My Girlfriend has gotten pregnant and now I've knocked up her hot younger sister within weeks of each other. What to do?

[Anonymous]

Walk away and start again

Stay with your girlfriend and forget her sister and child

Get with the sister and dump your girlfriend

Take both of them as wives and have your cake

[Anonymous]

frankly all of the votes you have suggested are stupid. You cannot forget a child, especially if she belongs to you. if one of them has an abortion, then you are fine. But if they keep their babies, then you will have to support both of them. to but it bluntly, i think you are a little thick for not using contraception when fucking both of them WHO ARE RELATED (another dick move by the way), so whether you get with one or stay with the other, you are still not going to come out of this situation looking good.

[Asker]

Hey they both said they had taken care of ghe contraception thing and with todays contraception unwanted pregnancy is a thing of the past its obvious they both planned to trap me.

[MrDetermined]

You are the man.

[snowangle]

Well lucky for you, you're lying and this didn't happen at all.

On the off chance this is real, then you don't have to worry about what to choose. Chances are, the two sisters will talk and then you'll end up with neither of them and then you'll have two babies to support.

[Asker]

I won't support any child if their mother isn't with me. Both sisters want me and one went behind the others back. I never asked either to get pregnant, they both assured me they were using contraception and with modern contraception unwanted pregnancy is a thing of the past so that means they both did it to trap me. Basically whatever I decide to do its going to be my way or the highway.

[snowangle]

Except you're kinda required by law to pay child support.

[Asker]

There are ways around it and anyway when single mother gets her child support the benefits agency just subtracts the amount from her benefits money thats why so many single parents dont go to child support to chase unwilling fathers.

[heavensgift2girls]

Most of the mothers go after child support not for the money, they do it to hurt the guy that got her pregnant and then ran out on her. My dad worked for the state where he encounter women openly admitting child support was just a way to hurt the guy. I am pretty sure cheating on her with her sister, and running out on them both is going to make your girlfriend want to hurt you.

Yes there are ways around child support, if you never want a good steady job, and to live like a bum bouncing from low pay job, to low pay job, with interruptions to your cash flow anytime the state catches up to you. It is not a pleasant way to live. But as snowangle said, I don't believe this story is true.

[Asker]

The best part o being a farmer is that I can take out loans to put myself in debt.

[XOXOME16]

Thats so messed up dude. You're screwed. No turning back. And if your girlfriend is stupid enough to forgive you then i guess you can have your cake. Your children will be siblings and cousins. Ew.

[Asker]

Her sister has to agree too for me to have my cake.

[Mustachekitteh]

This is either a troll or your EXTREMELY stupid as fuck.
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/19708860.jpg

[Mustachekitteh]

also from what you have said about the situation it just sounds like some crappy plot in an anime/manga.

[OlderAndWiser]

I voted D only because there was not a reasonable option. You are an obvious troll. Peace out!

[bluenose1872]

None of the above. Fuckin pray ya daft bastard lmao. I done the same thing when I was younger but I was wise enough to be careful. You better hope their family are all soft cunts

[Asker]

Soft as shit.

[bluenose1872]

You're lucky. Guys get murdered for that stuff

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh man, that's more fucked up than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring in her vagina.

Thanks for the mention: @Nik1hil

[Nik1hil]

LMFAO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... 😂😂😂😂 kudos to that! I was expecting, a nuke (nuclear explosion) like that from you.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

@Nik1hil Hahahaha thanks XD

Oh well, to something fucked up, you give something more fucked up 😁😁

[Asker]

Fingering your sister is wrong you and your father have issues.

[Nik1hil]

Lol she is not talking about fingerings her sister, she just threw in a badass metaphor to, explain the situation! She maybe bisexual horny girl, but not weird in that way.

[Asker]

Whatever its still wrong

[WhatTheHellAmy]

@Nik1hil dude so stupid he thought I was serious XD

No shit Sherlock, of course that's wrong, but no one I know has done that. It's something I found on Facebook.

Don't come here all saint and shit because if this isn't trolling, you're a fucking asshole, how the fuck do you sleep with your gf's sister? That's the worst kind of cheating. I do not hate cheaters since I think I could cheat at some point on my life but this... This is wrong in so many levels. I could cheat, but I would never do something like this.

