At what time is it allowed to fart in relationship?

[Anonymous]

At what time is it allowed to fart in relationship? after 5 years together? or 2-3?

My ex used to hide when she wanted to use the bathroom

[_Maya_]

Lol 😆. I laugh because when I did this the first time in front of my current girlfriend (not on purpose) she said "are you asking me to move in?". I about died laughing. Point being that it seems like such an important step in a relationship or at least people make it out to be just that. There isn't a certain number of months or years. Once you get comfortable around someone after enough time that sorta stuff just happens and no one thinks much of it. You really start to open up. I mean ffs it is just a natural body function.

[Asker]

Guess my ex was never comfortable around me

[_Maya_]

Some people have a real hangup about it. Way more than others and way less open with stuff like that. Hell I'm a pee with the door open around her. 😆

[_Maya_]

Thank you for the most helpful opinion!

[D_Bone_Steak]

I'm guessing it might end when the fart ends with some chocolate milk squirts out... and gets in both of her eyes.

How long will that take?

That's the real question... just don't be a pussy and shit all over her face, that way you can figure out how she feels about it.

No games.

No games bro, keep the pimp hand strong.

[Billlewis]

I don't think there should be any delay in the woman I'm dating being able to release her intestinal gas at will. I once dated a woman who tipped the scales at well over 260 pounds, and every so often, she'd release an apocalyptic blast that rattled the window panes.

[AviatorTom]

Farting is a natural thing, everyone does it. There's no time when it's okay or not okay. Often, a fart just slips out.

[Fireguy17]

just get it out of the way at the beginning.
I know of women that would not poop at their boyfriend's house, they would struggle to hold it until they got home.
I spent a lot of time when I was growing up on my grandfather's farm.
43 Holstiens and assorted other critters so there was something taking a dump all day long.

[stark04]

No specific time, once you are comfortable with them in every manner, do it.

[Monalisa77]

Well I've got acid reflux so that s me screwed

[LavLavLuv]

Duhh