stupid. Food, sex and don't be a bitch? Maybe men with really low standards will be fine with that, but quite honestly if he has a shred of self respect he would be setting the bar a "tad" higher then that. Completely inaccurate and worthless.

[JimRSmith]

Absolutely, and well said.

[hellionthesagereborn]

@JimRSmith Thanks.

[Being_a_good_Indian]

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[sovetskii13]

I read that as "kneeling prostate* at your feet"
This reminds me of when my grandfather said "In order for a man to be happi in a marriage, he needs to be fed, he needs good sex, and he needs to be left alone for a few minutes everyday". As you can see, you are right. Great food, better sex, and no nagging is similar to leaving him alone.
🤗

[laurieluvsit]

Great observation Mr S. What a wise grandfather you have!

[samhradh_leannan]

"Nagging" is just a perception of somebody trying to communicate their needs and not feeling heard.

[laurieluvsit]

Excellent take Ms Samhradh, and you are to be highly commended for such an observation under standard and normal circumstances.
However, for the boy that receives such impossible, and extraordinary, treatment and care, THERE WILL NOT BE any "communication of her needs that will not be heard":)
Quite to the contrary... the slightest whisper into his ear by her will be heard as that of a symphony orchestra for the girl that can, and will, carry out such a feat as this one.

[samhradh_leannan]

I’m pretty sure that’s wishful thinking. No matter how much you care about someone and want to make them happy, sometimes you don’t understand what they want or you’re distracted by something else. We’re only human here. Yes there are times when “nagging” can cross a line but for the most part, people will think something is “nagging” just because it’s not something they want to hear. It’s a matter of perspective.

[ariadneR]

Bravo. Bravo.
You are so right. It's a choice.
Turn the tables before you make the choice. How long would you stay with your partner if he kept nagging you, he was a 2 pump chump and the food that you ate every day was shit. I doubt very long.

[laurieluvsit]

Yes!

You get it, so many don't, thank you Ms Ariadne! :)

[upsetlady]

I actually suffer on the three

FOOD
SEX
NAGGING

I grew up with a nagging mum
I can cook just a bit.
I was wild in the bedroom in my early 20s

All my relationships (only had 2) always complain on my nagging attitude which is my struggle as I dont like it neither. I dont wanna be nag at anyways too.
Golden rule applies here in a relationship which it is hard to shape for me but hoping to achieve on my end in my current second relationship now.

[Anonymous]

As a guy I can say your wrong on this. I believe it is a good start bit far from being complete. I mean for some me those 3 things aren't as big as you think. I mean I can cook for myself, in all honesty I'm a better cook then most people I know. So a girl being able to cook great food for me is nice it is far from needed for me to want a relationship.

Personality is another big one you left off your list. Since it matters big time. Such as your's for example, multiple times throughout this take you mentioned how it will make a guy kneel at a woman's feet. I don't want to be treated like a slave. So even if a woman did have the 3 things off your list if she has a poor personality, such as wanting me to be her slave forever, I won't want anything to do with her.

[bubble_tea]

Uh, my grandma nailed the great food and no nagging ever part. I really don't want to know about the sex part, but they have more kids than I ever want for myself. It didn't stop him from daily telling her how stupid she is. So much for happy true and forever kneeling.

[BaileyisDarcy]

Ah but the trick is to pick up a DECENT man first!

[bubble_tea]

@BaileyisDarcy Oops my bad. For some reason, I thought those simple secrets were magic tricks that promised to make every guy forever kneeling.

[EllezBellez98]

I fucking agree, Love this take! Great job! I've seen some girls who just name the fuck out of their guy and it's painful to watch.

[laurieluvsit]

Thank you for liking my post Ms Elle, you are very wise and sweet:)
... and I must say "SMART" if you are doing university mathematics... wow!

[EllezBellez98]

It's Economical Mathematics, so it's not too bad. But Thanks 😀

[EllezBellez98]

Also Hit me up :)

[aa180]

@EllezBellez98 Omg, a white girl doing Mathematics at uni? That's the dream (I study pure Math btw) :)

[EllezBellez98]

@aa180 I do economical mathematics, so not pure. But yeah I always did like maths

[aa180]

@EllezBellez98 yeah I saw that you do economical instead. Still wife material though ;)

[vald9inches]

Yup i can definitely attest these 3 simple things are critical lol also we can take a little bit of nagging occasionally but constant nagging is definitely a sure way to kill the relationship i mean just look at Al Bundy the man is dead inside! Lmfao 😂🤣🤣🤣

[AlphaGhost]

Well a man is human being not a sex robot, so he would kneel before you but you got one thing right,
"High expectation requires Hard work" and can't just ask anyone to give in everything but give nothing in return. If anyone know this, She is a rare gem and don't waste a sec to put a ring on her.
2)"Problems can be solved" so don't take the bitchy way out by filing for divorce.
"Marriage is beginning of a relationship not an end"

[Afrajakia]

Your evaluation is real. I deeply think of keeping him happy and mine.
Thank you.

[laurieluvsit]

এবং আমার পোস্ট মিসেস আফরোজিয়া আপনার প্রশংসার জন্য আপনাকে ধন্যবাদ। তুমি খুবই মিষ্টি!

Ēbaṁ āmāra pōsṭa misēsa āpharōjiẏā āpanāra praśansāra jan'ya āpanākē dhan'yabāda. Tumi khuba'i miṣṭi!

And thank you for your compliment of my post Ms Afrajakia. You are so sweet!

[Afrajakia]

Thank you