What are your absolute minimum requirements for a relationship?

Let's ignore attraction standards please. That's a separate chat. And it's not just things you want, but things that are mandatory. Like, mine are: female, adult, alive, physically present (no LDRs), somewhat sexually available (no celibacy in a relationship), and no cheating.

Everything else is negotiable or just a high-tier desire. Hbu?

What are your absolute minimum requirements for a relationship?
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