If your girlfriend had really rank farts, would it affect how attracted you are to her?

[Sara413]

You love her and find her beautiful, but when she farts it's like smelling Hell itself.

I eat a very healthy, vegetable-heavy diet and I find that this causes not only more gas, but really rank gas... I try not to fart around him but we're moving in together soon and realisically, he's gonna end up smelling my poop and farts at some point...

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**god damned cruciferous vegatables!!**

[PiuBelloAmante]

if that was the case, i would be worried, my farts smell, but not so bad, because my diet, is well balanced and i poop 4 times a day... my system is always cleaning itself out

i find when people hold poop in, there farts smell twice as bad, if i were you i would try taking laxative, and pooping more often.

As long as you excuse yourself to the bathroom when you need to fart its cool
thats what i do

[Sara413]

Yeah I definitely notice that they smell worse when I'm holding in a poop. Thankfully, I got iver the whole not being able to poop at his house thing ages ago lol

[PiuBelloAmante]

lol, i think girls are crazy! everyone poops!, my ex used to have stinky farts... lol! i made sure she used me bathroom :)

[fartlovr92]

The way i see it girls fart and poop no matter how hot or beautiful they are and some gurls farts smell worse because of their diets or foods they eat?

[Avenuewriter]

Wouldn't change how I felt about her, in fact I'd hope that when she was ornery she'd use them to terrorize me. Because farting is funny and subjecting friends and family to your farts is hilarious.

[Hidden_P]

My boyfriend finds farts funny. When it's me he does this pretend shock face but he fights back a smile. When it smells (which isn't too often), he laughs and buries his head and tells me I'm disgusting (as a joke).

Men + farts = giggling boy. Regardless of smell.

[Hidden_P]

Thanks for MH!!

[fartlovr92]

I think it is cool when a girls farts its jus more comfortable plus if they are hot or cute then ya it jus might turn me on lol

[Mustachekitteh]

Sadly female farts smell worse than men. That is why we try to hide if from them. XD

Maybe you should take something for that if it happens. I think it's called gas-x or something.

I don't think most guys would break up with you over that.

[Sara413]

I have a theory that the reason our smell worse is because we hold them in lol

[Applefan1]

Scientists have proven the reason women's farts reek so much worse than men's farts is because there are much higher levels of sulphur gases in women's farts than men's. 😊

[Sebers12]

It's not sad. It's sexy that females farts are more stinky.

[thewanderingme]

get ginger before and after you eat anything that gives you gas.

even better, add it to the water as it's cooking.

[thewanderingme]

*eat, not get

[Sara413]

Does that really help? Never heard that before! Thanks :)

[thewanderingme]

yup!

[Anonymous]

I almost can seriously forget my girlfriend does! She never does around me, not that I would care, haha but I almost forget she has that function.

Wouldn't bother me though, as I accept her totally and completely, she can expect a few harsh jokes all in good fun:) but never would I hate or shame her in any way for it. Probably even embrace it I love her so much lol. (Unlikely but ya know, love is weird XD)

[Bluemax]

It's a turn off for a few seconds. After that, it's not a turn off.

In all likelihood, you are about to discover a few things about him that are turn offs as well.

[JSmuve]

If hers are worse than mine then that'll be scary and impressive. I feel ya on the veggies, fruits too!

[Sara413]

So it would not turn you off? Lol

[JSmuve]

It depends on how bad they are and how much I love her

[thewanderingme]

if the fruits you're eating give you gas, you probably have an issue with fructose.

[Sara413]

Fruit doesn't seem to be an issue so much, but cruciferous vegetables, beans/lentils and green onions cause gas and I think that's true for most people.

[fartlovr92]

Actually if u are into her or him like really a lot then I've noticed w. e they do jus turns you on like stuff that wouldn't normally turn u on like (farting) or burping if she's hott or sxxy then i wouldn't mind smelling em n she would probably get me horny jus hearing it lol

[Frost_Byt3]

Everybody farts. Its to be expected. But if she is farting constantly then it would bother me. If its just a once in a while thing, i can put up with it.

[9mfeo]

If it really affects his attraction level for a long period of time, you're not meant to be together anyway. It probably will affect him in a momentary way, but not forever.

[Anonymous]

Here’s the problem. You’re a woman and you’re worried about your farts. Women are natural born farters. Farting is what we do. Every girl on the planet has loud, rank farts. Sexual dimorphism makes women’s farts louder, smellier, and filled with pheromones as a result of estrogen so we actually fart to attract men. He won’t judge you for your fart gas because it’s what makes you a woman.

[K1ll3r98]

i find it funny. i would just have a competition to see who has the worst fart. i don't mind girls farting, we do it so why can't girls

[R3d_Anonymous]

No, that's not a big deal at all. Sure, it may be a bit of a turn-off immediately following, but that'd be a trivial and a short-lived moment.

So no, I wouldn't mind it.

[Northeast106]

You could try changing your diet a bit, also gas x and tums might help. Just be sure to be courteous about it and try to release your gas in the bathroom or outside. I'll be honest I hate it when people fart.

[Sara413]

I'm not going to change my diet. Being healthy is a higher priority to me than not farting lol

[TripleAce]

Not a turn off lol... Oddly iv had this discussion before and people seem to take pleasure in knowing their lovers are ripping fart bombs all day

[JCT666]

As much as I cannot stand people constantly farting, I don't see it as a reason to break up with somebody.

[Omar5881]

For me I don't care about this actually I don't have a girlfriend but if I did it won't bother me at all I would laugh it would be a cool thing actually 😂

[KidanisCortes]

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[Octavius]

I do have a very acute sense of smell. My attraction to her as a whole wouldn't decrease but I'd definitely never feel like being romantic if I was smelling really bad farts.

[John_Doesnt]

Vegans and vegetarians have the worst farts. It's usually silent but deadly. Eat plenty of meat and beans you'll fart more, but it'll be subtle and not smell at all.

[Neuromancer22689]

I think it would be hilarious if she let one rip at the Thanksgiving table.

[rjroy3]

If she was lighting them up around me all the time... yes. lol

[Prof_Don]

hehe this is funny... that wouldn't affect me liking her at all. We are all human!

[PRVN1]

If its that bad and she farts and i end up smelling it, i think i won't be able to have sex with her for a full 24 hours

[tony72722]

If my girlfriend farted in my presence I would break up and go no contact immediately. Fcking disgusting.

[Sara413]

Hahahahaha seriously? Wooow..

[savvyridley]

Hahaha you do realize didn't care for her in the first place

[tony72722]

Thats where most guys fck up. They start caring.

[Anonymous]

Beno fixes everything lol

[Wulfila]

:'-D Well, this made my day. lol.

[danny11]

sounds like a fart war is on!!!

[James19]

Ha

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Haaaahaaahaaa
This made me laugh.

[Anonymous]

I love her sticky ass

[Anonymous]

Deal breaker.