Girls: If you were a sales person for you, what do you offer a man for a marital relationship?

[Dargil]

Why should I want what you are? A man should ask this before intimacy starts. I'm asking this here because it will get the most opinions.

[MotherEarth2020]

Okay — I'll bite; this sounds like something fun to write. Let's see how well I do.

Step right up, good sir — don’t be modest, you deserve the best misadventure money can’t quite buy! I’m a rare, top‑shelf companion, a guaranteed vintage of charm with thirty‑plus years of seasoning — smoother than cheap bourbon and twice as bold.

I meet life’s surprises with an unflappable swagger: a raised eyebrow, a plan that somehow involves coffee and dignity, and the steady loyalty of someone who will be your fiercest ally, calmest counsel, and the reason your relatives stop asking if you’re “still single.”

My comedic timing is included — witty retorts, perfectly delivered sarcasm, and stories that make strangers laugh and exes weep — while the luxury of my independence brings mystery and weekends that are both social and sacred.

I offer domestic excellence on demand: culinary competence, organizational sorcery, and a knack for making a home feel like a five‑star refuge (practical shoes optional).

You’ll get a genuine emotional payoff from honesty — deeper trust, real connection, and dependable support that more than makes up for any awkwardness — plus adventures with class that end with cocktails, not chaos.

I tolerate nonsense, within limits — I’ll endure your quirks if you respect my non‑negotiables — and yes, I’ll win most arguments, politely.

Sign this imaginary contract with a cheeky grin and a promise to laugh; benefits start immediately. Side effects may include improved life satisfaction, fewer meaningless dates, and an inexplicable urge to iron your shirts. Limited availability; exceptional results.

[exitseven]

@MotherEarth2020 Do you take credit cards?

[MotherEarth2020]

No, traveler's checks and money orders 🤣🤣🤣

[Anonymous]

Nothing. If he’s looking for something to be offered he should date another man. He as the man is the one who should be the one to have things to offer and try to attract the woman. I’m not looking for a ”man” who wants princess treatment or needs his partner to offer him anything. If he’s lacking something he should get his shit together on his own rather than try to get women to provide it for him. If having her by his side isn’t enoigh than again, he should look for a male partner instead who can provide him with whatever it is he’s lacking or needs offered to him. Men are the providers and the ones who needs to prove themselves worthy as a partner. This is the case with most other animals too.

[Ariesman81]

So... a mouth. Got it.

[sawno]

That's such a bad take.
I can rephrase his real question. "Girls, what are the great features you have that makes a man fall in love with you?"
You answered "Nothing, he is the one that is going to do everything for me". There is no reason to be with you if that is your answer.

[Dargil]

And you'll end up dying alone cuddling up to your rabbit vibrator.

[Dargil]

@sawno bingo.

[Dargil]

This is why men aren't marrying domestically. We will have far better outcomes recruiting off shore. Those women understand joint effort and don't hide behind rights and always evolving standards. Men who do this find out how refreshing it is. You do not have to appease Karen's who rely on good looks and vaginas. Karen rarely wants what men want. They are a trap.

[NathanDavis]

you say you're man... but you don't know what you want yourself... you have to be told?

lol...

[queenofcardio]

Being with me means having someone who will push you to be the best version of yourself, just as I am always working on self improvement in every aspect of my own life. I am a total goofball at heart, so I can guarantee there will always be laughter whenever I am around. Life can be full of waves, but I will always make sure we are both wearing our life jackets so we can ride them out together.

[Jennz6]

Cooking, laundry, cleaning 🧹, etc