Probably in the past I would have but not anymore, I'm very established when I am and have no plans on going anywhere for now, and I'm not looking for love at the moment either.
A Swedish fella named, Lars, went to a brain surgeon.
Doc: How can I help you. Lars: I want you to make me Norwegian Doc: I can't do that. Have you thought of just moving there and living like them? Lars: I don't fucking want to move there, I just want to be Norwegian. Doc: Well then, there's nothing I can help you with. Lars: Bullshit! I know there's an experimental surgery, and I want you to perform it on me. Doc: Well, yes, your right, but it's rather drastic. I'd have to remove one third of your brain. Lars: Go for it!
On the evening of the surgery, the doc stopped off at the local watering hole, and tossed back a few tequila shots. During the surgery, he was flirting with the OR nurses, and not paying attention to what he was doing. He accidentally cut Lars' brain in half!!!
All the staff agreed to just keep this under their hats, and never tell anyone. The doc stitched up Lars, and hoped for the best.
Five months later, Lars began coming out of his coma.
Doc: Lars, can you hear me? Lars: Yes Doc: Can you see me? Lars: Yes Doc: How do you feel? Lars: Pretty good, eh!
Unbeknownst to me, I was telling this joke to a group of Canadians! I sensed that something was a bit off, so I said Amy: I sure hope none of you are from... Girl: Nanaimo?
A chiropractor told me that joke. When you live 20 minutes from the Canadian border, you learn to appreciate Canadian jokes.
Another guy talked me into going to a comedy club in an Irish restaurant, inside a shopping mall.
One of the comedians said: "Any Canadians in the house?" (and the comedian raised his hand in the air, to give them a hint of what to do)
About five hands in the audience were raised. The comedian then shouted very loudly: "THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND GO PICK UP YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE YOU LEFT IN THE PARKING LOT" I thought the roof was going to fall, because of the roaring laughter of the Americans. And the five Canadians faces were beet red, because they knew it was true. They throw garbage everywhere when they come to America. But Canadian are good people when they stay on their side of the border, so you'll be just fine.
Nope it's Southern California or nothing i will not move to other parts of Cali either so only areas i will live in is LA, LA County, IE, OC thats it and their all close lol
Relocate? where? From one room to another?;Dyea, why not for aslong as it is in a same house😂 On a serious note. i would consider this idea if i really feel that girl in my heart!
Was gonna do that for this girl in FL. I loved her more than anything. But then she chose a different guy and cut all contact with me. So would I NOW? Nope. No woman is worth that time or money.
I would for the right lady If she genuinely loves me, is open minded, flirts and cares for me then I would live with her for longer and serious relationship
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Probably in the past I would have but not anymore, I'm very established when I am and have no plans on going anywhere for now, and I'm not looking for love at the moment either.
I would relocate anyplace in the United States and maybe some places in Canada.
Are you willing to learn to speak Canadian?
That would be french wouldn't it! Im with you probably wouldn't leave us but would move to a different state
@Amy7777 I would. I already know how to say EH!.
I used to live near the Canadian border. A guy I worked with told me a joke, and I made the mistake of telling this joke in a bar. Wanna here it?
Let's hear it
@Amy7777 yes, I could use a good laugh.
A Swedish fella named, Lars, went to a brain surgeon.
Doc: How can I help you.
Lars: I want you to make me Norwegian
Doc: I can't do that. Have you thought of just moving there and living like them?
Lars: I don't fucking want to move there, I just want to be Norwegian.
Doc: Well then, there's nothing I can help you with.
Lars: Bullshit! I know there's an experimental surgery, and I want you to perform it on me.
Doc: Well, yes, your right, but it's rather drastic. I'd have to remove one third of your brain.
Lars: Go for it!
On the evening of the surgery, the doc stopped off at the local watering hole, and tossed back a few tequila shots.
