What are your thoughts on the Hot Emotionally Unavailable matrix?

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this is everything a woman needs to know about men and choosing a mate. Watch the video and let me know what you think. Be sure to read all the poll choices before you make a selection

James_R · Accepted Answer

The crazy-hot matrix is just hilarious in a Jeremy Clarkson Top Gear kind of way. The guy in it cracks some good one liners, it's not meant to be serious, but yet he wears business attire like he's trying to make a valid point. The female version is not funny because she thinks the male version is serious and tries to make her version serious. I liked one of the women's comments below who said if the lady in the video were more emotionally available it would be better. Funny but true comment.

No guy takes the crazy hot matrix seriously, it's just some bullshit and most of us find that pretty hilarious. That's why Top Gear (now Grand Tour) is hilarious; blokes messing about doing dumb stuff talking utter rubbish.

lavarule · Accepted Answer

She took something that basically works for men, and tried to make it apply for women. Face it, how many times have you known a guy that puts up with a girl acting nuts just because she's hot. We've all seen this.

Women aren't that simple. They aren't just after "hotness" and trying to simplify it that much for them just doesn't work.

mermaidrocketship · Accepted Answer

The crazy hot matrix, just the guy version of this, was much better. She’s not funny and I felt like I was sitting in a lecture hall again.

mandi308 · Accepted Answer

honestly, she was so fucking boring, i couldn’t pay attention. maybe if she had been more emotionally unavailable. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Apope16 · Answer

This video is fun to watch. From my experience this is how women think. I consider myself in the "date" range. If I made about 20k more I would probably in the "Husband" zone. I guess that will take 5 more years...

Blightly · Answer

is this supposed to be comedy? This is just horribly executed and if she's serious makes me believe girls are out of their damn minds

quite possibly the worst advice I've ever heard, the worst comedy I've ever heard

i literally have no insults that compare my dumbfoundedness to this video. what is worse than "the worst"? That's how bad this is

Cask23 · Answer

Watch what a women does, not what she says. She says she wants a nice guy, but friend zones them all and bangs the bad boy or jerk within a few hours of meeting them. Says she wants equality but gives it up to the man who takes control and dominates her. Women are mysterious to the beta boys who take everything literally. In reality they are easy to read once you understand their actions and hidden subtext.

englisc · Answer

I am prince charming. Of course I'm taken.

My only criticism is that the "fun" zone should really be the "friend-zone". Girls aren't gonna have "fun" with a guy who is less hot, unless by "fun" they mean string the guy along, getting him to spend money on them, or complaining about the "danger zone" guys.

Unit1 · Answer

I liked the funny parody of it. So women want emotionally available men? Damn. I thought that they wanted our money at some point. Hmm, still, i kinda would take that gladly.😂

dropkicknj13 · Answer

I think it's a really badly done ripoff of the hot-crazy matrix, cause she's obviously trying to do a parody and thinks she's funny... she is wrong

ATuairiscean · Answer

I saw the guy one before while the videos are a bit extreme there was a lot of truth in them but as everyone knows once the attraction blinkers go on the rules go out the window

Anon-ymous1 · Answer

I only disliked it because it wasn't at all clever or inventive; it did nothing other than completely copy, almost word-for-word, the first video. The hot girl in this ^ vid is clearly just mad at the first guy's vid, so she made this one.

betaTester · Answer

I like it when she plots an imprecise quantity against another imprecise quantity and draw some arbitrary lines on it, very cool and sciencey

TheUsername27 · Answer

I don't find it offensive by any means, potential to be funny but the lady hasn't got that comedic delivery. She just sounds bitter.
Guys generally don't settle for less when it comes to looks. An 8/10 isn't going to settle with a 7/10 woman (bare in mind woman are generally rated more frequently higher). When it comes to keeping a guy down you have to be on his looks level or higher really. I think that's what this is missing.

Celtero · Answer

Hot is sometimes subjective... but if you're talking about very strong, masculine, and confident men, then yes, it's true. Testosterone typically supressess certain emotions, but testosterone is what makes them so hot in the first place.

LegateLanius · Answer

RIPOFF

ElvenMr · Answer

This is a parody of the mens version, and it shows in presentation too, so i can't really take this seriously. Therefore mens version is better, at least that one is somewhat sensible.

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

I picked "I'm a lesbian" because I'm a lesbian trapped in a hot guys body. No seriously my giant penis is an enlarged clit... go down on that.

winterfox10 · Answer

I wonder where I am in the emotional unavailability level

ImagineSketchy · Answer

It's the female version of "Hot vs crazy" comparison. I find it humorous.

Anonymous · Answer

Problem is that in the original, crazy is a thing actually avoided. An excess of “emotional” availability” is not desirable. But whatever, it’s just a spin off of a joke.

larry69 · Answer

I'm a guy and now understand why I can't get a woman. Thanks for enlightenment

WhereAmI · Answer

So it's okay for women to date a super hot psychopath. Okay. Good to know.

genericname85 · Answer

haha good luck getting a 10/10 guy to stay with you. he has all the options. why should he pick you?

WhoDatGuy · Answer

Surely going for emotionally unavailable people means is something wrong with your psychology

HereIbe · Answer

Let's see: This is as valid as the "Hot-Batshit Crazy" matrix for women. Okay, girlies, do you consider yourself to be attractive? Then, you must also be batshit crazy, so it's YOUR fault that you're always alone. Or maybe it's all bullshit.

Anonymous · Answer

i feel like she tried to hard to copy the hot vs crazy chart and taking jabs at the guy for his joke video all throughout her video was totally uncalled for

Merictanok · Answer

Emotional unavailability... so guys who dont show or talk about it

Anonymous · Answer

This is a sandy inversion of the hot/crazy matrix for women.
Obviously, the one for women is a JOKE to begin with.
This is just sandy and childish.
But it doesn't bother me, especially because I admit that I am emotionally unavailable.

Outdoorwanderer · Answer

I realize she tried to be funny... but WTF was this. This shit was depressing at times and its only 4 minutes.

heyyyyy69 · Answer

Lol this is a play on another video that was viral the she's hot vs crazy thing.

anametouse · Answer

Lol I see the joke. She's shitting on the hot to crazy scale men made for women

Volvagia · Answer

just as retarded as the hot-crazy matrix

witherwing · Answer

That was equally accurate and educational.

Anonymous · Answer

I voted "I'm a lesbian" and I didn't open any of the links.

grega239 · Answer

a women explaining men with a chart. great

dm23chan · Answer

Prince Chatming

CoffeeWC · Answer

I never take that seriously.

Slim57 · Answer

I'm a guy and find both dumb as shit.

Waffles731 · Answer

didn't you just ask this question

Seppelson · Answer

I don't care i don't need science in things like dating and love

StickStickity13 · Answer

Marry who you want, why should I care?

SwoleCook · Answer

She’s stupid af

monkeynutts · Answer

I'm prince charming.

laughinglad999 · Answer

All crap

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