What would YOU do if your partner turned into a toad?

Question

she/he got cursed with a toad spell so now she/he's a toad for life!

Vesuvius87 · Accepted Answer

Find the responsible party who did that and force them (having them tied up) into turning him back to human.

If it's indeed a curse for life and not even a kiss will break the spell well then if we can't be happy as human then as toads. I would use the potion/wand or whatever was used on him... on myself, disappearing with him into the pond forever.

mindNsoul · Accepted Answer

I guess it is 'Princess and the Frog' for movie nights from now on

pervertedjester · Accepted Answer

Laugh at the fact that technically I'm now a "frog fucker" followed by getting really depressed knowing that from now on I'll be known as " That Frog Fucker " guy.

RawIronhide · Accepted Answer

She can just be my lol toad friend. Every wizzard needs a companion. She can live inside my big pointy hat.

Dazed0N0Confused · Answer

Beat the hell out of & torture the fucker who turned my man into a frog until they turned them back!
First I'd knock them out, beat them until they were bloody.
Then I would tie them to a chair.
Next I would wake them up by dumping water on them.
After I would grab a knife & start with the individual toes... First the little toe, cauterize it, and work my way to each toe... Work up from there...

just_a_potato · Answer

I don't think I could have sex with my now frog boyfriend for many logistical, physical, and moral reasons lol

NamerOfStars · Answer

Well, first thing's first: read up on the needs of toads so I can keep her safe and comfortable until we get this fixed. Then start looking up witches in the Yellow Pages.

supercutebutt · Answer

I would love it! Toads rock! Mr. Toad

Bee-Hatch · Answer

I'm guessing there's not much could be done. And if I came home found them missing and a toad left there, what's the likelihood I'd make that connection? So I'd probably turn it out in a local woods.

Agape93 · Answer

Well that would make sex very awkward. :/ get with some in my group to see if we can change her back.

Minnie97 · Answer

Make him the biggest and best enclosure i could possibly imaging and take excellent care of him for the rest of his life.

psychoticanimaIIover · Answer

I’d stick him up my vagina, of course.

DizzyDesii · Answer

Buy him an aquarium to swim in. I’m not touching/kissing a toad. Thats how you get warts

Levin · Answer

Put the toad in a pond. Go find another bird!

CocoBatFangs · Answer

I love toads, but I need to find a way to turn him back because toads have very limited ability

JEndigoBleue · Answer

I'll make him comfortable in his new skin. Frog house, clothes, food, transportation, etc. I love buying accessories for animals.

taleswapper · Answer

Install a lot of bug-attracting plants, depending on what kind of toad she was... Partner or toad, she's still mine.

Torari · Answer

I'm conflicted. On one hand, the empathetic part of me wants to find a cure and help her. But on the other hand, the selfish part of me wants to just leave.

jakejacobson110 · Answer

Do a world tour with my magic toad that understands English. Maybe have it tell people's future. Hope it's the psychadelic type.

guywho · Answer

If she wasn't a bitch before i would have made her a small turtle house in my room.

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Defeat the evil wizard and demand she turns my girl back into a princess! Also request if she can make her complain a little less..

michael1469 · Answer

She would have a long tounge to lick my balls when she gives me head... and a big mouth to stuff my junk in... Jusy saying. I might just nick name her... kermit...

chriscdi · Answer

im gonna try some disney shit and kiss that frog, true loves kiss should bring her back

Unit1 · Answer

The pinks responses are hilarious 😁😁😁 I got no partner, so, can't really say. Kiss it?

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

Always keep her away from brother. He killed one pointlessly like 7 years ago. He also killed a bird..

JamesRandiDebates · Answer

I'd buy an aquarium to keep her in, and make sure she has plenty of bugs to eat.

Tim-loves-it · Answer

Wonder if im in the movie "O Brother Where Art Thou!"

Emperorxxxemilio · Answer

I’d torture the witch until she gives me the spell. Maybe water board her ass?

Lanabear119 · Answer

I would throw him in a pond where he belongs.

DavidFox · Answer

I would try to wake up

JoyGirl · Answer

I would kiss him and make him into a prince. 😌

fonduegirl · Answer

Carry a science experiment on them. Duh.

xxAlanaxx · Answer

Release him to the wild.

RoastedToast · Answer

Aight. Where's the shadowman at?

collie22 · Answer

i guess i would need to find a prince to kiss her

Furuok · Answer

I have been toad spelled. Someone kiss me !

taeh_ie2 · Answer

scream.

Forsa · Answer

I don't know what to do

purplepoppy · Answer

Tell him to hop it

Kit_Kat88 · Answer

Put them in a cage

es20490446e · Answer

Friendzone him.

bannacookies · Answer

That'd be cool.

maimai_ · Answer

toads are so cute

flexin-on-yuu · Answer

I would kiss her

msc545 · Answer

Buy flies for her.

Waldoe · Answer

I'd get froggy...

jimmy2 · Answer

I will not kiss it

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