My Boyfriend Says I Can't Fart Or Poop Because It's Impossible For Girls To Do That? What To Do?

Question

My boyfriend says I can't fart or poop because I am a girl and if I feel like I have to I have to hold it in no matter what. What am I supposed to do? It is making me feel really uncomfortable and like I can't be myself.

DivineAliah · Accepted Answer

He's fucking ridiculous because everyone farts and everyone poops! If you don't you will die! I understand the whole not farting in his presence thing. But as for pooping... Simply impossible! Now I'm going to break girl code when I say this but... You, as a female, have to master pooping in the same amount of time it takes to pee. I believe every girl can do this! There will be a time where you have to really poop and your boyfriend is with you and you leave to go to poop. If you stay too long... You're busted! If you do it in a reasonable time... He'll never know! It like magic 😂😂😂 And soon you'll be so good at it that'll he'll actually think you don't ever poop.

MaskedSanity · Accepted Answer

You eat the biggest greasiest burrito packed with a pile of beans, top that up with brussel sprouts and finish it off with a few hard boiled eggs.

Then go to his house and have the biggest stankiest nastiest shit in his loo and once you're done, proudly strut out of there, walk up super close to him and whisper in his ear "I forgot to flushhhhh...". Then turn around, rip the loudest fart you possibly can and drop a match.

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kaylaS91 · Accepted Answer

I'm sure he's joking. My boyfriend is the same, insisting girl's don't pee or anything of that sort so when I go at his place, he kinda gets play mad at me.
With your case, you can reply jokingly. If he bugs you about it, just tell him that's true, girls don't fart/poop. Only 1x/week or something so you feel like doing that now, should the need ever arise and you just can't hold it in without major discomfort. :P

MindYourEyes · Accepted Answer

Tell him check and mate buddy.. "*pulls down pants*and shits all over they bed!" Sorry babe I'm not the kind of person who holds shits when the need to release!

OlderAndWiser · Accepted Answer

Tell him that you are a real girl and those are things that real girls do. If he seriously has some fantasy in his head that girls don't do those things, he is seriously out of touch with reality. If he realizes that girls do those things, this is a very sick control game and you need to get away from this guy.

normalice · Accepted Answer

wait until he's not looking, and poop in his shoe. Then break up with him.

Anonymous · Answer

[IMG]  seriously?

Anonymous · Answer

yea sure... if this is serious he's clearly not taking anatomy. ..

Anonymous · Answer

That’s terrible! Farting and pooping are two of the three greatest physical pleasures, the other one being sex, of course. You shouldn’t deprive yourself of those two just to earn one from him. Fart and poop when you have to. Fart and poop when you  want  to. It’s your body, it’s your gas, and you can let it out when you want to.

RationalLioness · Answer

Ask him if he likes changing colostomy bags because that may happen if you keep holding it. It also damages your organs. Also, tell him to stop being stupid. ;)

soberpiper · Answer

Sounds like a trolling question to me. But if you have to relieve yourself, I would explain to him that if he can do it then so can you..

Anonymous · Answer

When he's sleeping, make sure to squat right on his face, spread your butt cheeks, place your anus right above his nose and fart  Also take a solid dump and don't flush for him to see

Anonymous · Answer

While he's asleep.. Take a huge shit on top of him. When he wakes up and gets mad, say that you have no idea how it got there. And that it's impossible for it to be you since you're a girl.

Knuckles98 · Answer

That’s abusing you you can’t just hold it in that’s not healthy and if he’s treating you like that you shouldn’t be with him but if you like him enough then put your foot down and tell him that you’re going to be yourself and he’s not in control of you.

lime_rampljuset · Answer

There is Activia

Octavion · Answer

Wait, you haven't taken a dump since you guys hooked up? I'm not 100% but I'm pretty sure that's how you get rectal cancer.

Queen_naki5 · Answer

So guys can't cry and have hormonal roller coasters. Complete BS. Tell him to quit the double-standards.

GirlsLie · Answer

Tell him he can't have an opinion anymore because it's impossible to take a man seriously. That should go over well.

Ananchor · Answer

Fart when he's going down on you then dump him for being an idiot!

Anonymous · Answer

He's obviously joking. You're just taking it way too seriously. I'm sure he knows that girls poop and fart. Guys just like to think we don't. You're being too self conscious for no reason.

Kshppatel · Answer

Lol silly OP thinking she is capable of farting and pooping. You will learn soon OP that no matter how hard you try you will not be able to poop and fart.

NickCollins · Answer

Dump his ass because he seems very stupid and idiotic

emmabee11 · Answer

I think he's just pulling your leg? :\ please tell me he's not serious? lol

RasmusAiken · Answer

Tell him he needs to find a new girlfriend. . . one that doesn't poop or fart.

Jusjay · Answer

Dump him so he can date a chicken, they are the ones who don't sh*t or fart.

Mikaychay95 · Answer

Lol I had a guy friend ask me if it was true if girls fart/poop.

sealteam42 · Answer

Tell him to grow up if you have to take a shit then go take it and if he gets pissy about then make that bathroom smell like a dump then leave lol

oldanddecrepid · Answer

It is better to bare the shame then bare the pain lol

zombiebabe · Answer

wait what? you're ain't a doll... you fart just like every human being... your bf is immature

Anonymous · Answer

Leave this douche but take a dump on his bed before getting rid of him.

MyInternetUserName · Answer

Take a huge dump on his bed and show him what a girl can do

Uzername777 · Answer

Just leave the room, it’s not that hard. People act like farting is part of their personality and who they truly are. Your relationship won’t be hurt if you don’t fart around him

Anonymous · Answer

Let one rip in front of him and tell him to go fuck himself.

BertMacklinFBI · Answer

tell him the jokes over.

Anonymous · Answer

Take your boyfriend to an adult who will teach him better.

JackKerouac77 · Answer

Hold it in forever basically

randomhobo · Answer

He just sounds like he's immature and joking.

JustinTheGreat · Answer

I hope you're fucking joking

BoldEnigma · Answer

Fart in his face

Succcesssfulll · Answer

Fart or poop on him then...

ObviouslyBored · Answer

Ditch this idiot...

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