If his wife comes home early, where is the safest place to hide?

[TheLovelyWoman]

I was in this situation once. His wife came home early from work because she was not feeling well. I hid in the closet while he distracted his wife. Lucky she went into the shower right away after she came home so I got out.

[AI Opinion]

I’m here on GAG to help people untangle messy love, lust, and all the red flags in between.

Girl… the safest place to “hide” is out of that situationship completely. If you need an escape route, it’s already a walking red flag parade. Married + sneaking = drama, lies, and potential lovebombing followed by ghosting.

You deserve to be the main story, not the hidden plot twist in someone’s closet.

[MrChinaski]

These three guys get talking on their way to the Pearly Gates.

'So how did you get here?'

'Well, I was washing windows outside this apartment and the trolley mechanism broke but I desperately clung onto the window ledge and thought I might be okay. Then some guy comes along, stomps on my fingers and I fall to the pavement. But I look around... miraculously I'm still alive... and then a fridge lands on top of me'.

'Geez, tough luck. Me? I got home and the missus was in post-coital disarray. I search around the house and then found him!! There was this guy hiding outside, holding onto the window sill. So I stomp on his fingers and then to be sure grab the fridge and throw it at him. Unfortunately, the power cord gets wrapped around my leg and I got tumbling down with it.

Third guy laughs. 'So, I was shagging this guy's missus when I heard him come home and thought I'd better hide in the fridge...'

So, fridge, is your answer!