During the surgery, he was flirting with the OR nurses, and not paying attention to what he was doing. He accidentally cut Lars' brain in half!!!
All the staff agreed to just keep this under their hats, and never tell anyone. The doc stitched up Lars, and hoped for the best.
Five months later, Lars began coming out of his coma.
Doc: Lars, can you hear me?
Lars: Yes
Doc: Can you see me?
Lars: Yes
Doc: How do you feel?
Lars: Pretty good, eh!
Unbeknownst to me, I was telling this joke to a group of Canadians! I sensed that something was a bit off, so I said
Amy: I sure hope none of you are from...
Girl: Nanaimo?
Oops! LOL
@Amy7777 not bad kid.
A chiropractor told me that joke. When you live 20 minutes from the Canadian border, you learn to appreciate Canadian jokes.
Another guy talked me into going to a comedy club in an Irish restaurant, inside a shopping mall.
One of the comedians said: "Any Canadians in the house?" (and the comedian raised his hand in the air, to give them a hint of what to do)
About five hands in the audience were raised. The comedian then shouted very loudly:
"THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND GO PICK UP YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE YOU LEFT IN THE PARKING LOT" I thought the roof was going to fall, because of the roaring laughter of the Americans.
And the five Canadians faces were beet red, because they knew it was true. They throw garbage everywhere when they come to America. But Canadian are good people when they stay on their side of the border, so you'll be just fine.
@Amy7777 There no such thing as the Canadian language, they speak both English and French.
I’ll permanently move as long as they live in GA, NC, TX, FL, MS, or TN. If they live anywhere else, i’ll temporarily relocate for no more than a year
If it would benefit us yes, if I'm in that spot I'll say we need to look at what is best for both of us. But if that was me relocating then yes.
i think that if i also felt i could see my family and friends when i needed to i guess i would agree to that too.
Same I couldn't move to far away a lot of my friend are family so I will miss them
Yes I would, but the hard part would be knowing for sure it would work out. Don't want to be moving back after a huge fight 3 days in
At the moment, this is all I've got left of my history and my family.
If I end up losing this house, too, I guess I'm free to go wherever the hell I want to go!
The major bitch is gonna be having to move 54,000 records!!
No I picked a hot Sweden girl and she wanted to see her I said Forget it.
Even though she was a 10 out of 10 chick.
Women aren’t worth it anymore.
What the hell
You’re 46 right? You don’t have any life experiences?
wrong with you
I see you can’t get more than three syllable
What's the point what's wrong with you I've already asked you that question answer me
The sky
I had to leave I was busy taking a shit after hearing your bulshit. Hey brah, ever get your shit pushed in?
https://youtu.be/x1TjUNyn4Ww
Usually they move because I already moved to a better place everybody's trying to move to a better place
It depends on how long we've been together for, how committed I am to our future etc.
No.. I need to be able to take care of my parents and I have some good friends I don’t want to leave behind.
Nope it's Southern California or nothing i will not move to other parts of Cali either so only areas i will live in is LA, LA County, IE, OC thats it and their all close lol
Relocate? where? From one room to another?;Dyea, why not for aslong as it is in a same house😂
On a serious note. i would consider this idea if i really feel that girl in my heart!
When a man moves for a woman she will immediately lose respect for him. I have seen this several times.
True lol
I always made her move for me no wonder I got a big sack
Was gonna do that for this girl in FL. I loved her more than anything. But then she chose a different guy and cut all contact with me. So would I NOW? Nope. No woman is worth that time or money.
I always said that I wouldn't, but then I did.
Didn't work out and part of it was where I moved to. However, still had new experiences and met new friends by moving
I would for the right lady
If she genuinely loves me, is open minded,
flirts and cares for me
then I would live with her for longer and serious relationship
Nah because what if someone better came along im happier where I am 💕💕💕
I would have too get too know that person very well but maybe yeah:)!
Different state or country then no. I'm not leaving my mom, grandma and family behind.