If your girlfriend had really rank farts, would it affect how attracted you are to her?

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You love her and find her beautiful, but when she farts it's like smelling Hell itself. 

I eat a very healthy, vegetable-heavy diet and I find that this causes not only more gas, but really rank gas... I try not to fart around him but we're moving in together soon and realisically, he's gonna end up smelling my poop and farts at some point...

PiuBelloAmante · Accepted Answer

if that was the case, i would be worried, my farts smell, but not so bad, because my diet, is well balanced and i poop 4 times a day... my system is always cleaning itself out

i find when people hold poop in, there farts smell twice as bad, if i were you i would try taking laxative, and pooping more often.

As long as you excuse yourself to the bathroom when you need to fart its cool
thats what i do

Avenuewriter · Accepted Answer

Wouldn't change how I felt about her, in fact I'd hope that when she was ornery she'd use them to terrorize me. Because farting is funny and subjecting friends and family to your farts is hilarious.

Hidden_P · Accepted Answer

My boyfriend finds farts funny. When it's me he does this pretend shock face but he fights back a smile. When it smells (which isn't too often), he laughs and buries his head and tells me I'm disgusting (as a joke).

Men + farts = giggling boy. Regardless of smell.

Mustachekitteh · Accepted Answer

Sadly female farts smell worse than men. That is why we try to hide if from them. XD

Maybe you should take something for that if it happens. I think it's called gas-x or something.

I don't think most guys would break up with you over that.

thewanderingme · Accepted Answer

get ginger before and after you eat anything that gives you gas. even better, add it to the water as it's cooking.

Anonymous · Answer

I almost can seriously forget my girlfriend does! She never does around me, not that I would care, haha but I almost forget she has that function.

Wouldn't bother me though, as I accept her totally and completely, she can expect a few harsh jokes all in good fun:) but never would I hate or shame her in any way for it. Probably even embrace it I love her so much lol. (Unlikely but ya know, love is weird XD)

Bluemax · Answer

It's a turn off for a few seconds. After that, it's not a turn off. In all likelihood, you are about to discover a few things about him that are turn offs as well.

JSmuve · Answer

If hers are worse than mine then that'll be scary and impressive. I feel ya on the veggies, fruits too!

Frost_Byt3 · Answer

Everybody farts. Its to be expected. But if she is farting constantly then it would bother me. If its just a once in a while thing, i can put up with it.

9mfeo · Answer

If it really affects his attraction level for a long period of time, you're not meant to be together anyway. It probably will affect him in a momentary way, but not forever.

Anonymous · Answer

Here’s the problem. You’re a woman and you’re worried about your farts. Women are natural born farters. Farting is what we do. Every girl on the planet has loud, rank farts. Sexual dimorphism makes women’s farts louder, smellier, and filled with pheromones as a result of estrogen so we actually fart to attract men. He won’t judge you for your fart gas because it’s what makes you a woman.

K1ll3r98 · Answer

i find it funny. i would just have a competition to see who has the worst fart. i don't mind girls farting, we do it so why can't girls

R3d_Anonymous · Answer

No, that's not a big deal at all. Sure, it may be a bit of a turn-off immediately following, but that'd be a trivial and a short-lived moment.  So no, I wouldn't mind it.

Northeast106 · Answer

You could try changing your diet a bit, also gas x and tums might help. Just be sure to be courteous about it and try to release your gas in the bathroom or outside. I'll be honest I hate it when people fart.

TripleAce · Answer

Not a turn off lol... Oddly iv had this discussion before and people seem to take pleasure in knowing their lovers are ripping fart bombs all day

JCT666 · Answer

As much as I cannot stand people constantly farting, I don't see it as a reason to break up with somebody.

Omar5881 · Answer

For me I don't care about this actually I don't have a girlfriend but if I did it won't bother me at all I would laugh it would be a cool thing actually 😂

KidanisCortes · Answer

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Octavius · Answer

I do have a very acute sense of smell. My attraction to her as a whole wouldn't decrease but I'd definitely never feel like being romantic if I was smelling really bad farts.

John_Doesnt · Answer

Vegans and vegetarians have the worst farts. It's usually silent but deadly. Eat plenty of meat and beans you'll fart more, but it'll be subtle and not smell at all.

Neuromancer22689 · Answer

I think it would be hilarious if she let one rip at the Thanksgiving table.

rjroy3 · Answer

If she was lighting them up around me all the time... yes. lol

Prof_Don · Answer

hehe this is funny... that wouldn't affect me liking her at all. We are all human!

PRVN1 · Answer

If its that bad and she farts and i end up smelling it, i think i won't be able to have sex with her for a full 24 hours

tony72722 · Answer

If my girlfriend farted in my presence I would break up and go no contact immediately. Fcking disgusting.

If your girlfriend had really rank farts, would it affect how attracted you are to her?

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