I’ve committed to my GAG girlfriend that I will no longer message sexy girls on here, is it wrong of me to expect the same from her?

[Wallythewalrus2]

I even said I would end our relationship if she disobeys me, that really upset her! She started crying hysterically and begging me not to end it but I said, “that’s just how it has to be”! It’s scary how much she loves me. I’m I wrong for thinking this way?

Updates

4 mo

I need to clarify. I want her to promise she won’t DM with any GUYS. Thank you! It’s unlike me to make a mistake like that because of my high intelligence but Wally is tired today.

Updates

4 mo

Just so you all know, none of you have been any fucking help, except for the always lovely, @Apple1996 She’s the only one that actually answered! I had one guy correct my wording, I’ve had one guy ask why I have a GAG girlfriend, I had one chick say I have a mental illness, and another guy wants to know where she lives? WTF is wrong with you people?

[Screenwriter]

OK. So you're SOs on GAG. Why do you have to commit to not speaking to online people who you deem are sexy? You are not in relationships with those people, are you? So why does she demand that you stop doing what you've been doing?

And why should you demand the same thing? Just because she has?

I don't think any relationship that imposes demands on either party is healthy. Let people be who they are and do what they want. You're not doing anything illegal or immoral. You aren't hurting anyone.

I think you're both headed in the wrong direction. Good luck.

[Beckybooboo]

Why? You have a mental illness, Waldo! These posts are an obvious cry for help.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I don’t need you telling me I have a mental illness! You think I don’t know that?

[OlderAndWiser]

How far apart do you two live? How many times have you met in person?

[OlderAndWiser]

". . . and another guy wants to know where she lives? Genius, I did NOT ask where she lives.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I wasn’t talking about you, there was some pervert that was getting a little out of line. I deleted his comments. Sorry for the confusion.

[Anonymous]

[Opinion Owner]

Well, people would be more eager to believe you, if you didn't constantly make all this annoying and weird posts about your "uncle" every week. That's why no one takes you seriously.

[Opinion Owner]

*these

[Wallythewalrus2]

Says the anonymous troll!

[Opinion Owner]

Well, there are lots of people on the site, who say this.. Not just me.

[Wallythewalrus2]

Where are they? I really don’t give a fuck. If you don’t have the balls to show your face, you are actually trolling my question.

[Opinion Owner]

The pot called the kettle black 😂

[Wallythewalrus2]

That doesn’t even make sense.

[Opinion Owner]

It makes absolute sense, because your question is trolling

[Wallythewalrus2]

What makes it trolling? Because you don’t like it?

[Wallythewalrus2]

You’re always welcome to “report” it.

[Opinion Owner]

Don't worry. I have my eye on you

[Apple1996]

You just have to trust her not to

[Wallythewalrus2]

She hasn’t said she would stop, so I want her to promise she won’t. I do feel I can trust her, because she could have easily said, “oh, no problem, I’ll stop”, but she was honest and said she feels she shouldn’t have to.

[Apple1996]

I mean you can't stop your partner from doing things. That's just controlling

[Wallythewalrus2]

I know and understand but I figure I’ll lead by example. I won’t ask anyone to do anything I wouldn’t do myself.

[KrakenAttackin]

@Apple1996. Good luck with that. I bet GAG isn't the real threat. Snapchat and IG are where both of their real sins lay.

[Apple1996]

@KrakenAttackin very true about the ig and snap. Gag isn't too risky

[love_conquers_lust]

Why are you fucking around with a GaG girlfriend?

[love_conquers_lust]

Update: Because I don’t know your intentions nor the backstory. I was under the impression you were already married in real life.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I understand that. I lost my head on my update.

[love_conquers_lust]

Okey dokey. Then @Apple1996 wins.

[Wallythewalrus2]

She’s a lovely woman.

[Apple1996]

Awh thank you 😊

[Slingblade1126]

I think there is either a really desperate woman out there and I do mean desperate or you are hallucinating!

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’m not hallucinating, yet anyway, I won’t do that until my wife gets home tonight.

[anon1903]

Sounds unreasonable on both ends. It's a red flag if you can't have platonic relationships with opposite sex.

[Lisia]

Lmaoo didn't know you had a gag girlfriend

[Wallythewalrus2]

I know, I know 😉

[Lisia]

Congrats dad!!

[Wallythewalrus2]

You’re exhausting, you know that?

[Lisia]

Dad you're honestly so rude

[Wallythewalrus2]

There is an anon troll that’s infatuated with me! He comes on all my questions. I’m sure he’s jealous because of all the hot chicks I get!

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

so she is OK with you messaging sexy men?

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

I think it's really classy of you to show such commitment :-)

[Wallythewalrus2]

Thank you for pointing out my error.

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

I mean, do you really know if they're actually sexy? No judgment here.🤣🤣

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

It's OK if you think that Bill is sexy, we all have our turn ons

[Wallythewalrus2]

That guy is UNSHAKABLE! I gave him both barrels last week. I mean, I literally threw everything I could at him and on Friday night, he sends me a DM, thanking me for everything! And how it was the greatest two days of his life. I’m gonna have to start insulting his mom!

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

I think it's time to start giving Bill the compliments he is due, perhaps that will help

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

Per your update-your getting the attention you seek!🥰

[Anonymous]

Won't she see this post?

[Wallythewalrus2]

Yes but she already knows how I feel.

[OddBeMe]

I expect you to love me!

[Wallythewalrus2]

I do love you but you’re on shaky ground with the administrators on here. I don’t wanna be guilty by association, I get into enough trouble on my own!

[OddBeMe]

Yeah I have my own wing at gag. Meanwhile there’s more trumpers in jail than KKK.

[Anonymous]

If it is good for the goose then it should be good for the gander. One shouldn't request something that they themselves couldn't follow.

[Jamie05rhs]

No; it's not wrong at all. Fair is fair.

[KittygosMeoWW]

Lol ew a girlfriend from here

[KrakenAttackin]

You are both a mess.

[strateguy632]

not wrong

[Iron_Man]

Who is she