Boo hoo, hoo guys, I'm another person who does nothing with my life, do you think I'll be alone forever?

I'm person number 16 since yesterday who wants to cry about not having a significant other, but yet I have no interest in brushing my teeth or leaving my fucking house.
Do you think love will ever find me, do you?
Yes, people will come looking for your stinky, miserable ass.
No, it's difficult to have a relationship when you can't even change your underwear in 3 weeks because Gag is more important.
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Boo hoo, hoo guys, I'm another person who does nothing with my life, do you think I'll be alone forever?
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