[Nik1hil]

I got only emoji in me ATM 😂😂😂😂 poor troll.

[Asker]

"I could cheat, but I would never do something like this." After you said this I realise you and I are the same kind of people so dont be a hypocrite.
Its not like I cheated on my wife and kids.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Yeah, sure, probably... I haven't done that so it doesn't make me cheater yet but if I ever do it, then we would be "similar". But I wouldn't go that low. It's not only lying to your partner, is also ruining their relationship with their family.

[Anonymous]

Holy shit, her younger sister has really nice tits.

[Asker]

Thats not her but yes in real life she has great set.

[singlebee]

I don't know why but because this is a joke I would prefer the last option over anything...

True as fuck! :-)

[James0]

You are in the worst situation of your life, child support going to hurt double, because you sound like you want to bail and start over,

You can't

[Asker]

I can there are ways around paying child support

[jamesdegod]

you should leave your girlfriend and the kids and keep banging her hot sis

[Asker]

They are both preggers. Currently im banging them both.

[Entity]

I liked "Walk away and start again". That's funny to me for some reason.

[Anonymous]

It's our Anonymous Fake Question of the Day!

[Nik1hil]

Great job, now you have 2 wife's, you have banged your each wife's sister,
Your kids will be like my mom is my aunt, and my aunt is my mom, my cousin is my real sibling too, and I have douchbag father.
Kudos to your deed. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Asker]

Thanks. Hopefully it works out how I intend. Thanks for your words of encouragement.

[Nik1hil]

Still on serious note, don't cry of get depressed, you didn't killed anyone, just be strong be a man, earn more then enough to make your kids and girls happy. And maybe have threesome 😂😂😂😂😂

[Nik1hil]

I really wanna hear what @WhatTheHellAmy and @MissNowhere, @XNicholeMariex3, Wanna throw on the face of this troll.

[Asker]

A threesome might be a bot incestuous for them but sounds hot.

[BearyCute]

Obvious troll, real questions don't contain retardation.

[Rcjh1987]

although I can really see some jerk doing this you get a -20 in trolling

[dem134]

Go for the hat trick and plant your seed in the mothers womb.

[Wizbit]

Speak to the overseer about transferring to a new vault.

[LittleSally]

I say you're a filthy liar... And extremely bad at it too...
Those pictures 'inspired' you for this pointless question. Not even funny, just sad.

[Asker]

Im in a sticky situation how about some advice not butthurt comments?

[KaranSharma55]

percentage of last option is huge... Take both of them as wives and have your cake

[Kookoo4cocopuffs]

There a 1 800 number for Jerry springer put it on speed dial super classy buy the way

[moistycakes]

It's not really your choice, my guess if this is true they'll both get together and ditch you, and you'll have two children to support and no wives.
Please, tell me this is a troll?

[Asker]

Nope no troll. Im not worried about child support as my cousin works in the child support agency chasing up unwilling fathers and couldn't get her ex to pay a penny.

[moistycakes]

Well, that just makes you a shitty person. It takes two people to make a baby, why should one have more responsibility? Although, if you're really as much of a dickhead as you seem, it's probably for the best that those kids will grow up without a father.

[Asker]

They told mr they were using contraception so they lied to trap me. No asked them to get pregnant and its a man's right to choose.

[moistycakes]

Contraception is not 100% effective and never has been. You could have easily worn a condom or made sure prior to having sex. Contraception is a two way street. If they did try to trick you then they're shitty people as well.

[Anonymous]

That's kind of awesome, especially if the sister had a rack like the girl in the first pic!

[Asker]

She does lol

[Opinion Owner]

How crazy are we talking here? And how does it compare to the original sister?

[Asker]

Bigger. They ar both equally hot in their own ways

[Opinion Owner]

Sizes?

[Asker]

Girlfriend 36c and little sister ff id guess

[Opinion Owner]

Dayum! The sister really got visited by the boob fairy! how much does she weigh?

[Elizabeth21__]

First: go die in a hole
Second: Idc, as long as you provide for them both and support them emotionally and financially.

[Asker]

I didn't ask them to get pregnant and with modern contraception unplanned pregnancy is a thing of the past.

[Elizabeth21__]

Yea, and so is your CHILDREN being COUSINS. Gross

[Asker]

So what. Its not the same as cousin marrying.

[Elizabeth21__]

Still gross