Single. Taken. __________ fill in the box?

[coachTanthony]

A few examples would be:

1. Married to my job
2. Drunk
3. Hungry
4. Over Qualified
5. Play too many video games

[Cynicaldreamer]

Busy bettering and taking care of myself

[coachTanthony]

Good one!

[MCheetah]

✔ Forever Alone.

(For single men)
Finally free!

(For women)
Chocolate

(For women)
Thot

[es20490446e]

Good plan.

[Shark_61695]

Return to sender.

I found this image but I don't often laugh at memes.

[AmandaYVR]

Return to sender was funny and clever.
The other... wow, that's dark.

[Shark_61695]

I do agree with @Cynicaldreamer 's "Who cares? I'm awesome" and they all apply in one way or another. Dark isn't too bad :) stick a smiley on it and most people think I'm joking.

[PaynefulPleasures]

It's complicated but I'm loving it 😂

[coachTanthony]

Ha Ha Ha nice

[Wiredone]

McDonald's?

[PaynefulPleasures]

@coachTanthony thank you
@Wiredon you're hilarious

[Wiredone]

@PaynefulPleasures thank you

[PaynefulPleasures]

Ok alright you're really on a roll

[Wiredone]

Yes I am.

[PaynefulPleasures]

You always make me laugh thank you

[Wiredone]

I'm glad I make you laugh. You're welcome 😁

[HOAAH]

Off the dating market

I'm actually happily married

[coachTanthony]

Congrats and good for you!

[HOAAH]

Thanks!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

*Allergic to asshats😂

[coachTanthony]

Ha Ha Ha yes aren’t we all!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤧🤧

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I feel like this is the SAT's

¹Single. Taken. Taken 2: This time it's the wife.

²Single. Taken. Single again.

³Single. Taken. Wait.. we went too far. Go back!

⁴Single. Taken. Now we have kids. Mommy needs a nap.

[msbrightness]

Lol
Closest to 4, but really - avoiding flings to get to just a single loving relationship and have a child/form a family.

[Jamie05rhs]

There is no "other" for me. I'm 100% single and available.
(If anyone disagrees with that statement, please let me know if there's something that I'm unaware of that you're not telling me that I need to know about.)

[Anonymous]

No man offers me more value to my life by himself than what I can pretty easily get from myself and by several other people (mainly normal good friends).

[BADballie1]

Well only you can change that cut out the alcohol stop playing video games, the games will keep from growing up. Go out there, there aremany women that need a man NOT A DRUNK Man

[DizzyDesii]

Focusing on myself til you’re ready for what I have to offer

[es20490446e]

I'm always ready.

[DizzyDesii]

@es20490446e haha

[DeltaCharlieEcho]

Working on a car build.
i don’t have time for a relationship, dates, being strung along, talking, flirting, being used, whatever the kids are calling it these days.

[Jjpayne]

My uglyness protects me 😂

[coachTanthony]

Stop you ain’t ugly

[Jjpayne]

I will receive that, thank you :)

[AmandaYVR]

Funny!
This is a new side of you, Jj. You should do more jokes 💋

[Jjpayne]

@AmandaYVR I might just do that 🤔 😂

[invalid1]

(Fighting my ADHD and life problems by myself. Screw that shit, girls are superficial)

[AdithyaR]

Too scared to date and thus constantly finds ways to keep myself busy so I have an excuse to not date.

If that's an acceptable answer.

[poneglyphs]

Single as fuck
Taken by only the ghost, that's why so many girls ghost me 👻

[SaraSmithishere]

6. Tired of meeting up with men when there’s no chemistry so talking a breather

[Iron_Man]

Single and ready to mingle with the gag girls and if I ever get married to one Coach Tanthony will be my best man

[Anonymous]

Tired of relationships and not hot enough to bother right now.

[Firerubies]

Afraid of what people think of me, not good at reading when people like me, bad at conversations.

[bones0271]

Married to my career dreams and tryingng to make them a reality

[Anonymous]

completely head over heels for someone who will never date me

[es20490446e]

Time for a change on mood.

[Bugluvr]

1. Retired
2. Gone Fishing
3. Not at this Address

[Everglow5]

Mentally dating a fictional character

[fonduegirl]

High five, girl!

[Everglow5]

@anon1903 Yeaaaaaah

[yeahitsmegrace]

I'M SINGLE WHYYYY ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DATING

[upsettispaghetti]

busy stressing about school

[PurSeduction]

Finding back to myself

[CaliDad]

Not defined by my relationship status.

[es20490446e]

Too elliptic!

[CaliDad]

Not sure how ellipses are related, but OK.

[NathanDavis]

14. Hibernating

[es20490446e]

No winter anymore, time to fuck.

[MiriamDoremi]

[] Single
[] Taken
✅ Complicated

[fonduegirl]

Despicably in love with a fictional character.

[Anonymous]

Too obsessed with marvel men

[taeh_ie2]

Haha, lol 😆

[Anonymous]

In a long term relationship with my boyfriend

[RCLJT]

Tired of women’s mind games and double standards.

[es20490446e]

Shortcut: she's not that into you.

[legalboxers]

-OTHER- Completely done and fed up

[kevyhanma]

Jackoff warrior

[coachTanthony]

[kevyhanma]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[WowwGirl]

Both

[coachTanthony]

You’re single and taken?

[WowwGirl]

Yess can only mingle for certain times usually 9-5

[coachTanthony]

Ha ha ha ok

[InferiorElegy]

Unwanted damaged goods.

[JamieLoves]

Nope... always room for improvement

[es20490446e]

So either cheater or single as fuck 😂

[JamieLoves]

@es20490446e neither

[crazyish]

Damaged.

[Shiningtempest]

@coachTanthony Busy bonding with my bros & friends

[KatherineJ]

Very happily taken

[exitseven]

me too.

[FreyaRed]

out of order

[maryisbreathing]

Eating

[es20490446e]

What is the dish now?

[maryisbreathing]

Cereal

[es20490446e]

So you are ready for real.

[Shihab91]

Im... Batman

[coachTanthony]

Even Batman needs some love. lol

[Shihab91]

Do think batman and catwoman have an open relationship or its complicated?

[coachTanthony]

Well I am sure she sneaks out at night to play with others lol

[pigoat]

Open for suggestions

[es20490446e]

And privates.

[amirhosein66]

Married to my job

[whatdoyouwantt]

Disappointed 😂

[Celtero]

Serial misogynist.

[LorraineGates]

Actually married

[BillHe1]

Would Consider?

[JosyJosy]

Taken and hungry :p

[TheSpaceGnome]

Egg.

[SwitchGirl]

Single!

[Justneedtokno]

Lol single.

[ndensumbeauty]

Are you happy.

[Wise4myage]

Swingle.

[Likes2drive]

Single and looking

[sp33d]

I wish #5 applied, otherwise #1 or #4.

[Anonymous]

Married to my, but not enough

[Shy_Steve]

Too shy.

[msc545]

"SMART"

[ConstantPain]

No sex 👍

[es20490446e]

Great 👍